The hands slowly travel forward, traced the spongy arms, past the Punisher patch Agent Ross bought in bulk, with a playful but commanding tickle he feels even through his heavy Minnesota-winter coat.
But it wasn't the weather that makes Agent Ross shiver as the instructor, his ample belly pressing close against his back, whispers in his ear, "Looks like you missed our little bundle of joy there, agent. Now how do you think Kristi would feel about that?"
"N... Not too good," Agent Ross stammers, the closeness he had been imagining for weeks clouding his brain.
"That's right, worm - and here they told me your IQ made you a walking vegetable, you just keep right on surprising me," the instructor breathes. "Well don't get cocky now, Daddy still needs his martial law. And how do you think we get there, agent? What's going to get those libs rioting in the street?"
The feeling of the instructor's domination is exactly like his fantasy. Yes! This is why he joined ICE. He realizes he hasn't felt this happy since he found his wife in bed with his best friend.
"L... Leave no survivors, sir?" Agent Ross knows he should have sounded more confident, but it takes everything just to get the words out.
"That's right, agent. Now let papa help you," the instructor coos as his hands cover Agent Ross's and their dappled cheeks press together to line up the sights. Together their uncalloused, pudgy fingertips barely squeeze under the trigger guard, and they fire a single shot through the target baby's head. "Now there's our hero. See, that wasn't so hard. One less NPC. Don't forget to flee the scene, those animals can get rowdy after. Now let's see if that flapping meat hole of yours can take as good as it gi-"
No shade against the artist but I feel that this caricature would've best met their desired messaging had they chose to depict people of color next to white people also being targeted.
Cause at the end of the day, all Americans are suffering at the hands of Trump and the republican cronies.
What American police in general tend to do has nothing to do with policing. It's just that up until now white folk, outside of the absolute poorest classes, tended not to be on the receiving end of it.
I think the issue is that they were executed in a situation where they posed no danger to the officer. This would be frightening for any legal citizen. Please stop picking apart peoples reasons for being against this, we need unity now more than ever and all this logic does is force a useless purity test that gets us no where.
That's kind of derailing. Nobody is downplaying that (except the racists who are are perpetuating the problem, but they're okay with this too). Most people here have probably also been speaking out against all the violence against POC.
If someone commented on a post about a POC being murdered by cops/ICE, and said "but what about the white people they killed," you would call that derailing. And that's exactly what you're doing here.
You're downplaying the tragedy that is the implicit topic of this current post, which is the woman who was recently murdered by ICE in Minneapolis. You apparently don't care about this event, because the victim was white, and you're arguing that we should ignore it simply because she wasn't a POC.
we need to stand against this behavior now more than ever.
Yes, exactly, so why are you taking issue with people doing just that?
Yes they are and I yelled about that too and you have no way of knowing who here did and didn't. Yes the system is corrupt but the people you speak with here aren't the system, we are individuals.
Why is that a good thing? Isn't it better for fewer people to experience that kind of policing? Or is the idea that now that more people are at risk, it increases the odds the people will rise up and change the system
People make mistakes with pronouns constantly, as pronouns are not "exact" and are themselves placeholders, an approximation for the subject to avoid nearly constant repetition.
Once you start correcting the pronouns of others, you make conversations about anything else virtually impossible. It's the destroyer of many threads, done purposefully or not.
As they say in linguistics, just go with it; only then will you get to THE SUBJECT itself
Suuuure, totally.
Ignore the readily available statistics on the wildly disproportionate murdering of black and hispanic by police.
This makes it equal right?
260 upvotes of people completely oblivious to how pretentious and offensive this post is.
51 Comments
mech@feddit.org · 79 pts · 237d
Guy on the left failed the class.
He completely missed the baby.
Sunshine@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 237d
The IDF drill instructor slowly places his hands on the shooter’s shoulders.
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 237d
The hands slowly travel forward, traced the spongy arms, past the Punisher patch Agent Ross bought in bulk, with a playful but commanding tickle he feels even through his heavy Minnesota-winter coat.
