c/lemmyshitpost · by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 232dY’all ain’t ready for this 522 points · 53 comments · view on lemmy.world
53 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 55 pts · 231d
Yeah... You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won't.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 231d
I can't argue with that.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 231d
Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
Anivia@feddit.org · 15 pts · 231d
Narcissism
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 231d
So it should read "I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed".
abfarid@startrek.website · 27 pts · 231d
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 231d
I've said it before, I'll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 231d
Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 231d
does not compute
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 231d
gives a great tan
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 231d
Shampoo or Realpoo
OwlVurdy@lemmy.wtf · 12 pts · 231d
Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 231d
beat me to it.
5C5C5C@programming.dev · 12 pts · 231d
Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 231d
Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.
dumbass@piefed.social · 8 pts · 231d
Yeah, its called American beer.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d
Shots fired!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 231d
They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 231d
We demand REAL poo!
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in · 5 pts · 231d
I'm more of a shamshit guy
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 230d
beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 230d
Shamcrap! Shamdoodoo! Shamdingleberries!
null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 5 pts · 231d
ShamWow implies the existence of LegitMeh
remon@ani.social · 4 pts · 231d
No it doesn't. Plenty of animals only poo, including most insects and birds.
Speiser0@feddit.org · 1 pts · 231d
And given the wetness of shampoo, it's unlikely that there's a separate shampiss.
remon@ani.social · 1 pts · 231d
Uhm ... I guess so?
PrinceOfSloth@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 231d
This looks like female Rainbolt
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 231d
Old guy story time
I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).
It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.
So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 231d
Sham-pee!
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/champi
SheepHerder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 231d
Is she promoting her OF?
Wigglesworth@retrolemmy.com · 2 pts · 231d
Would you click if she was?
winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 231d
Nah she got a 5head
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 231d
Sharp knees, 2/10 would not bang
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d
I use Chambraigne! It's got Knowledge Crystals!
https://youtu.be/pbY3JOjQal4
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d
Synthetic urine?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 231d
synthetic natural champagne (German calls piss play natural champagne)
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 231d
It does.
Due to an unfortunate trait of the French (their language) it's better known as champagne.
Fr all wine and grape derived liquor is yucky and gross. Find better drinks, like rum.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d
Don't say that too loud, you'll get trumps attention
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d
Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 231d
You mean real poo? Pretty sure that's already a thing.
beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 230d
This poo is realpoo! Its not shampoo!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 231d
... Shampiss...
...
...
... pre-cum?
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 230d
How about true-poo?
Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 230d
It's the good shit
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 230d
That’s deep.
DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 227d
"Platonic solids for my real friends and real solids for my platonic friends!" -- xkcd 1645 - Toasts
-- Someone's dream (r/thomastheplankengine, reddit frontend)
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 231d
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space · -4 pts · 231d
upvoted because the existence of woman implies boobs
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 230d
I've been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years...
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 230d
It’s pronounced sham PAGGin
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 230d
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
tym@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 231d
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 230d
How does Shamwow fit...