Things used to be simpler

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JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 231d (4 replies)

As a trans man, it's definitely penis.

patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 231d (2 replies)

As a trans woman, it's definitely penis.

Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 231d (1 reply)

As a nonbinary, it's definitely penis.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 231d

Ooh, sounds like you all need some restorative cocaine!

shneancy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 230d

different trans man here, it's not the penis, i'm fine with my bottom bits,,,

but i'd still like that cocaine please, maybe this stimulant would actually wake me up instead of making me sleepy >:|

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 29 pts · 231d (1 reply)

Penis or wanting to fuck your mom.

The duality of man.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 231d

Whatever, just give me booger sugar

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 231d (3 replies)

If penis is the problem, is what am I supposed to do cocaine off of?

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 231d (1 reply)

Freud: I can prescribe a mother if you don't already have one available.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 231d

Can I have Freud's mom? I heard she was smokin' hot.

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 231d

Strippers' asses seem to work well

NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 23 pts · 231d

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 231d (4 replies)

There are some notable side effects, but do not discount the power of cocaine.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 231d (3 replies)

There is no downside to cocaine, period. If you have a chance to try it, I strongly recommend it.

Edit: there is one downside to a cocaine addiction, it takes most of a day to kick it, so you lose the day.

Cypher@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 231d (1 reply)
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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 231d

Don’t blame cocaine for pussies not having what it takes to be fucking awesome.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 231d

Me, fucking around: Absolutely no downside

kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 231d

it's a simple Freudian slip; you mean one thing but say a mother

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 231d (1 reply)

There's a missed opportunity for a dad joke in the first panel.

"I'm depressed"
"Hi Depressed, I'm Freud"

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 2 pts · 230d

Lacks penis tho…

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 231d

A lot of modern problems can actually be blamed on Freud's nephew, Edward Bernays.

an Austrian-American pioneer in the field of public relations and propaganda, referred to in his obituary as "the father of public relations". While credited with advancing the profession of public relations, his techniques have been criticized for manipulating public opinion, often in ways that undermined individual autonomy and democratic values.

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 230d

Have you been thinking about fucking your mother?

No!

Oh, so you're all about daddy's cock.

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chunes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 231d

Now try looking at a math textbook from a hundred years ago