Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲

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frizzo@piefed.social · 66 pts · 256d (1 reply)

The moths. Most likely not to eat me.

marcos@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 256d

The beetles and the bees won't eat you either. They can harm you in other ways though.

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 256d

Moths!

Or maybe bees. I have always wanted to hug a bumblebee.

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 256d (4 replies)

Bees 100%

yakko@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 256d

No kidding, bunch of weirdos around here

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Now it's just me, and the bees

ramsay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 255d

Microw@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 250d

For one, because they're bees. Also, because they're the most distance from the spiders (I have a phobia lol)

ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 23 pts · 256d (3 replies)

Moths. AKA goth butterflies.

dukeofdummies@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 256d

Not only that, the only thing that makes them spooky and startling is that they randomly fly around like a dumbass towards anything light related.

When they're just sitting still being chill they're actually quite adorable.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 256d

You mean glam butterflies

flango@lemmy.eco.br · 4 pts · 255d

Actually butterflies are moths

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 22 pts · 256d (3 replies)

...Right next to the oil furnace in the basement, trying to figure out how to rig it to blow and burn the place down.

sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io · 2 pts · 256d

Christian Slater calling any minute

Sidhean@piefed.social · 1 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Murder the bugs they deserve death!

Siethron@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 256d

OK Hornet

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 256d (13 replies)

Team arachnids!

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 256d (11 replies)

No way. What's their name?

LumiNocta@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 256d (3 replies)

That's a she.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 256d (2 replies)

Woooah where did you get your tarantula sexing powers? (Sexing them is a tad difficult) :P This one is indeed a female. Care to suggest a name for her?

LumiNocta@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Eloise sounds kinda charming.

She's a bit bulkier than a male judging from the photo. Ofc it could also be true for some males but it was a solid guess ngl. She's gorgeous tho.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 256d

Nice name suggestion!

As far as I'm aware, males get the lanky look after they reach maturity and molt for the last time, since feeding stops being a priority for them; pedipalps also change and thats an sure sign of a mature male T. I think they are indistinguishable before that?

This one was actually pretty skinny when that pic was taken since she had recently molted . So far all of my mature T's have turned out to be females so... Maybe I don't have keen eyes ti spot the males.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 256d (4 replies)

My other T. vagans' ( same species) name is Garambullo, inspired by the very delicious fruit of this cactus. Kinda looks like the species signature red rump.

But this one doesn't have a name... Any suggestions? It's a female but I'm sure she's fine with whatever XD.

AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 256d (1 reply)

I've never seen cactus fruit like that before, initially I thought it was a joke image and someone had taken a cactus and put a blueberry on each needle or something. Wild.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 256d

Oh it's real, I promise. But it's an endemic plant, not well known outside the region; that's why I attached some pics ;). Not your typical catus fruit.

littlewonder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Saguaro

Guy Fieri (she's got those frosted tips)

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 256d

Saguaro

Keepin it botannical, good suggestion.

she's got those frosted tips

My bad, that's the flash reflecting on the urticating hairs. under mormal light conditions those leg segments look just the tiniest bit lighter that the upper leg.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 256d

Stephen

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 256d
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Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 256d
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janus2@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 256d

outside

taxet_@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Bees because bees are usually pretty chill and I like chill. Especially the bumblebees.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 226d

"hello, are you a flower?"
- "no"
"oh, that's too bad, can sit on your head and look for flowers?"

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 256d (5 replies)

Tangent, there is a fun fantasy book series by Adrian Tchaikovsky where all the main characters are humanoids with bug qualities. So basically spiderman, antman, mantisman, etc. It is entertaining when you mix fantasy tropes (dueling for honour!) with mantis arm spikes...

phaedrus@piefed.world · 4 pts · 256d (3 replies)

The Insect-kindens! And it is quite a lengthy series, at that, if anyone is looking for something new to get into (not to mention he actually finishes series, unlike another fantasy writer...)

Shadows of the Apt & Tales of the Apt

Celestial6370@programming.dev · 2 pts · 256d (1 reply)

My first thought was Patrick Rothfuss but I think you are referring to Martin. I'm sure the list is long of unfinished fantasy series, whichever book you are waiting for I hope your year is 2026!

phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 256d

Indeed, I was referring to Martin. I'm not holding my breath, as there are supposed to be two more books, but perhaps at least one will appear at some point!

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 256d

I actually only read the first four. Felt like a natural stopping point there. Pretty cool series though :)

Thorry@feddit.org · 3 pts · 256d

Adrian Tchaikovsky also has the Children of Time series in which spiders are the main characters. A very fun read!

thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 256d (1 reply)

I wouldn’t dare to sit here as a human. I’m too big and would probably squish them all by accident.

But if I got to choose to be one, I’d go for the spiders. You get:

  • two extra legs over the rest
  • your own supply of crafting materials
  • lots of eyes
  • and a cozy place to relax in
angrystego@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 256d

fascicle@leminal.space · 12 pts · 256d (4 replies)

I would definitely want to be friends with the mantises in case they go postal one day

stephen01king@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Mantises even eat their own partners. How safe do you think being friends with them will be?

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 256d

Listen, nobody knows what happened to Stacey's boyfriend's head, it's just an unsolved mystery, ok!!
(Don't look in the lunch box.)

