c/asklemmy · by fort_burp@feddit.nl · 216dWhat would the Department of Education change it's name to if it renamed itself like the Department of Defense did? 24 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 216d
MinistryDepartment of TruthNONE_dc@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 216d
Ministry Of Indoctrination
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 216d
The Department of Children Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 215d
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 216d
Department of Redirecting Tax Dollars into Trump-Ally-Owned Charter Schools
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 216d
Ministry of Truth
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 215d
Department of Indoctrination
Or The Trump Youth
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 216d
Depertment of reedin’ and writin’gud
Bigfishbest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 215d
Department of Juvenile Propaganda
DFX4509B@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 216d
It would be more likely to get dismantled.
DoomProphet@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 215d
Departement for Christianity in schools - because that's all they (pretend to) care about regarding education.
mub@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 215d
Department of indoctrination
Or just
Reeducation camps
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 215d
The Department of illiteracy
HubertManne@piefed.social · 3 pts · 216d
department of cognitive decline? I mean war is kinda the opposite of defense sooo.
DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 215d
Department of childcare
onlooker@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 215d
House For Sale
curemaple@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 215d
I wasn't aware of the renaming and had to look it up. wtf this man is our president you gotta be f'in' kidding me
DeepSpace9mm@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 215d
Department of Obfuscation although that applies to so many
pyrinix@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 215d
ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 216d
Department of feeding and testing kids.
fort_burp@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 216d
Hmmm sounds like what farmers that raise animals do. Fitting.
DeepSpace9mm@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 215d
If only the feeding part were consistent
presoak@lazysoci.al · 1 pts · 215d