I have to correct you on your last point. It's only because he gives away things to poor people and not just rich people that makes him a filthy socialist.
If Santa was handing out tax breaks and children to the elite, they'd put him in the Whitehouse instead of trump.
Naw. They’d have to catch him first. He can move fast for a fat guy, can’t be trapped (we’ve all tried, haven’t we?) and his sleigh violates the known laws of physics.
We keep sinking lower and lower on the bar for civilized society. It was already bad in the US. It feels like a new low every day, either in competency, in malevolence, moral depravity, or all three. We’ve gone from “it’s the season of giving” to propagandizing fascist Santa, complete with passive aggressive Merry Christmas.
In the CECOT video, the president & warden are like, “Oh yeah, we fuck people up! Humans rights don’t matter here.” They are gloating to try and remove the shame of their lack of morality. Same thing is happening here. Shock & awe, flood the zone, & it never ends.
I believe it is necessary to document their love of AI propaganda, because they'll be pulling out all the stops when it comes to the 2028 elections. Don't be surprised when they "discover" a video of AOC performing in a Tijuana donkey show.
Media 101 nowadays: It's not only newsworthy but in fact every single time our lord and savior Trump and his loyal consorts vomit up the next pile of vile shit it magically redefines reality.
Idiot conservatives never figured out the truth about Santa Clause.
He's real, of course. Very real. But in the sense that an idea is real. Like time, or money... he's something we give value to because of our collective agreement.
Santa is the lesson of gratitude. Its doing good things because it feels good to do them, and not expecting anything in return.
We are all Santa, and we all agree to use this personification to help kids grasp ncreasingly foreign concepts...altruism, benevolence, agape.
I am Santa.
Je suis Santa.
Yo soy Santa.
私はサンタです.
我是圣诞老人.
Eu sou o Papai Noel.
मैं सांता हूँ.
Ana Santa.
আমি সান্তা.
Я Санта-Клаус.
These fuckers will go watch all these Christmas movies about self sacrifice for their fellow man/spreading joy and comfort and turn around to do this.
It’s not that they haven’t figured it out. It’s that they don’t think certain people are worthy of that same treatment because they were born somewhere else.
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MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 112 pts · 229d
Are they kidding? Santa would be sent to CECOT before he could say Ho! Ho! Ho!
There is only one policy they are in agreement on: coal for assholes. And those assholes love their coal.
ITeeTechMonkey@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 229d
I have to correct you on your last point. It's only because he gives away things to poor people and not just rich people that makes him a filthy socialist.
If Santa was handing out tax breaks and children to the elite, they'd put him in the Whitehouse instead of trump.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 229d
Naw. They’d have to catch him first. He can move fast for a fat guy, can’t be trapped (we’ve all tried, haven’t we?) and his sleigh violates the known laws of physics.
YerLam@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 229d
Rudolph has to lead a top team of elves to rescue Santa from a cell beneath the remains of the east wing, "It's A Very White House Christmas".
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 229d
And now i have visions of Santa flashing his fat Greek ass off the back end with “Fuck ICE” across his corpulent cheeks
vodka@feddit.org · 1 pts · 229d
https://youtu.be/OC1jdTqqWtk
fullsquare@awful.systems · 53 pts · 229d
is really every digital turd dished out by trump's court newsworthy
Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 229d
We keep sinking lower and lower on the bar for civilized society. It was already bad in the US. It feels like a new low every day, either in competency, in malevolence, moral depravity, or all three. We’ve gone from “it’s the season of giving” to propagandizing fascist Santa, complete with passive aggressive Merry Christmas.
In the CECOT video, the president & warden are like, “Oh yeah, we fuck people up! Humans rights don’t matter here.” They are gloating to try and remove the shame of their lack of morality. Same thing is happening here. Shock & awe, flood the zone, & it never ends.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 229d
I believe it is necessary to document their love of AI propaganda, because they'll be pulling out all the stops when it comes to the 2028 elections. Don't be surprised when they "discover" a video of AOC performing in a Tijuana donkey show.
Ooops@feddit.org · 5 pts · 229d
Media 101 nowadays: It's not only newsworthy but in fact every single time our lord and savior Trump and his loyal consorts vomit up the next pile of vile shit it magically redefines reality.
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 229d
Definitely not
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 229d
Idiot conservatives never figured out the truth about Santa Clause.
He's real, of course. Very real. But in the sense that an idea is real. Like time, or money... he's something we give value to because of our collective agreement.
Santa is the lesson of gratitude. Its doing good things because it feels good to do them, and not expecting anything in return.
We are all Santa, and we all agree to use this personification to help kids grasp ncreasingly foreign concepts...altruism, benevolence, agape.
I am Santa.
Je suis Santa.
Yo soy Santa.
私はサンタです.
我是圣诞老人.
Eu sou o Papai Noel.
मैं सांता हूँ.
Ana Santa.
আমি সান্তা.
Я Санта-Клаус.
nocturne@piefed.social · 7 pts · 229d
Olen joulupukki.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 4 pts · 229d
Ich bin der Weihnachtsmann, du bist die Weihnachtsfrau, ach Mann oder Frau, wir nehmen's nicht so genau.
blackbearjesus27@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 229d
These fuckers will go watch all these Christmas movies about self sacrifice for their fellow man/spreading joy and comfort and turn around to do this.
It’s not that they haven’t figured it out. It’s that they don’t think certain people are worthy of that same treatment because they were born somewhere else.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 229d
Imagine if a pregnant teenage girl and her much older baby-daddy traveled from another country and asked these people for shelter in their barn.
I don't think it would go well. They'd probably get shot for knocking on the door, or they'd want a turn rolling in the hay with Mary.
virku@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 229d
Just WTF.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 229d
Disgusting.
Fuck those thugs
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io · 16 pts · 229d
I can't help but feel like a real life Santa, who famously gives gifts to children of all creeds, would not side with ICE agents...
I think they'd all be on the naughty list, and he'd be pelting coal at them instead.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 229d
Except most of them are MAGA and want more coal. He'd need something else.
ghostlychonk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 229d
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 229d
Pretty sure the saint of prostitutes wouldn't work with the feds.
RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 229d
Ho Ho Ho, You're going to Guantuanamo
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 229d
Only way to afford 75+ dolls in this economy
El_guapazo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 229d
But St Nicholas is from turkiye? Definitely not American. Giving away free toys to children of the world- that's socialism!
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 229d
Do we round up and deport Santa's Elves? They're stealing hard working Americans' jobs by working for candy.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 228d
I don't think that's who the patron saint is prostitutes would be rounding up for Krasnov