Hey Grok

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RedStrider@lemmy.world · 142 pts · 235d (1 reply)

yum@lemmy.eco.br · 20 pts · 235d

Maybe AI isn't so bad after all

echodot@feddit.uk · 137 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Who are you?

The man is 100% ego, so if you pretended to not know who he is, he'd probably struggle up and die.

scala@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 235d

If he replies back.

Say something: "move away, you smell musky"

hoch@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 235d (3 replies)

Eat shit, Nazi

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 235d (2 replies)

Why use three word when no word do trick?

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Bureaucratic requirement? Also gives a moment to wind up.

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 232d

its more satisfying if they know its coming and still cant do shit about it

db2@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 235d (3 replies)

"Bald headed bitch"

That's at him specifically, not any other bald guys on the planet except Stephen Miller who is also a little bitch.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 234d

How could you leave out Steven Cheung?

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 235d

No offense to other little bitches*

invictvs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d

Let's add Jeff Bezos to the exceptions list too

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 235d (3 replies)

"Meh, Vivian's cooler"

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 235d (2 replies)

i really wish she would start a social media site and also run for representative, just to watch her father squirm. seriously!

CrawlerPrincessDonut@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 235d (1 reply)

I get you're making a joke, but we need fewer famous people/nepo babies in our government.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 235d

i am being serious - i think we would probably prevent any more nepo babies from running in government, except for vivian.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Nothing, I don't wanna talk with him.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 235d

Bet it would drive him crazy to just be ignored/met with indifference

dumbass@piefed.social · 40 pts · 235d

Fucking die cunt.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 235d (6 replies)

i'd rather NOT talk to elon musk. i'd rather talk to her daughter vivian. in just three words, "vivian is better". seriously!

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 235d (2 replies)

TIL that elon "reportedly used sex-selective IVF to ensure she would be a boy" only for Vivian to come out as a transfem bi

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Good for her for knowing who she is and taking a stand. But is there any depth here?

Did Vivian do anything BESIDES come out as transfem bi blonde brunette pro sci fi fitchic that makes her notably distanced from her fuck knuckle father?

There's a weird allocation of "default points" that you apparently get for being gay or bi or trans but it doesn't seem to be based on.... Anything? Vivian is not in the news for opposing her dad or having a good stance or anything besides being born and feeling like her equipment doesn't match her identity. Did I miss something about her fighting her dad about big issues? I'd rather avoid the whole bloodline.

zbyte64@awful.systems · 2 pts · 234d

She changed her last name to not be associated to the guy. I can at least respect she doesn't want to be defined by her opposition to her father.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 234d (2 replies)

You could also not talk to anyone with musk genes. Mental illness all the way down.

Controversial opinion: I'm not giving de facto "sTuNniNG anD BrAVe" status to any offspring of people in the billionaire class who are raping the country. Belonging to a minority group doesn't make you instantly more deserving of praise or status.

The only thing I know about Vivian is that she's trans, and that doesn't dig you out of the hole of being an offspring of musk. If Barron comes out as Baroness she can still fuck off.

Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 234d

Well she legally changed her full name because she didn't want to have any relationship with her father and calls him a pathetic man-child.

Elon musk doesn't seem supportive and so consequently, he will probably not put her in his will, at least it is a real risk for Vivian (if she wanted his money). As she publicly said that she wants nothing from Elon, I would be surprised that she would accept the inheritance.

So Vivian probably rejected her father, cutting all ties, knowing that she loses a predictably ridiculously huge inheritance. Like 1% of elon's wealth would mean that 7.5 billion...

So i think it is bit unfair to imply that she is only belonging to a minority. I also don't want to talk to her because I just don't care for her, like I don't really care about my friend's neighbour's cousin's mother-in-law. But saying that she is in a hole for being a child of elon as if it was a choice? Shitty take. But if if she would be in that hole, cutting off her father and consequently rejecting a huge inheritance, would dig someone out of that hole for me.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 234d

well vivian's still cool. seriously!

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 235d

I only need two: "Kill yourself."

Edit: I just read the part with the Grok chatbot. That's what I get for skimming.

LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 235d (4 replies)

Eat blinding stew

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 235d (2 replies)

I also recommend the 1 day blinding stew

ngdev@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 235d (1 reply)

ingredients: bleach

allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 234d
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webp@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 235d

vga@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 235d

Release Epstein files

Zier@fedia.io · 11 pts · 235d

"World's biggest loser."

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Do you poop?

toynbee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 235d

You will.

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 235d

"Ewww, disgusting weirdo"

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 235d

id tell him duck a minute after i threw the brick

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 235d

Eat Shit, Rot.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 234d (3 replies)

"i prefer vivian"

sploder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 234d (2 replies)

what does this mean?

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Vivian is his trans daughter's name.

sploder@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 234d

Oh! Thank you, I didn’t know her name. I love her long hair.

LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 235d (1 reply)

xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 2 pts · 235d

⚡Keep yourself safe ⚡

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 234d (3 replies)

I'm not going to waste precious words on him, he won't listen anyway. No 3 words from me, just 3 knife wounds.

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 8 pts · 234d (2 replies)

How about "Sic Semper Tyrannis"?

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 2 pts · 234d

Haha!

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 234d

Nice one I like it

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Paralyze him. Let his comfort be managed entirely by grok. Let his own mechanical deity kill him.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 234d

Okay but that's more than three words.

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 235d

"Your dick's broken."

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 234d

"i prefer vivian"

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 234d

STOP GROPING ME!

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Why only three? How about one statement or a question?

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 235d

We need to budget them tokens.

MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 234d

(Raises fist) "Smirk at this"

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 235d

Nice elbow shelf.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 235d

I’ll take the ketamine, thanks

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 234d (4 replies)

are hypenated words one word or two words?

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 231d

Can I speak german?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 234d

felch my defective-butthole

figured it out

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 2 pts · 234d

Eat lead, murderer!

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Say goodbye, motherfucker.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 234d

Eat a pie, motherfucker.

random_character_a@lemmy.world · -38 pts · 235d (12 replies)

Hey. Man knows more about manufacturing, that any human alive. Maybe he can manufacture what we all wish.

Edit: since people are a bit bad all connecting 1+2 and too busy triggering, the answer is "dead Elon"

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 235d (2 replies)

Does he really, or does he employ people who have this knowledge?

Even giving him the biggest possible benefit of the doubt, ignoring his politics, and ignoring just about everything else negative about him... so many of his projects miss their announced release dates with little to no technical discussion/disclosure on why.

On top of that, we only need to look at his short lived attempt to style himself as a particularly skilled gamer. If he was so clearly lying and cheating (by using an account built by someone else) on something that inconsequential, it should cast significant doubt on his other claimed skills and accomplishments (if none of his other shit caused that doubt for you yet).

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 234d (1 reply)

Does he really

He definitely doesn't. I watched a video tour he gave of the history of SpaceX rockets, and he referred to the tubing and whatnot on the exterior of the rockets as "the fiddly bits".

allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 234d
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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 235d (1 reply)

Like a dead Elon?

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 234d

This guy gets it

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 235d

I know more about manufacturing than him because I'm a senior manufacturing engineer with years of experience. I've met many, many suits just like him.

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 235d

Man knows more about manufacturing, that any human alive.

So cybertrucks are designed to fall apart like that?

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 234d

The fuck? This ape doesn't know literally anything about anything. He hires brains.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 235d

are you a bourgeois liberal? if so, what do you think of socialism/communism?

Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 235d

That would be a rope to hang himself with.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 235d

are you a liberal?

Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 234d

Well, he wanted "sub 10 micron accuracy" on all parts and given the reason especially for visible pieces and that obviously includes the panels. Those panels are famously not lining up properly and due to physics, extend and retake based on temperature, which... causes bending and even more misalignement. As Elon clearly didn't want that and expected 400 times better results, and he knows more about manufacturing than any other person, no one knew that it will not be possible to be sub 10 micron accurate. Right? But why is there a forum conversation from 2012 about the gap issues with the delorean? And why are they telling the person asking that it is normal and unavoidable with stainless steel? Was that a commonly known issue? Yes it was.

While I am not a fan of ai and don't trust them... google forced them down my throat and I think you should see it too. https://imgur.com/a/AnQE0xm

How did Elon not know, If he knows more about manufacturing than any human alive, when random people on the internet were aware of the issues with stainless steel panels and gaps? Mystery.