‘Everyone is being screamed at’: Insiders say Stephen Miller irate as deportations lagging

https://www.rawstory.com/stephen-miller-2674302494/

Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers.

A DHS source told The Daily Beast on Monday that President Donald Trump's push to "throw money around" while "panic at the top of government” has unfolded with Miller's disappointment over agents not reaching Trump's goal of 3,000 deportations per day.

“There are calls with Miller, where everyone is being screamed at,” the official told The Beast. “The targets he is setting for them are ridiculous, and it is a case of them just spending any money they can to increase the number of officers and deportations.”

Hiring within the agency has also presented other problems — agents joining before badges, system access or guns are available. Some say the money offer is luring veteran agents back and "insiders claim that the crash program has led to disorder, with some veteran agents performing minimal work for substantial pay and ballooning costs."

Former executive-level leaders from HSI and Enforcement and Removal Operations have returned to the agency, "some of them taking home north of $250,000 for office-based shiftwork, per multiple sources who spoke to the Beast," the outlet reports.

Kristi Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security, has claimed that many of the new agents would be law enforcement returnees.

However, according to several insiders, several former senior employees have returned to the federal pay scale.

"With locality pay in high-cost areas—such as parts of Texas, California, and New York—adding 35 percent or more to a basic salary, agents can earn up to $137,000 in the majority of the country. This rises to $171,268 in more expensive parts of the country, such as San Jose and San Francisco," The Beast reports.

Sources say that overtime pay has also added to the high paychecks, in addition to "ongoing federal pensions worth around $8,000–$9,000 a month, and some rehires can land well in excess of a quarter of a million annually."

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dhork@lemmy.world · 138 pts · 278d (14 replies)

I am imagining that Hitler "Downfall" clip, only in real life

AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 82 pts · 278d (11 replies)

Yup

Americans, now living under neo-Confederate occupation, completely shocked and watching Stephen Miller left to the mercy of the "useless idiots," he screamed at for not hurting enough people and making him rich fast enough.

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 33 pts · 278d (10 replies)

But also, it's a slimy little worm man doing the shouting.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 15 pts · 278d (6 replies)

You mean Hitler or Miller?

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 278d (5 replies)

Yes.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 7 pts · 278d (4 replies)

Yep

SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 278d (3 replies)

Mmmhmmm

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 278d

Dang ol’ yup, man

AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 278d

I wasn't sure who the original gif was but I tried to replace it with one more resembling of Miller

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 277d

Every time I see him, he's hilarious. He fancies himself a Hitlerian orator, but he has such a crippling lack of charisma that his speeches always come out cringy instead of strong or intimidating.

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 278d

you mean The Great White Worm, certainly!

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 278d

He needs to put on a pair of glasses, so his hands can tremble as he takes them off.

Pechente@feddit.org · 7 pts · 278d

Come on, where are AI deepfakes if you need them?

wjrii@lemmy.world · 109 pts · 278d (10 replies)

some of them taking home north of $250,000 for office-based shiftwork

Sucking up resources and not actually shooting and teargassing innocent people? These are the least-awful people there!

zd9@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 278d (6 replies)

That would honestly be the best thing you could do, is get hired at one of these really expensive positions, then just do nothing. So you're draining resources from those that could do real damage, and directly taking the place from someone who could do worse.

valek879@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 278d (2 replies)

I genuinely hope that there's a movement among vets to just this. What a good way to get something back from the gov for the trauma they put them through while protecting their fellow Americans. Just be a wrench in the gears of the immigrant crushing machine.

Zombie@feddit.uk · 28 pts · 278d (1 reply)
zd9@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 278d

That's exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote the comment above. You want to grind the gears of fascism to a screeching, sputtering halt from within.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 277d

That's a prime modern sabotage suggestion. Get your friends hired, too.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 277d (1 reply)

I agree with the sentiment but there's no draining of resources, just adding to the debt.

zd9@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d

Yeah, in reality there's a ton of shenanigans they could pull. However ignoring the financial part, having a person in a position that doesn't enact fascist policies is always better than one who does.

expatriado@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 278d

the US is spending resources to harass those who produce them

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 11 pts · 278d

Nonsense! If we can just get all the Wrong Kind of People out, and let only the Right Kind of People in, then we will finally achieve Trump's Economic Miracle the US will be Great Again and big grown men with tears in their eyes from all the winning

someguy3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d

Party of fiscal responsibility.

gex@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 278d (1 reply)

He's almost as mad as that time in high school he was told to clean after himself.

