Kris was a veteran who was anti-war. Keith was a loudmouth piece of shit "patriot" who never did shit for anyone. The occasion was a concert for Willie Nelson's birthday and Keith was needling Kristofferson about not singing any of that pansy peace stuff.
Kris Kristofferson is an American hero. His care and support for controversial women artists is beyond the pale. He'll never be recognized for his impact even when he's remembered with high esteem
I think probably none of the details matter, I just hope someone said it about one of those two guys.
"The “what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’” quote, meanwhile, was supposedly said by Waylon Jennings about Garth Brooks, as part of an international country music beef of the decade previous."
I genuinely don't know how you could possibly misunderstand this. If you're wearing pantyhose, you can't get finger-banged no matter how much you want it. If your partner is wearing them, same thing...
I mean, pantyhose is pretty flexible (a pantyhose-covered finger isn't that different from a latex-covered penis), you can relatively easily rip it apart (though the pantyhose wearer might not be pleased about that) and most woman wear panties anyway, pantyhose can't be that much harder to pull down or just slide your hand in than panties ...
I mean, pantyhose is pretty flexible (a pantyhose-covered finger isn't that different from a latex-covered penis), you can relatively easily rip it apart (though the pantyhose wearer might not be pleased about that) and most woman wear panties anyway, pantyhose can't be that much harder to pull down or just slide your hand in than panties ...
I can't be the only one who read this in Trump's voice (unfortunately)
Modern pantyhose yes, but at the time of this quote pantyhose was an unyealding bother for everyone involved. Any attempt to get your hand into them would cause runs and ruin the hose. They were not comfortable fabric, so fucking through them would be a sandpaper condom on both sides. All in all, it's just a big negative for everyone involved that was unilaterally unnecessary.
Look son, it's great that you want to participate in the conversation, but maybe get some experience with the basics and come on back. We'll still be here and ready to talk.
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Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 62 pts · 220d
Waylon sings my favourite country lyric:
I'm gonna find me a reckless woman, razor blades and dice in her eyes. Just a touch of sadness in her fingers. Thunder and lightning in her thighs.
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 219d
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 29 pts · 219d
It's the Highwaymen. Song title: silver stallion.
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 219d
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 219d
Waylon Jennings Live on the album In League with Dragons
rosefiend@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 220d
He said that about Toby Keith, not the almighty GARTH
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 64 pts · 220d
Kris Kristofferson said that about Toby Keith.
Kris was a veteran who was anti-war. Keith was a loudmouth piece of shit "patriot" who never did shit for anyone. The occasion was a concert for Willie Nelson's birthday and Keith was needling Kristofferson about not singing any of that pansy peace stuff.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 40 pts · 219d
Kris Kristofferson is an American hero. His care and support for controversial women artists is beyond the pale. He'll never be recognized for his impact even when he's remembered with high esteem
Zagam@piefed.social · 26 pts · 219d
Kristofferson was saying it about Kieth but his quote (reportedly) was
“You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him?” he whispered.
I shook my head.
“They’re doin’ to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’.”
Jennings was (reportedly) talking about Brooks.
rosefiend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 219d
Garth wasn't mentioned in that article. Toby was strutting past when Kris said that.
Zagam@piefed.social · 6 pts · 219d
I think probably none of the details matter, I just hope someone said it about one of those two guys.
"The “what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’” quote, meanwhile, was supposedly said by Waylon Jennings about Garth Brooks, as part of an international country music beef of the decade previous."
https://medium.com/@livinglifefearless/is-the-long-rumored-toby-keith-vs-kris-kristofferson-story-true-5f76db52ddd3
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 219d
All true. Especially the reportedly part. Kris said he had no memory of the event.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 18 pts · 220d
What did pantyhose do for fingerfucking? Someone please explain ...
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 220d
It ruins it. With stockings you can reach the prize. Pantyhose blocks access.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 219d
You'll understand when you're older.
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 220d
More difficult to enjoy....
Janx@piefed.social · 10 pts · 219d
I genuinely don't know how you could possibly misunderstand this. If you're wearing pantyhose, you can't get finger-banged no matter how much you want it. If your partner is wearing them, same thing...
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 219d
I mean, pantyhose is pretty flexible (a pantyhose-covered finger isn't that different from a latex-covered penis), you can relatively easily rip it apart (though the pantyhose wearer might not be pleased about that) and most woman wear panties anyway, pantyhose can't be that much harder to pull down or just slide your hand in than panties ...
Look, most women wear pants anyway these days.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 219d
I can't be the only one who read this in Trump's voice (unfortunately)
Leather@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 219d
Nope. Too on topic, words with too many syllables, and not a single complaint about Obama shit his (Trumps) pants.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 219d
Modern pantyhose yes, but at the time of this quote pantyhose was an unyealding bother for everyone involved. Any attempt to get your hand into them would cause runs and ruin the hose. They were not comfortable fabric, so fucking through them would be a sandpaper condom on both sides. All in all, it's just a big negative for everyone involved that was unilaterally unnecessary.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 219d
Ty for the context
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 219d
Not every day my hyperfixations for textiles and sexual activity overlap lol
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 219d
Look son, it's great that you want to participate in the conversation, but maybe get some experience with the basics and come on back. We'll still be here and ready to talk.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 15 pts · 219d
...Got in the way?
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 219d
Freshness seal?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 8 pts · 219d
Waylon is my second favorite country performer, right behind Wheeler Walker Jr.
Delphia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 219d
I love how Wheeler Walker Jr could have played it straight, he is a genuinely tallented musician. But nah... Suckin Dick and Kickin Ass.
Schmuppes@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 219d
Gotta love that redneck shit.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 1 pts · 219d
Having David Cobb as a producer iirc is pretty cool. Must’ve been fun for him and some of the musicians to mess around with some of those songs.
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 219d
Garth Brooks is the Kenny G of country?
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
BURN!