c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 220dRegional differences 490 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 73 pts · 220d
Alligators generally aren't all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you're fucked.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 220d
hansolo@lemmy.today · 28 pts · 220d
Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 34 pts · 220d
weird dinner ngl
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 220d
Merde and Merlot Mondays aren't for everybody.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 15 pts · 220d
sock rae blue
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 220d
Bone apple tea!
hansolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 220d
It's cool, it's keto.
deacon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
Great breakfast though.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 220d
Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d
Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours
hansolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 220d
No, that's the point. I hadn't eaten since lunch, so all i have is wine, maybe a touch of bile, and poop.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 220d
https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 220d
God help us if they ever figure out that we're food
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 220d
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 220d
So, don't put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Godric@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 220d
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 220d
Are you sure it wasn't a caiman?
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 220d
No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 220d
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
0ops@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 220d
The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can't afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 220d
I heard that's how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo so nobody can challenge the narrative.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 220d
I've seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 220d
Thats why they get a bag of marshmellows
village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 220d
So they're the black bears of the large reptile world.
robocall@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 220d
California doesn't get a lot of sea turtles so it makes sense
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 220d
It probably gets more than Kentucky.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 220d
Fried alligator is fucking delicious. Even better if they're fed exclusively on marshmallows and purple drank.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 220d
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 220d
US swamps must have so many diabetic gators.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 220d
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 1 pts · 220d