But it wasn't the weather that makes Agent Ross shiver as the instructor, his ample belly pressing close against his back, whispers in his ear, "Looks like you missed our little bundle of joy there, agent. Now how do you think Kristi would feel about that?"
"N... Not too good," Agent Ross stammers, the closeness he had been imagining for weeks clouding his brain.
"That's right, worm - and here they told me your IQ made you a walking vegetable, you just keep right on surprising me," the instructor breathes. "Well don't get cocky now, Daddy still needs his martial law. And how do you think we get there, agent? What's going to get those libs rioting in the street?"
The feeling of the instructor's domination is exactly like his fantasy. Yes! This is why he joined ICE. He realizes he hasn't felt this happy since he found his wife in bed with his best friend.
"L... Leave no survivors, sir?" Agent Ross knows he should have sounded more confident, but it takes everything just to get the words out.
"That's right, agent. Now let papa help you," the instructor coos as his hands cover Agent Ross's and their dappled cheeks press together to line up the sights. Together their uncalloused, pudgy fingertips barely squeeze under the trigger guard, and they fire a single shot through the target baby's head. "Now there's our hero. See, that wasn't so hard. One less NPC. Don't forget to flee the scene, those animals can get rowdy after. Now let's see if that flapping meat hole of yours can take as good as it gi-"
... Is basically how imagine their training went.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 237d
He should've hit the baby. Their bones are soft. Bullets would go right through. 2 for 1.
/s
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 237d
He will be sent to Gaza to kill children execution style for training
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 236d
DrFistington@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 237d
Lol, what makes you think they wouldn't shoot the baby?
mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 237d
No flash bangs nearby
architect@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 237d
They sell babies into human trafficking first.
kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 236d
I'm surprised they aren't spraying bullets randomly all over the room.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 237d
One mag dump for Mom.
Reload.
One mag dump hitting nothing.
Reload.
One mag dump for baby!
recursive_recursion@piefed.ca · 29 pts · 237d
No shade against the artist but I feel that this caricature would've best met their desired messaging had they chose to depict people of color next to white people also being targeted.
Cause at the end of the day, all Americans are suffering at the hands of Trump and the republican cronies.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 11 pts · 237d
I think the point is they're actually killing white people. That's how far down the hole we are.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 16 pts · 237d
What ICE is doing has nothing to do with policing.
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 237d
The origin of policing in the US is runaway slave catching. It'd say its pretty damn in line with policing, historically speaking.
Janx@piefed.social · 5 pts · 237d
Modern policing maintains at least the veneer of enforcing the law (unless you're powerful and/or rich).
underisk@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 237d
That veneer only ever existed to people who wanted to see it and could afford to ignore the truth.
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 3 pts · 237d
What American police in general tend to do has nothing to do with policing. It's just that up until now white folk, outside of the absolute poorest classes, tended not to be on the receiving end of it.
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 237d
The picture is missing a bullet hole where the baby is.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 237d
It’s being sent to Mara lago to be raped and then it will be thrown into Lake Michigan
kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 236d
And random holes all over the wall, floor, ceiling...
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 8 pts · 237d
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 237d
I think the issue is that they were executed in a situation where they posed no danger to the officer. This would be frightening for any legal citizen. Please stop picking apart peoples reasons for being against this, we need unity now more than ever and all this logic does is force a useless purity test that gets us no where.
kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 236d
Thank you.
It's depressing that this is so far down the thread, and has so few up votes.
If Americans don't pull together and work in a coordinated way they'll never defeat the faccist takeover of their country.
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 0 pts · 236d
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 236d
That's kind of derailing. Nobody is downplaying that (except the racists who are are perpetuating the problem, but they're okay with this too). Most people here have probably also been speaking out against all the violence against POC.
If someone commented on a post about a POC being murdered by cops/ICE, and said "but what about the white people they killed," you would call that derailing. And that's exactly what you're doing here.
