FREE CALIBRATION POST

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Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 57 pts · 213d (3 replies)

ah yes! my Calibration Unifying Management post! for short: Cum!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 25 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Yeah! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

Diurnambule@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Thanks for your engagement while calibrating

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 212d

It's already done! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 213d (3 replies)
engagement: CALIBRATED
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 213d

Thank you for calibrating your engagement!

M137@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Calibration: Engaged

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 213d

It worked! Thanks for doing that!

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 213d (15 replies)

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null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 19 pts · 213d (8 replies)

Yes?

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 213d (7 replies)

oh I just was calibrating my engagement nothing to do wif you

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 11 pts · 213d (6 replies)

I'm here if you need me!

jdr@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 213d

My needs are null!

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 213d (3 replies)

Oh, ok! 👉👈 Can we be fweends?

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 9 pts · 213d

Probably! Check your Funhole for an add-as-fweend option!

jdr@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Get in my friendhole you attractive datum

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 212d

yes daddy

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 6 pts · 213d

That's the null:factor.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Thank you for calibrating your engagement!

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 213d (1 reply)

made a post insp. by your post!!! on Lemmy shitpost

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 213d

Be careful when double calibrating with multiple calibrating posts!

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 213d (1 reply)

That’s my line

mcz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 213d

Thatâ€'s a public line you can't trademark it

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 212d

[oBjEcT ObJeCt]

cathfish@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating Mobilek engagement calibrating content!

I upvoted one time to compensate for the systematic downvote of every content in the funhole, and it worked. Now all my votes are perfectly calibrated.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 213d

Glad to hear it works! I worked hard on it! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 15 pts · 213d (1 reply)

My Mobilek made a happy noise when I upclicked this content. I think it worked!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 213d

Sweet! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 213d (5 replies)

How do I calibrate for the null engagement?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 213d (1 reply)

You just did! Happy Lemmy Birthday! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 213d

Great and thank you! It's important to calibrate all the kinds of engagement! null and birthday, too!

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 6 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Please reply to this comment to calibrate your null engagement.

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Calibration request

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 10 pts · 213d

Status: OK

Nice!

SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 213d (3 replies)

Oh lovely! I just knew my algo was acting all funky!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Glad to help! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Thanks for sharing your art!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 213d

My pleasure!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 13 pts · 213d (1 reply)

I calibrated over level 9000 now!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 213d

That's awesome! Thanks for doing that!

mononoke@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 213d (1 reply)

i'm in a pokit

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 213d

Just like our best friend mobilek! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 12 pts · 213d (1 reply)

With over 300 upclicks at the time of writing, this is by far the most calbrated post in the entire hole (which is, of course, the first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content!)

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 213d

We'll see! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Nice hoodie!
Thx, it has a pokit!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 213d

Yeah! It's a mobilek-pokit! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Stay clicked up fam! Thank you for creating content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 213d

No problem! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

sam@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Thank you for making calibration content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 213d

No problem! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Does calibrating increase my mobilek bonus points or is it just required to keep my mobilek working?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 213d

It's just used for calibrating your engagement algorithm! Thanks for doing it!

thevoidzero@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 213d (1 reply)

I can only do up or down, that's not enough to fix my algo, how do I go back several steps ?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 213d

You can engage as many times you need in the comments! Thanks for trying to calibrate your engagement!

TheSyndZ@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 212d (1 reply)

CALIBRATIONS

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 212d

Thanks for calibrating your engagement. Over.

Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 213d (3 replies)

My engagement is immense

1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 213d (1 reply)

And my metrics are unmatched

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 213d

Corolla's Unmatched Metrics (or CUM) is the foundation of a thriving content engager

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 212d

That's good to hear! Thanks for calibrating it!

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating calibratory content!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 213d

It got a little bit out of hand! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

mesamunefire@piefed.social · 11 pts · 213d (1 reply)

What if i click the middle button?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 213d

That's allowed! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Calibrate clockwise or counter-clockwise?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 213d

I don't remember which, but it only turns one way! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Thanks for calibrating! I hope to see more Mediatek posts in the future now.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 213d

I don't know what that is! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

cheesemoo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Phone... bad?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 213d

Book good! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

spew@hj.9fs.net · 10 pts · 213d (1 reply)

I just want to be a part of history

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 213d

You financed this! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

xorollo@leminal.space · 9 pts · 213d (2 replies)

I calibrated. Can I have my positive reinforcement now please?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 212d

Looks good! Thanks for doing it!

