Cats aren't animals, they're robots. The reason they purr is because they have fans.
Instead of selling him, unscrew the 4 pentalobe screws to remove the stomach plate, which will then expose 2 torx T6 screws to remove the neck plate. This then exposes 3 of the 7 total torx T4 screws for the 3 frame pieces that need to be unscrewed to access the motherboard. Before accessing the motherboard, 6 Philips head screws must be unscrewed and the board then can be pulled out.
Unfortunately, most cats have soldered LPDDR5 RAM chips, and therefore can only be desoldered to extract the DRAM chips, although some models of cat sometimes do have upgradable ram, such as pre 2015 cats with standard SO-DIMM modules (usually 2 sticks from 2 to 4 GB each,) or rare high spec cats which tend to have LPCAMM modules instead (on average being 1 stick of 32gb or higher).
Yeah, uh.. I'll have some of whatever this dude's having.
I mean... my cat barely remembers that I feed him, and you expect me to believe there's LPDDR5 in there?!? I think my first computer (a Commodore VIC-20 with 5 KB of RAM) was more powerful than my cat's brain.
Nah, he's black & white - I got him from Gateway... Well, the company that licensed the brand name from Acer a few years back, anyway.
ETA: Gateway was well known for their B&W cow-spotted branding on their boxes playing on the fact they were based out in the middle of midwest farm country.
I had to look it up because I didn't believe y'all.
$755 for 64GB DDR5.
I thought I had DDR5 but I guess it's just DDR4 according to my motherboard.
Mother fucker. I could have gotten it for $200 a year ago. I'm at the point where I suggest we start taking ahem excessive action against AI companies.
But how is a global demand shock price fixing?
I wouldn't build extra factories to produce the extra memory either. Them coming online would be much later than the likely end of the AI bubble.
Probably because it just does not make too much sense right now. I would expect the landscape to shift again soon enough. Maybe they were scraping by for a while and just couldn't carry on. There are many plausible explanations and ram is a commodity market hence very cutthroat.
Read the article & comments. Seems like they were already kinda heading in that direction anyway, but I doubt it was due to just scraping by so much as the ever-present "maximizing profits" business mandate.
Maximizing profits by increasing price does not work in commodity markets unless you are forming a cartel or monopoly. If your goods are fungible you don't have customer loyalty.
Lol, when I was kid whenever I "misbehave" (aka: doing any anything she doesn't like), my mother (we're Chinese American) would joke like "hey, how much do you think you're worth if I sold you back to China? ... probably nothing since you're worthless"
It was kinda joking, but I got half-scared too lol, couldn't tell when she was serious.
She also joked to me she that "found me in a trashcan somewhere" and took me in.
What's with these "jokes" lmfao 💀 I mean its funny but my soul dies a little 🫠
I mean, I'm not alone, I read a lot of users on reddit Asian communities that also said their parents "joked" about the same thing. I think its some weird cultural thing... Asians, I'm talking about Chinese specifically, tend to just be blunt about everything and joke about everything, like... if you watch enough media of Western vs Chinese Media (which, I know, TV shows is not an accurate representation of life), you notice the differences in how people talk differently.
My extended family members (they're from Hong Kong, we're from Mainland) is also very blunt about things, so its not exactly unique to my parents. Like... I have no idea what a western family dynamic is really like... but from what I can gather on watching TV and movies, there's like a different "vibe" to it.
It's seen as toxic in a western family, but in a Chinese family, that's just a harmless joke.
My mom also called me “肥仔“ ("fatty"?) which... by the tone of her voice, it's supposed to be endearing in a way... like how you call a big/overweight cat a "chonker", but its gets annoying after a while since that's not exactly positive attribute since like she's just say I'm fat and need to lose weight like every so often... apparantly this is a normal thing... in the Asian "overton window" of parenting.
My mom also joked and called me “二公子” (second son [of a noble]) as if we are nobility or something, like I think that's implying that I'm too "needy" like a spoiled child or something... she said it with a positive tone as if its supposed to be endearing... but it feels kinda passive aggressive and sarcastic... like didn't they give me a name (well actually I think that's the paternal grandparents that had the most say in choosing our names), like I have a name, a legal name passed down by my ancestors... that just doesn't exist? lmao... literally just one syllable (first character/syllable of the name can be omitted since my brother shame the same character), its literally easier to use my actual name than these weird joke nicknames that, I dont exactly hate per se, like I don't feel offended or like sad, but its very annoying is what I mean.
