If you don't love getting dog shit on your newly washed car, you should have thought of that before living 2-3 counties away from a future Float-a-Poo owner, and you have only yourself to blame.
Or just do the same as the dog walkers in my neighbourhood. Let your dog off the lead and stare at your phone so you can’t see it having a dump. Not your problem!
What if you had one of those hand warmer pouches but instead of whatever chemistry is inside of it at that time you can replace it with thermite?? Then you can just incinerate it on the spot.
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kali_fornication@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 239d
If you like getting bird shit on your newly washed car, you're gonna LOVE getting dog shit on it
egrets@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 239d
If you don't love getting dog shit on your newly washed car, you should have thought of that before living 2-3 counties away from a future Float-a-Poo owner, and you have only yourself to blame.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 239d
Just hang it from a tree like everyone else does for some god forsaken reason
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 29 pts · 239d
Or just do the same as the dog walkers in my neighbourhood. Let your dog off the lead and stare at your phone so you can’t see it having a dump. Not your problem!
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 239d
People used to do this in front of my house all the time.
“Oh the dogs shitting, better check my phone, didn’t see anything kthanksbye”
We planted tall plants there so now it’s as attractive.
sirico@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 239d
They're totally coming back for them bro, I swear this time it's different
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 238d
I think I'll just carry on with tying a knot and tossing it in a trashcan. This other stuff sounds very complicated.
Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 238d
I like to tie 2 of them together and throw them up on a phone line when handy
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 238d
forsaken? no way forsaken reference, elliot W. /j
gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 239d
Walk your dog by the local playground and make balloon animals for the kiddies.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 239d
And since there’s helium inside, the kids can pop a hole in the bags and inhale the gas for funny voices.
breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 239d
accidental jenkem
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 239d
Also the name of my garrage band.
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d
Walk near the local playground and attach balloons to all the dogs off-lead.
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi · 15 pts · 239d
I'm only crappy when it rains
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 239d
The world's approach to climate and waste
ArgentRaven@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 239d
I feel like Jack Black made a movie about this... Va-Poo-Rize!
gws@programming.dev · 4 pts · 239d
That's telekinesis, homes.
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d
Where does the shit go?
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 239d
North Korean moment
Joeffect@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 238d
I've done the math on this before in another posting...and you basically need like 30 balloons for an average dog poop for this to work...
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 238d
"But won't the heliu-"
"FOREVER!"
_cnt0@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 239d
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, ...
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 238d
Every dog park will look like that 1986 Cleveland event...
wuffah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d
Does it work on human poop too?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 239d
Release them over the White House.
5715@feddit.org · 3 pts · 239d
Fascinating
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 237d
Va poo rize!
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
S-s-s-s-southbound pachyderm!
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 239d
Alarm, shitty airdrop is coming!
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 239d
Shitdrop
Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 238d
Guys, they're on my stoop. They've been landing there for decades now.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 2 pts · 238d
Chaotic evil in the dog waste disposal alignment chart
danhab99@programming.dev · 1 pts · 238d
Okay hear me out
What if you had one of those hand warmer pouches but instead of whatever chemistry is inside of it at that time you can replace it with thermite?? Then you can just incinerate it on the spot.
unsettlinglymoist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 238d
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 238d
Many people just foat them down thw nearest creek or river, or drain that flows onto a creek or river. No helium needed ! Or hang them in a tree :)