Does yours slip down so fast and without warning that you are unable to stop washing before it gets wet? Or is your reaction time just measured in minures or something?
I'm usually scrubbing vigorously, which shakes it free sometimes. I mean, what am I? Mr. Perfect? I'm supposed to drop my dish into this metal sink and break it? Sometimes, it happens.
Sometimes I get water on my belly when it splashes out of the sink. Water hitting a big spoon incorrectly and doing that water fountain shit onto you. That will cause me to invoke demons with the obscenities I expel.
Grease stains can come out, if you remember to treat it, and then check before drying it to make sure it doesn’t need more spot treatment. So you’re gonna forget and have grease stains on your shirt.
What a coincidence, I just sat down from washing dishes and my sleeve has pretty much the same exact size wet spot in nearly the exact same place. I suppose I should just crawl into bed and give up for the day but I'd need to take this long sleeve shirt off first and that's a lot of work right now while my wrist is cold and wet.
29 Comments
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 274d
This is why I wash the dishes in the shower.
everett@lemmy.ml · 52 pts · 274d
I tried it, but then my sleeves got really, really wet.
sepi@piefed.social · 28 pts · 274d
Roll them up, you dufus!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 274d
Tuck it into your groin
everett@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 274d
Thanks for the tip, that's almost as good as wringing them out.
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 5 pts · 274d
Kramer? Dat you?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 274d
How can you even wsh them without rolling up your sleeves? I do that by instinct since it always gets wet otherwise.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 274d
I've had it slip down while rinsing things. :(
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 274d
If you feel it slipping you immediately stop and readjust.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 274d
Readjust with what? Your wet hand?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d
Dry your hands and readjust
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 274d
That's WAY too much work
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d
Less time than waiting for your sleeves to dry
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 273d
Less time but more work
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d
Then your sleeve is possessed by the spirits of SAS commando who silently rolls down your arm , and before you know it, your sleeves is soaked.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 274d
Does yours slip down so fast and without warning that you are unable to stop washing before it gets wet? Or is your reaction time just measured in minures or something?
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 273d
I'm usually scrubbing vigorously, which shakes it free sometimes. I mean, what am I? Mr. Perfect? I'm supposed to drop my dish into this metal sink and break it? Sometimes, it happens.
You're a lame turd.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 273d
Even if yoz clean vigourously you can feel the sleeve coming loose before it unfolds all the way.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 274d
Sometimes I get water on my belly when it splashes out of the sink. Water hitting a big spoon incorrectly and doing that water fountain shit onto you. That will cause me to invoke demons with the obscenities I expel.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 273d
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 274d
Just do the dishes naked ... maybe keep your socks on
kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 274d
so my socks can get wet? I don't think so
WagnasT@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d
Same life hack as cooking bacon and don't want grease stains on your shirt.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 273d
Small grease splatter burns heal, usually.
Grease stains can come out, if you remember to treat it, and then check before drying it to make sure it doesn’t need more spot treatment. So you’re gonna forget and have grease stains on your shirt.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 274d
What a coincidence, I just sat down from washing dishes and my sleeve has pretty much the same exact size wet spot in nearly the exact same place. I suppose I should just crawl into bed and give up for the day but I'd need to take this long sleeve shirt off first and that's a lot of work right now while my wrist is cold and wet.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 274d
This is why I always wear short sleeves, even when it's freezing outside.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 274d
Look at Mr. Humblebrag with his fancy dishes and shirts and running water. Ohhhh, so fancy. La-di-dah!
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social · 4 pts · 274d
This is up there after the socks getting wet...
Saapas@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 274d
I have the same and also at work with the sleeve getting wet and muddy. From there it gets everywhere it's s real fucking pain in the ass