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 212d

🔔😛

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 213d (2 replies)

I hope I calibrated the right way

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 213d

Every calibration is equally valuable

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 212d

Looks good now! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 213d (1 reply)

I came. For the calibration, I mean.

edit: this is the second funnest hole I know of. Well, maybe fourth.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 213d

Thanks for coming! Enjoy your free engagement calibration!

IronBird@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 213d (3 replies)

do you post anywhere else, or is just here?

was gonna recommend you to someone but I can't find any website or anything search your username nor see a artisttag on any of your comics

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 213d (2 replies)

I have websites: analognowhere.com or triapul.cz ! Thanks for calibrating your content!

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 11 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Thank you for navigating the nebulous chasm between sincere engagement and surrealist ironic detachment!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 213d

Thanks! I've worked hard on it!

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Doing the lords work setting this up for us!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 213d

My pleasure! Stay prayed up! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

Tiger@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 213d (1 reply)

That’s thumbs up content for me!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 213d

Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 213d (3 replies)

It's Zimmer's cousin Alf.

cathfish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Thank you for creating Alf! Nice sweat-shirts (I need one)! Bad Mobilek (I already have 3 of them, damned)!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 213d (1 reply)

FUCC lawyers are currently discussing a potential collaboration with Balenciaga!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d

Yeah!

If it didn't work out it should be ok on threadless.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 213d (4 replies)

Remember to CUM daily for optimized calibration!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Thanks for calibrating my calibration!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 212d

You did most of the work! Thanks!

jdr@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 213d

¡Calibrate Ur Mengagement!

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 213d (1 reply)
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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 213d

Calibrated! Thanks!

jdr@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Will I need to recalibrate if I emerge from The Pit?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 213d

Yeah! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

mcz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Test comment please ignore

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 213d

Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 212d (1 reply)
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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 212d

CALIBRATED! Thanks!

CodandChips@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 212d (1 reply)

Test? TEST!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 212d

It worked! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 213d (3 replies)

I like the hat!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 213d (2 replies)

Yeah! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 213d (1 reply)

o7

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 213d

Thanks for calibrating your engagement again!

interrobang@ohai.social · 7 pts · 213d (3 replies)

@pmjv where did you get that hat?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 213d (2 replies)

The Funhole Content Store! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

interrobang@ohai.social · 5 pts · 213d (1 reply)

@pmjv what. it's real???

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 213d

Why would I ever lie to you?!

Flames5123@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 213d (1 reply)

My calibration is off from yours but calibrated for me since my + calibration is orangered and my - calibration is periwinkle. It just works for my calibration system because a deep saturated red orange is my favorite color!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 212d

Love to see that you take calibration seriously! Thanks for doing it!

selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 212d (2 replies)

What do I do? Do I upvote the post? Already did, but it's still unclear to me.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 212d

That's one of the many ways you can engage! It worked! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

mcz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d

I'll post more detailed instructions for new funhole users! Stay uprayed!

tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 213d (1 reply)

I would have never calibrated had it not been for the interview.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 213d

Wow! Well I'm glad you did! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com · 5 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Calibration is broken. I downvoted, but the algorithm is still recommending it to me.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 213d

Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

knexcar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 212d (1 reply)

I’m trying to calibrate my engagement, but I keep getting an HTTP 200 error. What is that supposed to mean?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 212d

It means that it worked! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

senorseco@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 213d (4 replies)

I remain staunchly uncalibrated.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 213d (3 replies)

Not anymore! Thanks for calibrating your engagement!

tamal3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 213d (2 replies)

You are my favorite. Thank you, engagement leader.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 213d

Remember, always be engaged if you wanna CUM

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 212d

That's allowed! You're welcome! And thank you for calibrating your engagement!

notptr@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 212d (2 replies)

这个什么

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 212d (1 reply)

校准成功

感谢您对承诺的校准

notptr@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 212d

没关系

Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 213d (1 reply)

Instructions unclear...... I engaged with the algorithm

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 213d

Luckily it still worked! Thanks for accidentally calibrating your engagement!

6cy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 164d

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pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 13h (1 reply)

IT'S BACK BAYBEE!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 12h

We did it!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d

For reasons it's still here on my Mobilek