One time when I was stoned I decided cheese filled pork sausage on the BBQ was a good idea. It was not, so much grease dripped down.
Nothing happened because I follow the safety rule of keeping BBQ well away from deck railings, but it was quite the fireball.
Set a timer for everything though. I meal prep stoned sometimes and I've forgotten I left all my tupperware full of hot food cooling and have gone to bed, and it would end up being unsafe except my roommate saved the day that time.
Potato chips. Or maybe Cheetos. Something that doesn’t require it to be to cooked or microwaved, and one can absent-mindedly eat the entire bag while watching TV.
Y'all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.
You seriously need to try chaat masala on popcorn. It's tangy, funky, spicy, savoury and all that good stuff, plus popcorn is high fibre and low calorie, so you can eat fucktons of it and not gain weight.
Most good chaat masala is homemade, you can by pre-blended stuff but it's never going to be as good as a mix you tailor to your own specific tastes.
Mine is amchur (sour mango) powder, kashmiri chili powder, powdered garlic, powdered cumin, hing, black salt, corriander powder and msg. A pinch of sugar can be good too but don't add it to the blend as it could go bad, add it after to the dish you're seasoning.
While I see lots of suggestions for trash food (which I love while high) there's something to be said about something wholesome and homey. It works best when prepared ahead of time. My favorite are soup with fancy bread, a hearty pasta, tater tot hot dish and pot pie. I think we're doing a pot pie for tonight. Get it ready and then get high while heating up. Perfect
My Dad had season tickets for an NFL team for 25 years, and I went to a lot of games. I'll never forget his face when I first reached into my backpack and pulled out a bag of three different kinds of cheese cubes, green grapes, and chunks of pepperoni.
It doesn't really change the flavor, as much as as deepen it.
Also, a splash of lime juice near the end balances out the acid and smooths out the flavor significantly. It tastes good without it, but better with it.
There isn't a singular pinnacle stoner food because munchies hit different for everyone, and even for one person there's tons of variations.
Sometimes I'll crave a super cheesy Chicago style deep dish pizza. Another time, I'll die for some Black Forest Gateaux, or even a simple vanilla ice cream. Other times I can demolish an entire fruit basket. Hell, once I craved creamed spinach...
Do you do what Calvin & Hobs do where the draw a line through the peanut butter jar and only eat from that one side, then scoop from the bottom on the other side, until the last of the jar is the perfect untouched half on top?
Here in Denmark we have "kammerjunker" which is basically a kind of dry sugary biscuit thing, you put on top of .... Well, forget it. Point is that when it's not in season, every Danish person has a bag of these things in the cupboard:
No, they are not meant to be eaten like this straight out of the bag. But when you're high, straight out of the bag is heaven.
With seasoning that has a punch of zesty goodness, Doritos® Cool Ranch® has pleased the masses for decades. It doesn't get more classic than a blue DORITOS® bag!
In no particular order my favorites are roasted homestyle potatoes, roasted and salted nuts, strongly flavored fruits, and toast. Toast is the best one by far, top tier food generally but especially while baked. I know nuts and fruit isn't what most people think of as stoner food but they work for me and
If you do this try to avoid eating 1/2lb of nuts in one sitting. They are very high in fat and could cause interesting poops. Especially don't do this with Brazil nuts as they are mildly poisonous.
I have a small placed by me called "Rocco's" they have the ultimate stoner food. Rippers or deep fried hot dogs with unlimited free toppings. Homemade chili cheese and onions. They also have a long list of other fried foods smash burgers and sandwiches. Nothing beats getting stoned and eating from Rocco's
Second place would be fat sandwiches. Normally a base of meat and sauce always topped with French fries mozzarella sticks and chicken fingers.
Okay, hear me out. Start with frozen mini burritos - heat them up about halfway and cut them in half lengthwise. Then get your frozen pizza of choice and lay the burrito halves on it radially and cover with liberal amounts of shredded cheese. Then bake as per pizza instructions, adding maybe 3 minutes. Cut into slices and serve it forth.
