gothic recipes

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9point6@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 274d (1 reply)

I guess some people like to cook their food to al dante

mech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 274d

Siethron@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 274d (4 replies)

How do you manage to burn a turkey? There are hours of leeway between cooked and burnt.

Unless you accidentally put the oven on a clean cycle.

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 274d

A smoked turkey looks like that, the skin gets all charred but it's succulent inside

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 274d

Sugary glaze/coating. Maple or honey is common, or some kinds of brown sugar or molasses glaze. You'll burn the outer layer pretty quick especially if your oven is small and the breast is sticking up close to the burners...

Meat might be okay but the skin will kinda ruin the rest anyway.

nialv7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d

Yes and *not* accidentally

ulterno@programming.dev · 1 pts · 274d

The "oven" was a metallurgy furnace.

50MYT@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 274d (14 replies)

Eheran@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 274d (13 replies)

Who is Marie calendar?

50MYT@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 274d (5 replies)

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 5 pts · 274d

Sharon deserves this.

beccaboben@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d (3 replies)

There could never be a more appropriate response to a thread! I’ve been laughing for five minutes straight!

50MYT@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 274d (1 reply)

50MYT@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d

50MYT@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d

I have like 40 more replies to it lol

shneancy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 274d (2 replies)

guessing it's a recepie blog/person

i'm also guessing Sharon there substituted eggs for diet mayonnaise and baked in 350°C instead of 350°F

edit: turns out it's even dumber. i reverse image searched and Marie Callander's is a shop that sells frozen meals... so this pie was ready, literally all it needed was to visit an oven of a certain temperature for some time

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 274d (1 reply)

Well it says 40 minutes at 350⁰F, hmm so if I crank it to 700⁰F it should be done in 20 minutes!

shneancy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d

why stop there! toss it into a pottery kiln at 2100°F and have it ready in less than 7min :)

Denjin@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 274d (2 replies)
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 274d (1 reply)

Wait really? I thought it was just shitty frozen pie brand. Never seen a restaurant.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d

The restaurants only existed in SoCal. The frozen foods are everywhere in the US.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 274d

One of the better frozen food manufacturers in the US

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 274d

Food with included activated coal for better digestion. Nice. 👌

Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d (2 replies)

TFW you forget to convert the Fahrenheit temperatures to Celcius.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d

I don’t think you can crank a home oven up that high. 600° F? Wow.

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
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A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 4 pts · 274d (3 replies)

Top right is creepy. I wonder how that happened.

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 274d (2 replies)
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mech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 274d (1 reply)

I blame video games and D&D.

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d
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