Crocs has teamed up with Xbox to release a pair of shoes designed to look like Xbox controllers, buttons and all

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/these-new-officially-licensed-crocs-are-designed-to-look-like-an-xbox-controller-buttons-and-all/

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5opn0o30@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 254d (2 replies)

Do you drift slightly when you walk?

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 254d

Considering that Slovakian road workers are surprised by snow during winter every winter, yes, I do drift.

QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 254d

No, that's reserved for Nintendo's upcoming Crocs collaboration, the Joy-Con Crocs!

sparkles@piefed.zip · 31 pts · 254d (9 replies)
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ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com · 23 pts · 254d (2 replies)

Crockoffs one could say

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 13 pts · 254d (1 reply)

Knocs

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 254d

Faux

tonytins@pawb.social · 8 pts · 254d

I don't mind Crocs myself. But I do find this to be a bit on the absurd side. XD

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 6 pts · 254d

I have reached the stage where I will wear crocs

my family would institutionalize me if i said this; correctly inferring my brain had broken in some catastrophic manner

Xenny@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 254d

Crocs actually make a fantastic pair of kitchen shoes. It's not really a croc anymore since they cover all the holes but it's a really comfy pair of shoes to ride a shift out in.

suzyq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 254d (1 reply)

Faux crocs are awesome and comfy!

sparkles@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 254d
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nocturne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 254d

I have a real pair of Crocs, and my son has a knock off pair. The real Crocs are so much more comfortable than the knocks are, fully worth the price difference.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 254d

Sadly you need to sign in to your Microsoft account to wear them properly

QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 254d (1 reply)

How about having exclusive games and actual effort in competing in the console market?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 254d

Silence, consumer!

Lembot_0005@lemy.lol · 12 pts · 254d

Now you can safely throw something controller-like to the wall. Or punish your good-for-nothing gamer kid...

Sabata11792@ani.social · 12 pts · 254d (1 reply)

Did... Did they call them xCrocks?

Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 254d

Porn with people wearing crocks for those with very weird fetishes

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 254d (3 replies)

Still easier to hold than a Duke. :)

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 254d (2 replies)
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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 4 pts · 254d (1 reply)

Naw… like Bo and Luke.

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 254d
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 254d

Who's gonna be the first to flawless complete Darksouls using the Crocs controller?

TisI@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 254d

Have you seen this monstrosity? This is real! It's a fucking Balenciaga crocs.

Magister@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 254d (1 reply)

It's real? I saw some ads/page on FB about it and thought it was AI generated or some kind of jokes, WTF?!?

tonytins@pawb.social · 4 pts · 254d

It's real... Apparently, they once parented with Adidas. Microsoft really likes 'em shoes, I guess.

Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 254d

🤮

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 2 pts · 254d

Holy mother of cursed controllers

MTK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d

Crox

anistorian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 22d

Genius! … I’m not getting them.