c/asklemmy · by whaleross@lemmy.world · 214dThere is a viewing platform by the edge of void, but more importantly there is a gift shop What do they sell? 44 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 213d
The shop has one of those penny flattener machines but it leaves the surface completely blank when it's done.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 214d
"The Void Stared Back!" Tshirts and bumper stickers.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 213d
"I stared into the void and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 21 pts · 214d
nothing
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 214d
Literally boxes full of nothing so you can take a piece of the void with you when you leave.
Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 214d
Temporarily out of stock
whaleross@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 214d
What sizes are they in?
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d
void samples
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 214d
Souvenir keychains with everyone else’s name but yours.
palordrolap@fedia.io · 8 pts · 214d
My unending soul-sucking void is also named Bort.
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 214d
Endmaker@ani.social · 8 pts · 213d
theherk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 213d
Towels
DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 213d
A bungee rope to try it out.
Redacted@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 213d
I visited the public static void and returned with nothing but deprecative looks.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 213d
Single socks
Redacted@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 214d
Void gift cards
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 214d
Oooh and branded void cheques!
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 213d
Snow globes with no snow.
Postcards that say "wish you were here!"
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 213d
Water to refresh your mouth after spitting off the edge.
liquidapricity@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d
L'appel du Vide mugs
infinitevalence@discuss.online · 4 pts · 214d
Void and time crystals obviously. And novelty portable holes by acme
Pika@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 213d
Copies of the twilight zone and books on multi-dimensional theory such as imagining the 10 dimensions
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 213d
Broken warranty seal stickers
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 213d
T-shirts that from a distance seem to have stains on them but up close they're blank
Deestan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 214d
My Grandma Went To The Void And All She Got Me Was This Tshirt
Gift sets of overpriced black socks