I think sometime during my teenage years, I just started "rebeling" and called my parents by their real names... and that's like a big no-no in Chinese culture, you are never supposed to use their real names, you are only supposed to call older relative by their relationship to you. So you can't call an older brother by their name, but they can call you by your name...
I hated it.
So I just started using "死■" to refer to my older brother ([character for death] + [the last character of his given name, which I'll redact for privacy reasons]). I did that ever since I was a kid and learned the death character. We fought a lot.
::: spoiler Wall of Text on Chinese names
For context: Chinese name are like (I'm gonna use English letters in place of the actual characters, like pretend this is algebra or soemthing):
So, your name looks something like:
Say: The letter F represents your family name, your brother would have ZA as their name, then you'd have ZB, both of you share the Z character, so you just refer to them by their other character that's unique to yourself. Your father would have like XW for their name.
So im summary, your father would have the characters FXW, your brother would have FZA, you'd have FZB, also the AB characters can actually form one word together.
So using 死 and their Chinese character that is in this example represented by the letter A, is how my older brother and I just curse at each other, by insulting the name.
Anyways, enough rambling about Chinese Names
:::
As I got older, I even started calling my parents by their names, I mean... never use the death character on my parents, but I did just call them by their given names, sometimes their full names. At first, they got mad (they were also unhappy about me calling my older brother by his name, but this is next level of "crossing the line"), but then I just use the "This is 'Murica" excuse, and I read on the news that white kids call their parents on first name basis anyways, so I just kept doing that and they kinda just accepted it.
I don't do that all the time, but when I really wanna piss them off, I'll use their real names. xD, fuck tradition
I do wonder how well that would work for semiconductor manufacturing. Do most countries have enough people educated in these fields to work? Would it even make sense economically? Would the scale of production not be too small?
59 Comments
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 115 pts · 275d
Cats aren't animals, they're robots. The reason they purr is because they have fans.
Instead of selling him, unscrew the 4 pentalobe screws to remove the stomach plate, which will then expose 2 torx T6 screws to remove the neck plate. This then exposes 3 of the 7 total torx T4 screws for the 3 frame pieces that need to be unscrewed to access the motherboard. Before accessing the motherboard, 6 Philips head screws must be unscrewed and the board then can be pulled out.
Unfortunately, most cats have soldered LPDDR5 RAM chips, and therefore can only be desoldered to extract the DRAM chips, although some models of cat sometimes do have upgradable ram, such as pre 2015 cats with standard SO-DIMM modules (usually 2 sticks from 2 to 4 GB each,) or rare high spec cats which tend to have LPCAMM modules instead (on average being 1 stick of 32gb or higher).
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 28 pts · 275d
Yeah, uh.. I'll have some of whatever this dude's having.
I mean... my cat barely remembers that I feed him, and you expect me to believe there's LPDDR5 in there?!? I think my first computer (a Commodore VIC-20 with 5 KB of RAM) was more powerful than my cat's brain.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 275d
well if your cat is orange it only has one braincell.. so that's more of a CPU problem.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 275d
Nah, he's black & white - I got him from Gateway... Well, the company that licensed the brand name from Acer a few years back, anyway.
ETA: Gateway was well known for their B&W cow-spotted branding on their boxes playing on the fact they were based out in the middle of midwest farm country.
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 275d
This is the 21st century version of A Modest Proposal. I love it.
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
How a cat works | @WVW | YouTube
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 41 pts · 275d
So fucking glad I decided to spend a little extra money back in 2022 and get 64 GB of RAM.
Now I have collateral if I want to take out a loan.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 275d
I can finally buy a house.
Tja@programming.dev · 40 pts · 275d
That will fetch many mewgabytes.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 275d
I had to look it up because I didn't believe y'all.
$755 for 64GB DDR5.
I thought I had DDR5 but I guess it's just DDR4 according to my motherboard.
Mother fucker. I could have gotten it for $200 a year ago. I'm at the point where I suggest we start taking ahem excessive action against AI companies.