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 278d (9 replies)

Can we deport Miller into the center of the sun

bigfondue@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 278d (7 replies)
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MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 277d (1 reply)

That's not a good excuse for polluting interstellar space.

Please consider the environment when disposing your politicians.

shininghero@pawb.social · 3 pts · 277d

Good point. Reverse gravity slingshot it is then.

Hazor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 278d (2 replies)

Part of me wants to say we should save even more energy and just send him to CECOT. But to do so would mean being no better than him. I'm almost ok with that.

ronigami@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Just sentence him to a lifetime of picking up trash which he so clearly hates.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 275d

Force him to immigrate to Mexico.

kieron115@startrek.website · 3 pts · 278d

Tax dollars well spent IMO. Sometimes its about the message you know?

TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 278d

What about if he pays someone $100 to strangle him while they look into his eyes?

lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 278d

More like a one-way vacation to Hawaii island.

Specifically Kilauea.

DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 278d (2 replies)

As a legal green card holder this just worries me, they need numbers and we are just an easy target, I didn’t do anything wrong but maybe they find an excuse anyway. It’s really scary.

zd9@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 278d (1 reply)

I can see how that's so stressful. I don't want to dox myself but I was also potentially a target of this admin in some other way (there are many groups who are being targeted for all kinds of reasons), and the constant uncertainty is a real killer.

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 278d

I just want to make sure that you are connected with your local community.

You aren't alone, and friends are everywhere. So long as they can count on you, you can count on friends.

NutWrench@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 278d (5 replies)

Miller should be grateful that "lagging numbers" are the worst thing he's had to deal with, so far. We've been FAR more patient with ICE than they deserve.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 278d (2 replies)

ICE is being extra cruel because of this. The numbers Miller expect are outrageous, which is why ICE does everything they can to meet them. Grab a guy who was just walking out of his immigration hearing? Drag mothers from their cars while their kid is inside crying? Raid entire apartment blocks? That's exactly what happens when law enforcement has to meet a quota at any cost.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 277d

He wants to murder people by the thousands, Nazi-style. It's his hottest fantasy, and he is sooo close. To justify that, he needs so many detainees, that it is impossible to deal with them any other way than a final solution.

So these guys better get crackin,' PeeWee Himmler needs to his rocks off.

kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 277d

The numbers Miller expect are outrageous, which is why ICE does everything they can to meet them.

Just wait until there is a juicy target like a soccer stadium full of people with non-english accents...

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 278d (1 reply)

Miller knows he's also in danger.

I personally know people who would take the first opportunity they had to make sure he could never cause as much damage as he has again.

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 278d

The only good Nazi...

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 278d (4 replies)

Can we deport Stephen Miller back to the fiery pit from which he came?

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 278d (1 reply)

That's not his pit, it doesn't look enough like an anus

gnutrino@programming.dev · 5 pts · 278d

Not really fussed which pit he ends up in tbh.

Archer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 278d

Even Miller should get a due process hearing

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 276d

he was created from the very ashes/evils of the earth. probably by a necromancer or a golemancer.

Jaysyn@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 277d (3 replies)

I'm most looking forward to his trial.

He's going to cry like a little bitch.

kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 277d

I'm most looking forward to his trial.

I'm looking forward to his funeral.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 277d

On account of him being a real actual little bitch?

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 277d

Will never happen. Dems are too spineless.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 24 pts · 278d

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

catbum@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 278d (4 replies)

Floating_head@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 278d

Motherfucker.

Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 277d (1 reply)

catbum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 277d
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SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 275d

Asafum@feddit.nl · 20 pts · 278d

insiders claim that the crash program has led to disorder, with some veteran agents performing minimal work for substantial pay and ballooning costs.

