I mean, we have nice fun hilly backroads to drive on, here in western PA. And the Amish, quirky as they are, are still generally pleasant.
I admit that's a short list of redeeming qualities for the Western half of Pennsylvania but how the fuck are we supposed to compete with the Poconos? Wilkes-Barre is too fucking pretty. Western PA can be pretty gorgeous but not that picturesque.
We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high. They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise
Yeah, I don't want any of their territory if the people come with them. They'd have to leave then apply to become Canadian to ensure they live to our standards and not swarm us with their lingering tendencies.
idk man, flinging timbits at trans people and getting absolutely shitfaced so they dont have to remember that they're rooting for the Jets this season aren't exactly high standards to meet.
... unless you just meant the standards in, like, Ontario.
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Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 226d
Calling it “Jesusland” is misleading. People might think anything Jesus supposedly taught actually happens in that shithole.
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 18 pts · 226d
I think anyone who knows anything about Jesus would know exactly what a country named “Jesusland” would be like!
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 3 pts · 225d
What about "honk Jesus honk Jesus Jesus"?
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 225d
I mean the Mormons teach he used to hang out there.
Inucune@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
If you don't think Illinois is part of Jesus land, I have news for you.
mp3@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 225d
United Provinces and Territories of Canada
rbos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 210d
Confederated Provinces and Territories.
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 226d
The bullshit happening in the USA is ours to correct.
There will be no magic way out of our situation.
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 225d
I'm glad to be seeing this take more and more vs the desire to jump ship.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
I mean, I do agree.
But also. Jokes about Canada geese invading are amusing.
(Psst. We have poutine in Minnesota )
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 226d
You're gonna snag all of Pennsylvania? You, uh, really sure you want to do that?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 226d
If Pennsyltucky could read they'd be very upset.
archonet@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 225d
hey, I resemble that remark.
archonet@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 225d
I mean, we have nice fun hilly backroads to drive on, here in western PA. And the Amish, quirky as they are, are still generally pleasant.
I admit that's a short list of redeeming qualities for the Western half of Pennsylvania but how the fuck are we supposed to compete with the Poconos? Wilkes-Barre is too fucking pretty. Western PA can be pretty gorgeous but not that picturesque.
Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org · 17 pts · 225d
Y'all did Colorado dirty with that map
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
Yeah, they got good weed. Motion to annex Colorado
Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 225d
seconded
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
isn't new mexico cool too? should we annex them as well?
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 225d
yeah CO and New Mexico definitely should form a coalition to seceed. Tuscon and Phoenix can join us!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 224d
I'm hesitant about phoenix. that city is a testament to man's arrogance. but there's a really good gyro place there that i like
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 225d
Dude, Colorado Springs could be the capital of Jesusland.
Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org · 2 pts · 223d
Fair but that Focus on the Family dick died...so...
Deadeyegai@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 226d
And just the top part of Illinois. South Illinois can suck it in Jesusland
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 8 pts · 226d
Was thinking the same thing.
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
Yeah, but this is every state though. Blue cities and red rural areas.
Blackout@fedia.io · 13 pts · 225d
As a Michigander I approve this transition. Where can we sign?
epicthundercat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 225d
Petition to save the non Jesus-Land Colorado peeps.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Secondsed
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 226d
We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high. They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 226d
O Canada please take (some of) us Michiganders in. We love you and we love hockey almost as much as y'all do 🙏
TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 6 pts · 226d
Don’t worry, we’re part of The United States of Canada on this map. 😁
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 226d
Nooo I dont wanna be locked in jesusland
KingGordon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
Me too. Locked in jesusland for a good reason sadly.
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 226d
Sorry Colorado and Austin, TX, you're on your own. Good luck.
kboy101222@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 225d
You don't want Austin. That's where all the tech billionaires are retreating to
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 225d
Ohio (comeback to Texas)
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 225d
Jesusland would be so fucked, economically... and in every other way.
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 225d
IMO they could even rename it to trumpistan if that helps grease the wheels.
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 225d
Hmmm, Leavening Jesusland by NOFX
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 225d
I might consider moving to a colder state if that happens.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 225d
Absorb us. Do it, cowards!
Dustwin@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 226d
Yeah, I don't want any of their territory if the people come with them. They'd have to leave then apply to become Canadian to ensure they live to our standards and not swarm us with their lingering tendencies.
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 13 pts · 226d
I will happily down a Moosehead whilst watching curling on one channel and hockey on another.
I won’t root for Aston Martin in F1, though.
ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com · 10 pts · 226d
Isn't MN considered honorary Canadian already? We even got that little nub at the top poking in anyhow...
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 225d
some of those kids have to take the school bus through Canada to get to their Minnesota public school.
LostGhost@piefed.social · 3 pts · 226d
Tell me what to do and I'll do it.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 226d
idk man, flinging timbits at trans people and getting absolutely shitfaced so they dont have to remember that they're rooting for the Jets this season aren't exactly high standards to meet.
... unless you just meant the standards in, like, Ontario.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 226d
Alberta sets the bar pretty low from what I've heard.
PugJesus@piefed.social · 2 pts · 225d
Liberate tutemet ex inferis
Akh@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 226d
Wisconsin needs to be red
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 225d
Having grown up in Wisconsin most everywhere else I've been in North America people ask me if I'm from Canada. 🤷♀️
❄️🍁🧀🏒
Also Jesusland doesn't want Wisconsin as no Baptists, only Lutherans and Catholics and they aren't Christians, per the Baptists. ⛪☦️📖