If you are embarrassed just make it sound classy

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TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 281d (3 replies)

I'd advocate for "pornaux", to make use of a fancy French plural rule. Un pornal, des pornaux.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 281d (2 replies)

Apparently they've relaxed that rule... So a bunch of kids are saying "des chevals" and that's supposedly correct. Fucking heresy.

TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 281d

"they" can fuck right off. À partir de deux chevals ça fait des chevaux.

GuillaumeGus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 281d

Fake news! Not correct.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 281d

Slob du knob comme corn du cob

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 281d

It's only porn if it comes from the porneaux region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling sex

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 281d

Jaquine Auwf*

MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 281d

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 281d (1 reply)

French chef: What will we do with all this dry, stale bread? French owner: We'll call it crouton and sell it for lots of money.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 5 pts · 281d

Given that the word “punk” comes from hobo slang for stale bread, French punk rock should be called “crouton”

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 281d

I was always partial to the saying "va suçer un ours dans la forêt"

SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 281d

Why not be instead more direct about it