Listen, we only care about efficiency and abuse of funds if it's some poor person getting healthcare or food! Otherwise it's totally legitimate usage of public funds!

Fucking hypocrites as usual....

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 278d (5 replies)

Of course Pee-wee German is angry. He can't achieve orgasm without deportations. He's dealing with a serious case of tiny blue balls.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 277d (1 reply)

What’s funny is he’s getting his wish but still furious.

Most “deportations” happen (or happened) at the border. Since the new admin, border crossings dropped to zero. So the deportations are actually lower than last year despite Stephen’s shouting.

But I’m not happy until he’s not happy, so good news there. Bad news for all law-abiding residents, though.

SupahRevs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 277d

He's created an entire fantasy world and gets mad that his fantasy isn't what he pictured. It's insane.

GeekFTW@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 277d

Pee-wee German

*cackle*

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 278d

I've been calling him PeeWee Himmler for years.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d

He actually can't achieve orgasm without simultaneously choking a hooker, but his arms are nowhere near strong enough (effectively rendering him orgasmless).

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 278d (2 replies)

Stephen Miller is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. I want to personally punch him in the face more than anyone else on the planet.

Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 278d (1 reply)

Wait, can you clarify that for me? Are you saying that you want to punch him in the face more than you want to punch anyone else on the planet? Or... are you saying that you more than anyone else on the planet, want to punch him in the face?

Cause it could be read either way... And while it might not seem like a huge distinction, if you meant the latter, you may have to get in line.

Be prepared for a long line...

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 277d

I want to punch him more than I’d like to punch anyone else. I don’t deserve to be the first in the line to punch him in the nose, but I’d like to be.

toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 278d (3 replies)

AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 278d

Wow. That is just. Wow. Ok... I guess the unhinged loony left strikes again.

How childish, and, and,... and just so uncalled for that you would stoop to such a level, as to imply that I... ::nervous cry/laugh::

I mean, you heard my wife say I was a sexual matador. We worked very hard to come up with that line. It took us all night to think of something that so perfectly conveyed brute strength and masculinity as theatre performed for an audience and the illusion of control.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 278d (1 reply)

I dunno if Stephen Miller has a small dick or not, but if he did and was really hung up about it, would he act any different?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 276d

katie miller said he was a matador in bed.

jontree255@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 278d

Keep him screaming. Maybe his head will finally explode.

AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 278d

Some say the money offer is luring veteran agents back and “insiders claim that the crash program has led to disorder, with some veteran agents performing minimal work for substantial pay and ballooning costs.”

My hope is that we win this passive aggressive, very poorly planned and executed war that's going exactly like you would expect it to go. Lots of harm to innocent people who don't deserve it, while the least deserving men hoard their profits and scream orders at their army to work harder and do the things they can't do on their own.

I hope due process survives, and the men who are shrieking these orders will be given a fair trial at home and abroad, despite refusing that right to others. I also hope they spend the rest of their miserable lives behind bars, and working off their debt to society in (unfortunately) more humane conditions than they deem fit for the innocent individuals they're kidnapping and detaining.

However, if we lose the war, at least we know there will be no due process for the men that helped destroy it. I think it's becoming pretty clear, that either way, we can probably look forward to the day their own army finally turns on Stephen Miller, and treats him to a good old fashioned Mussolini.*

The Metamorphoses of Mussolini’s Body

The vicissitudes suffered by his remains only served to confirm his prediction. The incoherencies and contradictions surrounding his death, which occurred on 28 April 1945, have subsequently fuelled an uninterrupted narrative which has become an integral part of his personal myth. The exact circumstances of his death, the ordeal of having his corpse publicly displayed in the piazzale Loreto in Milan, followed by the spiriting away of his remains from the city's Musocco cemetery by young neo-fascists, all helped facilitate his political resurrection ... Mussolini committed suicide using a cyanide capsule lodged in one of his teeth on 28 April 1945(*before he can swallow the cyanide capsule)

Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 278d

With numbers declining, he only has a half chub. He needs to be full mast to do his job.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Imagine letting that squinty little turd scream at you instead of simply beating the fuck out of him.

