My manly urge to watch, traumatized, as the train turns you to jelly, and I set out to avenge you and kill the bastard rookie cop whose badge caused you to trip onto the tracks.
My ghostly urge to haunt you in order to tell you that I was just a clutz and no one else needs to die but I'm a ghost so I can't communicate that to you and instead you go on to wrongfully avenge my death while my presence gives you chronic pneumonia and paranoia.
Ps, sorry about that. I didn't know ghost essence was like black mold, mate. My bad.
It would have to be on a bench, your arm underneath your trench coat stemming the bleeding of a hidden wound that isn't revealed until you hand him the manila envelope. The rookie notices the blood smeared on the envelope, quickly pulls your coat open, but alas it's too late to save you.
"As the weather worsened, I caught a glimpse of the rusted shells of previous lives that had been lived out here in this swampy shit hole, and I wondered if I would end up the same way, or what would happen to the girl I was supposed to protect."
There's a meme about men choosing one of three aesthetics; noir detective, military historian, or something else I forget the third stereotype. For the men pretending they're in a dime store 1920s pulp crime thriller novel during a mundane day this is the perfect setting for a melodramatic ending, that often took place at train, bus, or air ports.
I mean, it started playing in my head like the lan party someone brought a 0 day release to was last week. Stopped the lan part of the party dead in it's tracks. However, that wasn't last week. That was a quarter of a century ago. Time to brood a little, staring into the fireplace I guess.
My desert dweller urge to nearly fall on my face recover and then get sent sliding into the sunset by a gust of wind at a place like this.
This has actually happened to me once in a very scenic location, the other time was in a 711 parking lot where I rammed into the back of my Jeep Cherokee.
52 Comments
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 39 pts · 277d
Reminds me of things I experienced
sassymov@piefed.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 277d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d
That’s a good experience.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 3 pts · 276d
It was. Each wagon had a coal burner for heating, so there was smoke in the air.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 276d
You were SO close to meeting a bond character.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 2 pts · 275d
Ah, from Russia with Love
Nangijala@feddit.dk · 27 pts · 276d
My womanly urge to kiss my lover goodbye and run after the train until I fall off the platform and break my neck.
"At least... I got... to say.... goodbye, 🪦"
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 276d
My manly urge to watch, traumatized, as the train turns you to jelly, and I set out to avenge you and kill the bastard rookie cop whose badge caused you to trip onto the tracks.
Nangijala@feddit.dk · 14 pts · 276d
My ghostly urge to haunt you in order to tell you that I was just a clutz and no one else needs to die but I'm a ghost so I can't communicate that to you and instead you go on to wrongfully avenge my death while my presence gives you chronic pneumonia and paranoia.
Ps, sorry about that. I didn't know ghost essence was like black mold, mate. My bad.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d
Awful cold in here all of the sudden.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 277d
“I was wrong about you, Rookie. You’ve got what it takes. I know you’ll make me prou—“
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 276d
Mendozaaaaaa!
SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 277d
Masculine urge to give my partner the evidence as I skip town to
retireopen a beach side restaurant in a tropical paradise.RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 277d
Also gives you a chance to be brought back for the sequel!
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 4 pts · 277d
Yessssssss
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d
Nah, that's two days away.
Bosht@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 276d
It would have to be on a bench, your arm underneath your trench coat stemming the bleeding of a hidden wound that isn't revealed until you hand him the manila envelope. The rookie notices the blood smeared on the envelope, quickly pulls your coat open, but alas it's too late to save you.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 277d
What a delightful title you've chosen.
A+ would meme again
marzhall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d
If unaware, you may enjoy this contest (of which I've chosen the 2021, but there are many and they are great)
adding the 2012 because it's just the best
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 16 pts · 277d
yeah I had that too until I started hormones
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 277d
Now it's a feminine urge to die?
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 13 pts · 277d
Now the urge is gone :3
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 276d
Congratulations!
Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 275d
Dont do that...
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 275d
Yeah, I don't really know how to properly reply to that. I am happy for them, though.
TheFresh16@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 277d
Slowly bleed out? Yes. Be a cop? Abso-fucking-lutely not.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 8 pts · 277d
Could just be PI
ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d
Since we're talking fantasies then I'll go with martyr for the cause
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 275d
Rookie partner in crime !
radiouser@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 277d
"As the weather worsened, I caught a glimpse of the rusted shells of previous lives that had been lived out here in this swampy shit hole, and I wondered if I would end up the same way, or what would happen to the girl I was supposed to protect."
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 277d
That's very specific, but I can see it.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 277d
I don't get it
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 277d
There's a meme about men choosing one of three aesthetics; noir detective, military historian, or something else I forget the third stereotype. For the men pretending they're in a dime store 1920s pulp crime thriller novel during a mundane day this is the perfect setting for a melodramatic ending, that often took place at train, bus, or air ports.
falseWhite@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 276d
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 276d
4 shades of gay?
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d
Now you're getting it!
ViperActual@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 276d
Can confirm, bottom right checking in
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 276d
You chose ... poorly.
ViperActual@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 276d
Not to divulge my whole life story but it was definitely a good decision for me. Gave me a direction in life and all that.
Hupf@feddit.org · 4 pts · 276d
Is the direction
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY?the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 276d
I'm just kidding around. You seem like a decent person, and I hope you weren't offended.
witty_username@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 276d
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d
Which noir has the detective bleed out in train station?
TheBat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
Rezoie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d
The last scene where he just lays on the staircase is crazy lol
TypFaffke@feddit.org · 3 pts · 277d
The perfect death doesn't exi.....
varyingExpertise@feddit.org · 2 pts · 277d
Dun. Dundundundun. Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun.
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 277d
I knew without clicking this would be Max Payne or Obra Dinn
varyingExpertise@feddit.org · 2 pts · 276d
I mean, it started playing in my head like the lan party someone brought a 0 day release to was last week. Stopped the lan part of the party dead in it's tracks. However, that wasn't last week. That was a quarter of a century ago. Time to brood a little, staring into the fireplace I guess.
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
same! We stayed up all night taking turns playing
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 277d
Fuuuuuuuck, I felt that lol
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 276d
My desert dweller urge to nearly fall on my face recover and then get sent sliding into the sunset by a gust of wind at a place like this.
This has actually happened to me once in a very scenic location, the other time was in a 711 parking lot where I rammed into the back of my Jeep Cherokee.
newaccountwhodis@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 276d
Why should that urge be masculine tho? I'd rather think it's a general sentiment.
Soup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d
This is an existing joke. It’s like the “guys will see this and say hell yea” thing but we still send it to women who will also say hell yea.
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d
OKAY gender abolitionist.