Trump Declares Biden’s ‘Autopen’ Turkey Pardons ‘Invalid’ at Thanksgiving Ceremony

Turkey pardons, where every year the President saves two turkeys from being killed and eaten. These do not open the door to anything.

If Biden didn't say "No take backs", then pardons can definitely be canceled. That's what SCOTUS told me.

Projection.

Trying to cast doubt on anything Biden signed into law.

If he's successful the democrats better spend just as much time reversing anything Trump has signed too.

You start with the result you want and work backwards:

C. Everything Biden did should be undone.

B. Biden did something frequently

A. Say any use of innocuous thing is invalidated

You see it a lot online, when people say X is true because of Y. But if they admit Y is flawed, that doesn't change their mind about X. They'll just invent a new reason.

He takes great pride in his own stupid signature and is offended that others don't give a shit as he does? Also, shit spamming the news.

I sometimes think he's just scared of the spooky pen moving like a ghost was using it...

What the fuck is an autopen?

On the bright side, banning the auto pen means he would have to sign hundreds of pardons by hand if he needed to, and I think he's just too lazy to do that.

Someone needs to Photoshop that turkey about a foot back

You had a whole weekend some moths ago. People though he had died.

I didn't think there were that many wealthy turkeys.

Only a few months to go.

Take the /s out of your statement. If we can get ICE to be distracted with this, they won't be worried about humans.

And I'm ok with that.

All part of the political circus.

He pardoned Jan 6 traitors and George Santos but he won't let a stupid bird not be slaughtered?

It genuinely sounds so absurd that I'm starting to think that he maybe made a joke

It's a thanksgiving tradition to pardon a turkey, but he already pardoned Giuliani so he had to find another one

I bet his last words he speaks before flatlining is “Biden did this!”

Well now I'm trying to think of turkey puns that relate to epstein....

Nussy.

I read that in Jimmy Pestos voice, talking about Bob.

Ah, who are we kidding? Jimmy Pesto is clearly a red hat with white text wearing S.O.B.

They're being pardoned from being eaten

Yes it's silly but sometimes silly is good

Its a silly and harmless tradition. I wasnt aware of it's existence until the movie Free Birds.

Right? What else could he possibly be celebrating with that but death? "Oh, these turkeys will not escape ME!" Uh, good for you, you Machiavellian shit stain.

Lemme tell you what’s wrong with your generation.

I think you’re a turkey.

... this is Not the Onion, not a serious news community.