You're downplaying the tragedy that is the implicit topic of this current post, which is the woman who was recently murdered by ICE in Minneapolis. You apparently don't care about this event, because the victim was white, and you're arguing that we should ignore it simply because she wasn't a POC.
Yes, exactly, so why are you taking issue with people doing just that?
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 236d
There needs to be a word beyond shortsighted that defines individuals who let perfect be the enemy of good.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 236d
The above commenter was simply trying to say that anyone who uses the term "purity test" has failed their purity test...
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 236d
I understood your joke, I'm sorry you got downvoted
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 236d
It's alright, it happens. At least you picked up on it...
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 236d
Yes they are and I yelled about that too and you have no way of knowing who here did and didn't. Yes the system is corrupt but the people you speak with here aren't the system, we are individuals.
jaselle@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 237d
Why is that a good thing? Isn't it better for fewer people to experience that kind of policing? Or is the idea that now that more people are at risk, it increases the odds the people will rise up and change the system
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 237d
Are they going to give the surviving baby to the orangest Paedo Of The United States?
Everyone -decent- knows he likes them young...
architect@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 237d
Nah it’s more like the popular meme that whites women are spared is finally being shattered.
No. Women are hated more than any other group. You’re about to learn first hand.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
Women have been trying to say this for a while
jaselle@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 236d
what are you talking about "this country", this is lemmy.ca
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 236d
He ment to say whites have it just as bad as the indigenous you sterilize, discriminate or murder.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 236d
ICE is an American institution, so the pronouns are used appropriately.
Otherwise, they'd have to replace the pronoun "their" with "Immigration and Customs Enforcement", or ICE again in the same sentence, and so on.
Pronouns are used as a substitute for the subject so that you don't have to use the same exact term repeatedly in conversation.
The pronouns following the subject all pertain to the subject until the subject is changed.
This is ENGLISH!
jaselle@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 236d
should be "that country," no?
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 236d
People make mistakes with pronouns constantly, as pronouns are not "exact" and are themselves placeholders, an approximation for the subject to avoid nearly constant repetition.
Once you start correcting the pronouns of others, you make conversations about anything else virtually impossible. It's the destroyer of many threads, done purposefully or not.
As they say in linguistics, just go with it; only then will you get to THE SUBJECT itself
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 237d
worst for poc and lgbtq+
HubertManne@piefed.social · 6 pts · 236d
ah I see the agents of fight among yourselves and let the facist olgiarchs get away with it are still strong and active.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 236d
Some of this country is very white. Do you think the cops police them differently? That they treat poor white people with respect?
No, and they never have. They prey on the poor and most vulnerable. If there's a wealthy non-white community, they will always "get a pass".
A perfect example of this in action is the homeless. How do the cops treat the homeless? Are they kind and merciful to the white ones?
Are they racist? Many of them are, of course (and sexist, etc).
But they ALL prey on the impoverished by design.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 236d
Respect? No. But they certainly treat poor black people a hell of a lot worse than poor white people.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 236d
Nah, they slash up their slum town tent and beat them just like everybody else in the camp
Soulg@ani.social · 1 pts · 236d
Oh, so you're not poor.
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 236d
Juice@midwest.social · 4 pts · 237d
The guy on the bottom missed 50% of his shots, not star agent material
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 237d
Wasn't it always like this but the families had darker skin?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 236d
4/10, they missed the child.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 236d
The bastards on the right: "Aim lower, Ross!"
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 236d
Kill a bunch of colored people, no one bats an eye. Shoot one white person and everyone loses their minds.
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 236d
The murderer of Daniel Shaver got away, sadly.
EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 236d
> Didn't shoot the kid
ICE 1 - 0 IDF
(Yeah I'll see myself out)
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 237d
Suuuure, totally.
Ignore the readily available statistics on the wildly disproportionate murdering of black and hispanic by police.
This makes it equal right?
260 upvotes of people completely oblivious to how pretentious and offensive this post is.
Reminds me of this.