I don't generally enjoy pot, find the effect annoying not pleasant but twice in my life have had some laced with something wonderful (once, hashish, once I have no idea) and soul food is where it's at. Beans and rice and sausage, bursting with flavor. Nothing sweet and nothing so fancy just simple and satisfying.
92 Comments
JoeKrogan@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 214d
Pizza
DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 214d
Just remember to set a timer
unknown@piefed.social · 11 pts · 214d
Or to answer your phone/the door because your ordered out.
unknown@piefed.social · 5 pts · 214d
I just remembered I have a meme for this.
Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 214d
Air fryer mini pizzas, no burning, keeps it warm for a while and you can throw in some fries to go with.
BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 2 pts · 213d
One time when I was stoned I decided cheese filled pork sausage on the BBQ was a good idea. It was not, so much grease dripped down.
Nothing happened because I follow the safety rule of keeping BBQ well away from deck railings, but it was quite the fireball.
Set a timer for everything though. I meal prep stoned sometimes and I've forgotten I left all my tupperware full of hot food cooling and have gone to bed, and it would end up being unsafe except my roommate saved the day that time.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 212d
Yeah, that's probably the classic.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 214d
Potato chips. Or maybe Cheetos. Something that doesn’t require it to be to cooked or microwaved, and one can absent-mindedly eat the entire bag while watching TV.
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi · 20 pts · 214d
Ofenkäse (Ovencheese)
It's a camembert cheese you bake in the oven and then dip bread or whatever you like in it.
Janx@piefed.social · 6 pts · 214d
Huh. You're a lot more productive than me when you're high!
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 213d
you can buy them chilled in the grocery store, you just fuck it in the oven for 25 mins or whatever
Janx@piefed.social · 9 pts · 213d
My oven is for storing important documents, not for cooking.
remon@ani.social · 1 pts · 213d
Bread? Just use a spoon ...
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 214d
Honestly poutine
otp@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 213d
Came here to say the same. Great otherwise, but the perfect food when high. Or drunk.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 212d
With tater tots and not fries?
unknown@piefed.social · 10 pts · 214d
Green tea by the litre and stovetop popcorn covered in chaat masala.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 213d
your handle is perhaps the best I have ever seen in all me livin life
unknown@piefed.social · 3 pts · 213d
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(I couldn't find my emoticon of a cat blowing a kiss, so you got one batting a spider instead)
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 213d
good god.. keep em comin if you can find the other one
unknown@piefed.social · 4 pts · 213d
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P.s. Databases like this one are where most of my collection came from.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 213d
youre a good person thank you
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 214d
Y'all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 213d
unknown@piefed.social · 3 pts · 213d
You seriously need to try chaat masala on popcorn. It's tangy, funky, spicy, savoury and all that good stuff, plus popcorn is high fibre and low calorie, so you can eat fucktons of it and not gain weight.
Most good chaat masala is homemade, you can by pre-blended stuff but it's never going to be as good as a mix you tailor to your own specific tastes.
Mine is amchur (sour mango) powder, kashmiri chili powder, powdered garlic, powdered cumin, hing, black salt, corriander powder and msg. A pinch of sugar can be good too but don't add it to the blend as it could go bad, add it after to the dish you're seasoning.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 213d
On a t-break but this sounds amazing regardless. Saved.
Elting@piefed.social · 10 pts · 214d
Its nachos
dumples@piefed.social · 8 pts · 214d
While I see lots of suggestions for trash food (which I love while high) there's something to be said about something wholesome and homey. It works best when prepared ahead of time. My favorite are soup with fancy bread, a hearty pasta, tater tot hot dish and pot pie. I think we're doing a pot pie for tonight. Get it ready and then get high while heating up. Perfect
SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 213d
Speaking of healthier food, fresh fruit is amazing when high. Peaches, strawberries, pineapple, watermelon....