PKscope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 277d

It would only take one time and he would crawl back into his weasel hole.

rekabis@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 277d

We really need to embed a mole into the payroll department so that we have an accurate list of names and addresses once America’s Nuremberg trials kick off.

These Gestapo really do need a date with the hangman’s noose once this fascist regime gets overthrown.

After a fair trial, of course. With plenty of signposts so they see all the process they are getting that they have denied others.

sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 278d

Stephen Miller has to know his day is up, Day of the Rope for you traitor bitches

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 12 pts · 277d

They recently tried to deport a Polish man who has been living in the US since the 1950s. According to them, they said he had an old deportation order due to a theft he committed in 1969 but since he was born in a Polish refugee camp in East Germany shortly after WW2 and neither East Germany (a politicial entity that no longer exists) nor Poland (which has changed significantly since 1969) wanted him, they just released him and didn't follow through on the order.

Btw he has been a law abiding citizen ever since that time. Longer than Stephen Miller has been alive.

electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 278d

Deport Stephen Miller to an abandoned mineshaft.

DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 278d (2 replies)

insiders claim that the crash program has led to disorder, with some veteran agents performing minimal work for substantial pay and ballooning costs.

Honestly, I feel like this is the best use of the ICE budget: financially supporting vets who don't deport anyone.

dermanus@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 278d (1 reply)

This is veteran cops, not military vets I think. Much less sympathetic characters.

NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 278d

Still rather they leech that money and not deport people than hiring someone who will deport someone.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 278d

Corporate metrics applied to ruining lives.

blattrules@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 278d

He’s always screaming; it’s not particularly newsworthy, nor is it anything that anyone should care about at this point. We should all stop paying attention to him and let him scream his head off into a void.

MOARbid1@piefed.social · 11 pts · 278d (1 reply)

He’s big and bad until someone punches him in the fucking mouth. Wimpy lil bitch.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 278d

That would be far too kind for what he deserves

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 278d

How funny would it be if the next administration just sent troops around the U.S. to arrest people with illegal mods on their trucks and tires that stick out from the wheel wells.

I'm sure it would be easy to cherry pick rapists, drunk drivers, assault/battery, murders and what not out of any group. Poof, it's a matter of national security, Executive order

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 278d

True evil ghoul of thing. This man needs to be arrested by the next admin.

bender223@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 278d

he makes me think of Clayton Bigsby, the black white supremacist

stephen miller is the jewish nazi

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 277d

Stephen Miller gets irate when he finds out Mexican people made his Mexican food. Everything causes him to freak out and scream! He's one of the most disgusting and useless humans ever to slither across this planet...

SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 277d

Cutting food support and medical care but we always seem to find money for Trump's fever dreams.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 278d

Put a cap on his head and send him out to take up the slack ;}

SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 278d

RedFrank24@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Stephen Miller isn't even a grifter, he just genuinely hates Latin Americans. He's always hated them, even as a child.

nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 277d

Perhaps this ups the irony when he becomes a piñata?

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 278d (2 replies)

This guy is like a walking piece of celery

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 278d (1 reply)

Fuck that. Celery is good with either peanut butter or cream cheese on it, or dipped in dressing. Stephen Miller would only be good dipped in lava.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 278d

Careful, if you put him too near lava, he may try to dig your heart out of your chest with his bare hands

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 278d

Stephen Miller has always been a piece of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlKDQ3fwI5w

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 276d

there are videos of him when he was 17 around the time of abu gharib, he was so callously evil he believes in that sht tortue, and people mentioned he was also losing his hair around that time.

SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 278d (1 reply)

AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 278d

You just unlocked a memory and made me realize who he's reminded me of this whole time!

lechekaflan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 278d

Punchable face.

tornavish@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 278d

„Nicht genug von den Ratten werden ausgerottet, ihr seid alle gefeuert!“ - miller

SourGumGum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 278d

So scream back louder.

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 278d

Just like Joseph Goebbels.