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 275d
In April I bought 2x32 GB sticks of DDR5 for a grand total of $227 at my local microcenter. That same product is $809 today! Outlandish!
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 275d
That's still less than RAM cost early 2000s, and why HP cases for workstations had beefy locks.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 275d
I think the shareholders will be doing that for us in the coming year.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 275d
All of this has happened before, and it will happen again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DRAM_price_fixing_scandal
markz@suppo.fi · 25 pts · 275d
I expected someone selling their cat for ram
herrvogel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 275d
I'm sure there have been people who sold some catalytic converters that fell of a truck somewhere to buy RAM.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 275d
Hello, fellow Ed Zitron connoisseur.
herrvogel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 275d
No idea who that is
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 275d
Yes, but the US fired regulators and neutered depts. Now that it's a kleptocracy and price fixing is just considered good business.
Gladaed@feddit.org · 4 pts · 275d
But how is a global demand shock price fixing? I wouldn't build extra factories to produce the extra memory either. Them coming online would be much later than the likely end of the AI bubble.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 275d
Which is why after nearly 30 years, Crucial will stop selling RAM to consumers - they're converting consumer-oriented operations to focus just on commercial customers.
Gladaed@feddit.org · 1 pts · 275d
Probably because it just does not make too much sense right now. I would expect the landscape to shift again soon enough. Maybe they were scraping by for a while and just couldn't carry on. There are many plausible explanations and ram is a commodity market hence very cutthroat.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 275d
Read the article & comments. Seems like they were already kinda heading in that direction anyway, but I doubt it was due to just scraping by so much as the ever-present "maximizing profits" business mandate.
Gladaed@feddit.org · 1 pts · 275d
Maximizing profits by increasing price does not work in commodity markets unless you are forming a cartel or monopoly. If your goods are fungible you don't have customer loyalty.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 275d
Cats make terrible real estate. It's hard to prove you own them when they keep wondering off
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 275d
But you can also say "yeah this guy just kinda showed up, you can have him" and it's believable
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 275d
Problem is, I don't think the cat would obey getting repossessed. They really do makethe worst value-carrying assets
Godric@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 275d
Or you could just download more RAM!
https://downloadmoreram.com/
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
Helldivers 2’s new beta client is 24GB (current client: 150+GB).
So, I’ve at least had a chance to download more hard drive space
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 275d
is it a joke websitE?
frog_brawler@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 275d
Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
Sure is :)
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 275d
Yes
chunes@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 275d
I hope this will eventually force people to write non-shitty software again.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 275d
I would downsize my RAM before giving up my cat. My cat warms my lap directly which is more efficient than warming the room with the PC.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 275d
Lol, when I was kid whenever I "misbehave" (aka: doing any anything she doesn't like), my mother (we're Chinese American) would joke like "hey, how much do you think you're worth if I sold you back to China? ... probably nothing since you're worthless"
It was kinda joking, but I got half-scared too lol, couldn't tell when she was serious.
She also joked to me she that "found me in a trashcan somewhere" and took me in.
What's with these "jokes" lmfao 💀 I mean its funny but my soul dies a little 🫠
frog_brawler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 275d
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 275d
I mean, I'm not alone, I read a lot of users on reddit Asian communities that also said their parents "joked" about the same thing. I think its some weird cultural thing... Asians, I'm talking about Chinese specifically, tend to just be blunt about everything and joke about everything, like... if you watch enough media of Western vs Chinese Media (which, I know, TV shows is not an accurate representation of life), you notice the differences in how people talk differently.
My extended family members (they're from Hong Kong, we're from Mainland) is also very blunt about things, so its not exactly unique to my parents. Like... I have no idea what a western family dynamic is really like... but from what I can gather on watching TV and movies, there's like a different "vibe" to it.
It's seen as toxic in a western family, but in a Chinese family, that's just a harmless joke.
My mom also called me “肥仔“ ("fatty"?) which... by the tone of her voice, it's supposed to be endearing in a way... like how you call a big/overweight cat a "chonker", but its gets annoying after a while since that's not exactly positive attribute since like she's just say I'm fat and need to lose weight like every so often... apparantly this is a normal thing... in the Asian "overton window" of parenting.