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 213d
Nothing better than a fresh ripe peach.
dumples@piefed.social · 3 pts · 213d
You're right about fruits. There's are fancy grapes that are just amazing. Especially if you make a small charcuterie plate. And by that I mean cheese
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 213d
My Dad had season tickets for an NFL team for 25 years, and I went to a lot of games. I'll never forget his face when I first reached into my backpack and pulled out a bag of three different kinds of cheese cubes, green grapes, and chunks of pepperoni.
I had to bring that to every game after that.
dumples@piefed.social · 1 pts · 213d
Cheese is always a good choice
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 213d
Always.
SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 213d
Ooo I love a charcuterie when munching. My go to is usually sandwich meat like ham, with crackers, cheese and grapes.
dumples@piefed.social · 1 pts · 213d
We're most just a cheese course. But some pickles or olives go a long way. Especially if you have wine
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 213d
Chili. Whenever I make a batch, I make a big one, and freeze about half. 5 minutes in the microwave, and we're eating good.
dumples@piefed.social · 2 pts · 213d
I love chili. I haven't made it in a while. I got to make some this winter
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 213d
Secret ingredients: Red wine, and Cocoa powder.
dumples@piefed.social · 2 pts · 213d
I usually do semi sweet chocolate but cocoa powder would be great
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 213d
Yeah, the chocolate gives it that mole flavor, but you don't want the sugar.
dumples@piefed.social · 1 pts · 212d
I love the hint of chocolate so powder makes sense
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 212d
It doesn't really change the flavor, as much as as deepen it.
Also, a splash of lime juice near the end balances out the acid and smooths out the flavor significantly. It tastes good without it, but better with it.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 213d
Anything and everything simply wrapped up in a warmed tortilla.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 214d
Whatever the munchies crave when they hit.
But also the entire shopping list from Half-Baked. Including the pussy.
fonix232@fedia.io · 1 pts · 214d
This.
There isn't a singular pinnacle stoner food because munchies hit different for everyone, and even for one person there's tons of variations.
Sometimes I'll crave a super cheesy Chicago style deep dish pizza. Another time, I'll die for some Black Forest Gateaux, or even a simple vanilla ice cream. Other times I can demolish an entire fruit basket. Hell, once I craved creamed spinach...
boydster@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 214d
Cheez-itz
Mrselfdestruct25@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 213d
Cereal always went great. Especially the feeling of cold milk.
Carnelian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 214d
Greek yogurt with frozen blueberries, and a glass of fruit punch!
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 6 pts · 214d
Been quite a while, but clementines would probably be pretty great!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 212d
Easy to peel, too!
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 213d
Tacos
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 214d
Peanut butter and jam, straight out of the jars with a spoon
adarza@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 214d
i don't need weed to do that.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 212d
You don't need weed to do anything, what's your point? Weed is our friend, we want to do things with our friend.
If it's fun without weed, it's funner with.
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d
Do you do what Calvin & Hobs do where the draw a line through the peanut butter jar and only eat from that one side, then scoop from the bottom on the other side, until the last of the jar is the perfect untouched half on top?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 212d
Peanut butter, with a small ramikin of mini semi-sweet chocolate chips. Dip a spoonful of PB, and roll it in the chips.
You're welcome.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 214d
The walking taco. Who doesn’t want 1. A taco, and 2. The ease of eating it out of a bag?
BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 5 pts · 213d
Celery and Peanut Butter!
Late-Boomer-57@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 214d
Soma, a fictional drug in Aldous Huxley's novel "Brave New World".