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 256d

They definitely look the most stylish

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 3 pts · 256d

Lol. We run on opposite wavelengths. If the mantises go postal I want to be as far away as possible.

skooma_king@piefed.social · 12 pts · 256d

Mantises. Fuck aphids

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 256d

Moths every time. It's not even close.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 256d

At one of those empty tables

deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 256d

At one of the tables without giant bugs occupying all the seats

glibg@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 256d

The moths table for the vibes, but the seat closest to the spiders to get in on their jokes.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 256d (1 reply)

I have a decent relationship with mantids already. I'd sit with them.

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 256d

Love how you snuck in the correction there. Classy 👌 Have my up vote. ❤️✌️

mech@feddit.org · 9 pts · 255d

At a table by myself, with everyone making fun of my laughably low number of legs

Saryn@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Everyone knows that anyone who knows anything about anything would go for the most evolutionary diverse group - spiders.

There is nothing these little guys can't do. Fly over hundreds of kilometres? You got it. Extend their nervous systems several thousand times past their body area using web? Check. Biological hydraulic system? Yup. Jump 10 to 50 times their body lenght? No problem. Live underwater using silk made diving suit? You bet your sweet behind. Paralyze your body after one bite? Easy.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 256d

None of this makes me want to share a table with them.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 256d

i think Id make a pretty moth :)

hOrni@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 256d

I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 256d

I think I'd go with the moths. Least likely to kill me.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 256d

Idk, I feel like the colourful ones would group a bit differently.

The popular high-fashion ones (orchid mantis, jumping spider, rosy maple moth) would be at one table, goths (bumblebee, tarantula) at the other, jocks are already together (beetles, tho ladybug prob carries a knife), goodly two-shoes nerds (bees) also, other spiders are obv commuter nerds, ...

Anyway, I would skip lunch bcs this feels like a way too social situation.

BigBenis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they're chill and they'll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 226d

if you're really nice they'll vomit honey into your mouth

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Unless you are a piece of shit, because then the beetles will ragdoll roll you around until you are a nice sphere of shit.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 256d

(How do I plan such a funeral for myself?)

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 255d (2 replies)

I'm staying out. At that size, many of those are just terrifying, even if they are cool when much smaller than me.

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 250d (1 reply)

What makes you think they're big? I assumed the cafeteria was small

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 250d

Then I can't get in, much less sit at a table.

Laukidh@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 256d

I would sit down at an empty table and it would turn out to be the Bees’

Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 256d

LÖMP!

BurnedDonutHole@ani.social · 4 pts · 256d

Mantises

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 256d

Outside, against the wall, alone. At least that's where I sat in high school. So, maybe with the wasps?

anakin78z@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d (2 replies)

Mantises. I love those things. We like to find them in the garden and sometimes pick them up and let them crawl all over us.

d00ery@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d (1 reply)

As a person from a sensible country without praying mantis running freely around outside in nature, this has very much changed my opinion on them!

anakin78z@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d

Truly they're not scary in person. They're very gentle when they crawl on you. They're very good at camouflaging in bushes, so it's a fun activity to look for them.

j4k3@piefed.world · 4 pts · 256d

Sweet girl kisses, and hope I stay on their good side. Plus they kinda look like flying sports bikes.

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 256d

As far away from the moths as possible. Too chaotic and irrational for me.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 256d (3 replies)

I'd be at the oddball table with the roly poly, millipede & dragonfly...

wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 256d (2 replies)

Dragonflies are likely to be with the mantids at the "we will rip your head off if we like you, you don't want to know what we do to our enemies" table.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 256d (1 reply)

I imagine dragonflies as the "enforcer nerd"; they hang with the weird kids as both companions and security.

wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 256d

Fair enough

gamis44@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 256d

spiders 🤤

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 256d

Mantids. I just think they're neat!

Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 256d (1 reply)

Where's the wasp table!?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 255d

They are doing meth in the toilets

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 256d

Bees or moth, chance of dying is significantly smaller compare to the rest of the group.

HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 256d

Moth crew represent!

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 255d

On the floor

FatVegan@leminal.space · 2 pts · 255d (2 replies)

Spider gang, no doubt

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 226d

But next to the jumping spiders, they're the only ones who can hold a good conversation and maintain proper directed eye contact.

patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 254d

Arachnophilic freak

bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 256d

Where's the lightning bug table?

phaedrus@piefed.world · 2 pts · 256d

No spood lovers in here?! I could watch those Darth Maul lookin' mofos all day long.

Also love the joros 'cause they eat that which I despise the most: the brown marmorated stink bug.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 256d

Ants

Because I fuckin hate ants

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 256d
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not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d

Covered in bees! Hopefully Eddie Izzard will show up and tell some jokes.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 256d

In the Control Center, making sure to nuke them from space. I know these are all statistically not aggressive, but I just can't shake the instinctive impulse to eradicate them...

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 226d

i don't think one table is going to be enough for the beetles

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 255d

Bees, beetles and moths are fine (wasps are much less so btw), and spiders catch flies and mosquitoes, so yes them too.

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 256d

Wasn't there some famous scientist who said, if God exists, he sure loves beetles?