My mom also joked and called me “二公子” (second son [of a noble]) as if we are nobility or something, like I think that's implying that I'm too "needy" like a spoiled child or something... she said it with a positive tone as if its supposed to be endearing... but it feels kinda passive aggressive and sarcastic... like didn't they give me a name (well actually I think that's the paternal grandparents that had the most say in choosing our names), like I have a name, a legal name passed down by my ancestors... that just doesn't exist? lmao... literally just one syllable (first character/syllable of the name can be omitted since my brother shame the same character), its literally easier to use my actual name than these weird joke nicknames that, I dont exactly hate per se, like I don't feel offended or like sad, but its very annoying is what I mean.
I think sometime during my teenage years, I just started "rebeling" and called my parents by their real names... and that's like a big no-no in Chinese culture, you are never supposed to use their real names, you are only supposed to call older relative by their relationship to you. So you can't call an older brother by their name, but they can call you by your name...
I hated it.
So I just started using "死■" to refer to my older brother ([character for death] + [the last character of his given name, which I'll redact for privacy reasons]). I did that ever since I was a kid and learned the death character. We fought a lot.
::: spoiler Wall of Text on Chinese names For context: Chinese name are like (I'm gonna use English letters in place of the actual characters, like pretend this is algebra or soemthing):
So, your name looks something like:
Say: The letter F represents your family name, your brother would have ZA as their name, then you'd have ZB, both of you share the Z character, so you just refer to them by their other character that's unique to yourself. Your father would have like XW for their name.
So im summary, your father would have the characters FXW, your brother would have FZA, you'd have FZB, also the AB characters can actually form one word together.
So using 死 and their Chinese character that is in this example represented by the letter A, is how my older brother and I just curse at each other, by insulting the name.
Anyways, enough rambling about Chinese Names :::
As I got older, I even started calling my parents by their names, I mean... never use the death character on my parents, but I did just call them by their given names, sometimes their full names. At first, they got mad (they were also unhappy about me calling my older brother by his name, but this is next level of "crossing the line"), but then I just use the "This is 'Murica" excuse, and I read on the news that white kids call their parents on first name basis anyways, so I just kept doing that and they kinda just accepted it.
I don't do that all the time, but when I really wanna piss them off, I'll use their real names. xD, fuck tradition
msage@programming.dev · 11 pts · 275d
Selling pussy...
SlippiHUD@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 275d
In my experience, obtaining a cat is free. Everyone is max 3 degrees of separation away from unwanted kittens.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
sukhmel@programming.dev · 7 pts · 275d
That better be a very expensive cat…
::: spoiler …because RAM is this expensive
Although I hope it's just a typo :::
dogs0n@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 275d
Selling my cat for expedited shipping!?!?! Yess
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 275d
When our cats sit together in the blanket basket I try to auction it to my wife as a luxury gift set.
Most she ever bids is like $75 USD. Good luck.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 275d
You need to live the anticylic way.... Buy cats and sell RAM right now....
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 275d
Cats are a reliable commodity
Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 275d
Just train your cat to
robget it for freerichie_golds@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 275d
cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 275d
Goodbye precious
halvar@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 275d
that cat would have to become an organ donor for you to even get near the price of RAM
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 275d
Saving on food & litter costs will help, tho.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 275d
What’s wrong with DDR4? It doesn’t seem like the price on that has changed for a good few years since I bought mine.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 275d
It's not compatible with newer motherboards. Anybody with the last couple generations of computers can't use it.
nialv7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 275d
At least you get to keep the memories.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 275d
all production should belong to the people. seriously!
patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 272d
I do wonder how well that would work for semiconductor manufacturing. Do most countries have enough people educated in these fields to work? Would it even make sense economically? Would the scale of production not be too small?
pseudo@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 275d
That funny and heartbreaking. Keep this kind of joke for buying groceries.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 275d
insert femboys can be exchanged for goods and services meme
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · -3 pts · 275d
we need to abolish money for exchange of goods and services in favor of labor vouchers. seriously!
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d
What about people who can't work? The disabled, elderly, sick, infirm, injured, heavily pregnant women, and people with mental illness?
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 275d
Shh...
.ml folks don't like talking about what happens to invalids under communism
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 275d
social safety nets
user1234@lemmynsfw.com · -3 pts · 275d
Sell the cat and the RAM and get a couple dogs instead.