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 213d
I want soma that, sounds good.
fennesz12@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 213d
Here in Denmark we have "kammerjunker" which is basically a kind of dry sugary biscuit thing, you put on top of .... Well, forget it. Point is that when it's not in season, every Danish person has a bag of these things in the cupboard:
No, they are not meant to be eaten like this straight out of the bag. But when you're high, straight out of the bag is heaven.
strlcpy@programming.dev · 5 pts · 214d
Kapsalon, no question
unknown@piefed.social · 2 pts · 213d
I just googled this and it looks delicious and so easy to veganise. I am so making this later.
kbal@fedia.io · 4 pts · 214d
With seasoning that has a punch of zesty goodness, Doritos® Cool Ranch® has pleased the masses for decades. It doesn't get more classic than a blue DORITOS® bag!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 212d
I like the spicy ones, but you're absolutely right, Doritos is the traditional stoner food.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 214d
In no particular order my favorites are roasted homestyle potatoes, roasted and salted nuts, strongly flavored fruits, and toast. Toast is the best one by far, top tier food generally but especially while baked. I know nuts and fruit isn't what most people think of as stoner food but they work for me and
If you do this try to avoid eating 1/2lb of nuts in one sitting. They are very high in fat and could cause interesting poops. Especially don't do this with Brazil nuts as they are mildly poisonous.
droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 214d
Oh I didn't know you could color text like that
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 214d
You can't, its an image/emoji. Be cool if you could though.
unknown@piefed.social · 2 pts · 214d
Seconding this one. Eating grapefruit while stoned out of my gourde was a magical experience.
Also good is really ripe and juicy yellow melon, straight from the fridge on a hot day.
herbz@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 213d
I have a small placed by me called "Rocco's" they have the ultimate stoner food. Rippers or deep fried hot dogs with unlimited free toppings. Homemade chili cheese and onions. They also have a long list of other fried foods smash burgers and sandwiches. Nothing beats getting stoned and eating from Rocco's
Second place would be fat sandwiches. Normally a base of meat and sauce always topped with French fries mozzarella sticks and chicken fingers.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 212d
Open a smoke shop next door.
Wynnded@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 214d
Mac and Cheese
newtraditionalists@kbin.melroy.org · 4 pts · 214d
Chili cheese fries or carne asada fries
almost1337@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 214d
Okay, hear me out. Start with frozen mini burritos - heat them up about halfway and cut them in half lengthwise. Then get your frozen pizza of choice and lay the burrito halves on it radially and cover with liberal amounts of shredded cheese. Then bake as per pizza instructions, adding maybe 3 minutes. Cut into slices and serve it forth.
Triumph@fedia.io · 3 pts · 214d
I feel like a hidden world has been exposed.
oh_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d
Carne asada fries.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 213d
Doritos, obviously.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 212d
I don't generally enjoy pot, find the effect annoying not pleasant but twice in my life have had some laced with something wonderful (once, hashish, once I have no idea) and soul food is where it's at. Beans and rice and sausage, bursting with flavor. Nothing sweet and nothing so fancy just simple and satisfying.
Katzelle3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d
https://youtu.be/XC3CjYCGEro
theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d
Pizza that's been liquified in an air fryer atop a bed of pretzals
pishadoot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 214d
Tim's Habanero chips
onemancult@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 214d
Cinnamon toast crunch cereal is my overall go-to. Quick and delicious.
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 214d
Doritos is definitely up there
medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 214d
For absent munching, Mini Wheats, frosted or not. Chex cereal, any variety. Pop tarts.
Sometimes it seems, "anything that moves slower than you". The cat knows what I'm talking about.
adarza@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 214d
if you overdo the grains (like cold cereal), you might experience an unintended side-effect later.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 214d
(Tbh honestly I fuck with Thai noodles)
GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io · 1 pts · 214d
Anything with fats, I tried smoked salmon recently
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d
Anything I didn't have to create.
lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 213d
Lucky Charms, any cereal really
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 213d
Two bite brownies
TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 213d
Doritos sweet chilli heat
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 213d
pyrinix@kbin.melroy.org · -1 pts · 214d
Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social · 2 pts · 214d
Can confirm. Have bought a lot of overpriced gas station food while high. But boy was it delicious at the time. 🤷🏻♂️