Literally, the first rule of handling firecrackers is to not lit them in the hand until you are 101% sure that you will have enough time to throw it away. And still it mostly applies to small ones.
So, better to light them on the ground and quickly move you hand away, since even 4 inches of distance is much better than having point blank explosion right near your hand in case of firecracker malfunctioning.
When I was a kid, my (pot-dealing, irresponsible as hell) grandmother would take me fishing early in the AM. Before the sun would come up, sometimes we'd set off roman candles in a line. She insisted that I be several yards away, the roman candle be properly set up on level surfaces, everything by the book.
My 'responsible,' upper class inlaws have a 4th of July party where all the kids and grandkids are given roman candles to hold in their hands, with the instructions "try to point them away from people." Of course they hold them in their dominant hands, too. Sigh.
We did this as kids and one blew up while my brother was holding it, about an inch above his closed hand. So close to looking like one of these radiographs.... Don't hold fireworks kids.
People who can't afford the medical bills are better about avoiding accidents. Upper class types usually don't get the memo until they've had to deal with an injury in their own circle.
I’m always treated like a loser nerd for stopping some drunk dad from throwing a box of leftover fireworks on the bonfire or something, because it’s not like anything would happen. We’ve done this a dozen times!
But, survivorship bias aside, injuries are very common! And severe!
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halvar@lemy.lol · 106 pts · 252d
Damn. I didn't know there could be gore without flesh nor blood.
modus@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 252d
These aren't actually x-rays. They're extremely efficient degloving incidents.
Shortstack@reddthat.com · 42 pts · 252d
#6-8 look to still have their thumbs, they should be able to retain some function.
The rest look like they all get pirate hooks for their stumps
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 252d
Yargh, why be pirates angry all the time? It be havin' to wipe with yar hook hand that does it.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 252d
1 and 3 do look fixable if they can reconnect enough blood vessels fast enough before the tissue dies, depends on how fast they got to the hospital
huppakee@piefed.social · 35 pts · 252d
Makes me think of this iconic 1996 Dutch tv-'commercial' warning people of the dangers of firework. Very fine marketing, bit less desturbing:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3dwe4J21uUA
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 251d
Thanks for the nightmares lol
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 252d
Literally, the first rule of handling firecrackers is to not lit them in the hand until you are 101% sure that you will have enough time to throw it away. And still it mostly applies to small ones.
So, better to light them on the ground and quickly move you hand away, since even 4 inches of distance is much better than having point blank explosion right near your hand in case of firecracker malfunctioning.
M137@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 252d
light* you're* (for "you 101%")
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 251d
Yeah, thanks for noticing my typo.
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 252d
I saw similar images from guys trying to punch a hole in the wall in Germany like in the US houses.
bluemellophone@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 252d
That’s nuclear grade stupidity.
BanMe@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 252d
When I was a kid, my (pot-dealing, irresponsible as hell) grandmother would take me fishing early in the AM. Before the sun would come up, sometimes we'd set off roman candles in a line. She insisted that I be several yards away, the roman candle be properly set up on level surfaces, everything by the book.
My 'responsible,' upper class inlaws have a 4th of July party where all the kids and grandkids are given roman candles to hold in their hands, with the instructions "try to point them away from people." Of course they hold them in their dominant hands, too. Sigh.
skiguy0123@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 251d
We did this as kids and one blew up while my brother was holding it, about an inch above his closed hand. So close to looking like one of these radiographs.... Don't hold fireworks kids.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 250d
People who can't afford the medical bills are better about avoiding accidents. Upper class types usually don't get the memo until they've had to deal with an injury in their own circle.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 252d
Because of birth defects and stuff like this, given that we're all suppose to have two hands, I wonder what the actual ratio of hands to people is.
It must be far less than 2.
Eheran@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 252d
"far" less, like 1.999 or something.
sukhmel@programming.dev · 15 pts · 252d
A better question would be ratio of fingers to persons, because lost fingers ≠ lost hand, and the ratio would be more sensitive to changes
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 252d
Chances of >2 are null.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 251d
Well theoretically no there is a condition called Polymelia where you can have more than 4 limbs. in reality it will be <2 and >1.8
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 251d
Except spiders, squids and octopus I suppose.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 252d
Ouch!
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d
My first and only though!
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 251d
2 dead and a historic church gone up in flames in Amsterdam...
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 251d
40 dead and 110+ injured in Switzerland.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 251d
Natural selection at this point.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 251d
There's a video of kids just whipping out their phones to record the fire instead of getting tf out
binarytobis@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 252d
I’m always treated like a loser nerd for stopping some drunk dad from throwing a box of leftover fireworks on the bonfire or something, because it’s not like anything would happen. We’ve done this a dozen times!
But, survivorship bias aside, injuries are very common! And severe!
pHr34kY@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 252d
I would expect 8 of those 9 to be straight-up nubbed. Not worth the effort.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 252d
It's pretty amazing what doctors can do.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 7 pts · 251d
Jesus christ, just put the shit on the ground and get away.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 252d
Round of applause for the heroes!
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 252d
Hey, are these on bandcamp?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 252d
Definitely not on handcamp
tja@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 252d
What is the source of these images?
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 252d
The x-ray dept 🤢
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 252d
atrielienz@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 252d
I hope one of these is my neighbor who was illegally setting off fireworks for 3 hours after the new year started.