Me using poisoned/glazed/both wallpapers so recall poisons their AI when I'm forced to windows and otherwise using linux (and always an adblock) : HAHAHAHAHAfuckyouCORPORATEyou can't profit off of ME
Microsoft makes more money from their cloud, running linux, than they do from windows. Linux is superior and even they know it.
They try and opt out and megacorporate pretends to have actually disabled it (they didn't, recall is active, why are you still using windows?) and then they gaslight their userbase even further.
Down with big brother, I don't care how mad the thought police are at me, the ain't doing shit about me. Down with big brother, come get me, fucking cowards. Oh no, the thought police can't monitor me through my telescreen! FUCKING PERFECT!
Oh, nothing is done by mistake. Its to test whether youll bitch about it when it does happen. They've got you by the balls, you accept anything they change and force on you. Look at what Roku did to themselves. Or Samsung and LG tvs installing apps and adding ads to their TVs a year after purchase.
It’s as if billions was spent on educating the public about why capitalism can’t be trusted with anything even remotely close to artificial intelligence.
At the least it would be nice if there were a swing in consumerism towards AI-free simple products that just do that one thing we bought them for. And are advertised as such. Somehow I doubt it though. Looking at Lemmy it looks like that's what people want, but I fear that may be a small bubble in a big sea of idiocy.
Well, with a manual, which I would first ignore until I RTFM, I’d guess an hour.
Without one, an hour plus x, where x is something between one year until the end of my lifespan.
Me using linux and smaller socials: tf you talking about?
oh wait windows 11 has gone to shit
oohhhhhhh I get it now
HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM, STUCK WITH RECALL
sorry, I just have a hatred toward corporate and AI, so seeing them together and both evil, kinda had to, also I never had the chance to laugh at corporate before. This feels refreshing and empowering, kinda.
45 Comments
Pika@sh.itjust.works · 64 pts · 244d
that's the fun part! you don't 🦊
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 244d
Oh no, I do.
Windows 11: Welcome to mandatory AI.
Welp.......linux it is, I guess.......
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 243d
"Recall is off" no it's not, you're just putting it in stealth mode. It's still on.
ttyybb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d
That's what got me out of windows
darctones@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 244d
Why does my microwave need a LLM?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 244d
So companies can track you.
msage@programming.dev · 5 pts · 244d
It's not even good for that.
hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 244d
To prepare that perfectly popped popcorn, purportedly.
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 243d
So they can track you, make your microwave more expensive, and make it living hell to use your microwave
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 244d
"My life would easier and more comfortable with the AI off."
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 243d
Yes, but then then they can't profit off your stolen data (jk them doing that is evil)
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 244d
I don’t need AI. I just want my phone to have a bigger battery and a few physical clicky buttons.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 244d
But that doesn't put money in their pockets.
FatVegan@leminal.space · 9 pts · 244d
The funny thing is, it actually would. I mean from a hardware standpoint, but i guess the real money maker is their bloated shitty spyware
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 244d
That's a bingo
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 243d
DING DING DING
Me using poisoned/glazed/both wallpapers so recall poisons their AI when I'm forced to windows and otherwise using linux (and always an adblock) : HAHAHAHAHA fuck you CORPORATE you can't
profitoff of MEMicrosoft makes more money from their cloud, running linux, than they do from windows. Linux is superior and even they know it.
billbasher@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 244d
All this needs to be opt in not opt out
prex@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 244d
You guys get opt out?
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 243d
They try and opt out and megacorporate pretends to have actually disabled it (they didn't, recall is active, why are you still using windows?) and then they gaslight their userbase even further.
Down with big brother, I don't care how mad the thought police are at me, the ain't doing shit about me. Down with big brother, come get me, fucking cowards. Oh no, the thought police can't monitor me through my telescreen! FUCKING PERFECT!
FatVegan@leminal.space · 7 pts · 244d
I don't want to opt out, i don't want it installed in the first place
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 244d
it's my understanding that that is what opt in means
otherwise it's not opt in, it's opt out but oh totalllyyyy disablledddd guyssss believeee me
billbasher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d
it doesn’t matter if it’s installed if it’s not automatically activated
FatVegan@leminal.space · 2 pts · 243d
Why does it have to be there then?
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 242d
So you can opt in at any time presumably. I think it should be an optional download, not something forced upon users.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 24 pts · 244d
Let's see Paul Allens AI.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 244d
“Oh my God, it even has an em dash”
angband@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 244d
I mean, forget the ai. can I please have stuff like google passwords and "precise location" not turn back on randomly?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 244d
"randomly"
FatVegan@leminal.space · 10 pts · 244d
Like when Spotify accidentally shows ads on premium. Man what a weird glitch, we look into that
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 244d
Oh, nothing is done by mistake. Its to test whether youll bitch about it when it does happen. They've got you by the balls, you accept anything they change and force on you. Look at what Roku did to themselves. Or Samsung and LG tvs installing apps and adding ads to their TVs a year after purchase.
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 243d
Google asking me "shall I steal your password" when I create my lemmy account. Never happening ever again.
FUCK THEM!
Feels good not to rely on megacorporate for as much as I did even a week or 2 ago.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 244d
I honestly see this as a positive.
It’s as if billions was spent on educating the public about why capitalism can’t be trusted with anything even remotely close to artificial intelligence.
bampop@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 244d
At the least it would be nice if there were a swing in consumerism towards AI-free simple products that just do that one thing we bought them for. And are advertised as such. Somehow I doubt it though. Looking at Lemmy it looks like that's what people want, but I fear that may be a small bubble in a big sea of idiocy.
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 242d
Doublethink. The Thought Police are using doublespeak on them, comrade. They do not see through Big Brother's lies.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 244d
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to turn you off.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 8 pts · 244d
Tell me why?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 244d
Ain't nothing but a heartache
Strider@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 244d
Teeeeell me why
prex@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 244d
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Strider@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 244d
Tell me why!
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 4 pts · 243d
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
FranciscoLopez@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 244d
The real UX test: can a non-tech person disable it in under 10 seconds?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 4 pts · 244d
Well, with a manual, which I would first ignore until I RTFM, I’d guess an hour. Without one, an hour plus x, where x is something between one year until the end of my lifespan.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 244d
make your life easier and more comfortable Yeah, I highly doubt that.
Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 243d
Me using linux and smaller socials: tf you talking about?
oh wait windows 11 has gone to shit
oohhhhhhh I get it now
HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM, STUCK WITH RECALL
sorry, I just have a hatred toward corporate and AI, so seeing them together and both evil, kinda had to, also I never had the chance to laugh at corporate before. This feels refreshing and empowering, kinda.