It’s unconfirmed, but what I’ve been hearing is that this incident happened during the murder of Pretti, and that the finger was shot off by the executioner.
If you put anything fleshy near someone's mouth you're asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.
And supposedly, they were denied a request for help by Minneapolis police and told to get their own help. I kind of doubt the story is true, I'm too far from the 'Cities to know. But, it would make that finger even more delicious if it was.
Maybe the fascists shouldn't have their hands near people's faces. Their job is to enforce misdemeanor violations. They shouldn't have guns and shouldn't be relying on physical assault to enforce an almost nothing charge
73 Comments
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 166 pts · 226d
Why are the Nazis putting their fingers near good peoples' mouths?
hOrni@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 226d
Fetish? That's better than fascist.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 226d
If even half these people didn't try to closet their fetishes and sexuality I'd bet we'd be much better off.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 226d
Seriously. I bet that nasty fuck doesn't even wash his hands, either.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 225d
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 226d
They clearly were armed and dangerous.
They needed to be dis-armed.
FlyingCircus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Apparently they aren’t. The story I’ve been hearing is that this finger was shot off by the Nazi who murdered Pretti.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 226d
"The enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand!"
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 75 pts · 226d
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 226d
It's Mr Krabs!
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d
And The Kurgan. There can be only one.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 226d
Mallory Archer proved that's just not true....
ragas@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 226d
The power of Yoga.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 84 pts · 226d
Don’t bite the hand that oppresses you?
That doesn’t sound right
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 226d
I mean, that is their motto. Which is kind of weird knowing they knew ahead of time that this would be an issue in the future.
Well the future is now, and the future is terrible. Please let me go back to the 90s please!
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 53 pts · 226d
Animals huh? I'd say biting off these nazi fucks fingers is letting them off easy for executing citizens in the streets.
ccunning@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 226d
“Tell me mister Anderson…what good is a gun, if you don’t have a finger?”
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 226d
Aw, shit, it was his heiling hand too. Poor bastard.
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 43 pts · 226d
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 226d
nom
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 226d
Did the protestor survive?
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 225d
Died of ligma.
FlyingCircus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
It’s unconfirmed, but what I’ve been hearing is that this incident happened during the murder of Pretti, and that the finger was shot off by the executioner.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 225d
Well that upsets me even more. Not only did they execute him, they used pigs blood to do it
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 226d
If you put anything fleshy near someone's mouth you're asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.
enkille@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 226d
who's got 3 thumbs and knows how to deal with ice getting in your face?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 226d
Bob Kelso.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 226d
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 226d
Be warned, everyone, if you bite a piece of shit it'll taste like shit.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
We all gotta make sacrifices
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 26 pts · 226d
Put meat in my mouth and it will get eaten, what else did they expect?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 226d
perfect grindr bio. no comments
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 10 pts · 226d
Its just natural instinct :)
m3t00@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 225d
better put that on ice
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
Lol nice
sober_monk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 225d
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 225d
Time to fingerpaint
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 225d
Hope they at least brought some BBQ sauce or something to drown out the awful taste.
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 225d
Maybe sell spice infused gloves to the Nazis so their fingers aren't so bland?
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
Ooooo, good idea! But what spices go well with Nazi hands?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 225d
Raw acid.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 225d
Mace
ulterno@programming.dev · 0 pts · 225d
Some concentrated onion extract would do wonders.
Make sure that it is inside of the gloves for proper marination.
radiouser@crazypeople.online · 10 pts · 226d
Hope they picked their nose clean while they had the chance.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 225d
They pick all of their orifices with a single finger, and do not wash.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 226d
Go for their necks.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 226d
Going to need new grips or extra effort if none of them have trigger fingers left
ameancow@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 225d
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 225d
And supposedly, they were denied a request for help by Minneapolis police and told to get their own help. I kind of doubt the story is true, I'm too far from the 'Cities to know. But, it would make that finger even more delicious if it was.
ohshittheyknow@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 225d
Maybe ICE shouldn't put their fingers anywhere near protesters.
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 226d
Next time swallow the finger, so there is no chance to reattach.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 226d
You don't want to go to their level and become a C.H.U.D.
Feed them to your cats instead.
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 226d
If you have the time, that is an option, too. Maybe the cat will even develop a taste for Nazi fingers.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 225d
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 225d
no need, the human mouth has plenty of bacteria in it that would make finger reattachment untenable.
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 225d
With the trigger finger of a Nazi thug, better don't take any chances.
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 6 pts · 226d
Mmmmmm gotta love free range bacon
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 225d
hectorcruz123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
This feels like one of those posts where the internet escalates everything to 11. Real life is messy, but outrage memes rarely make it clearer.
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Yes it is.
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 224d
I hear they've been putting out AI generated disinfo... cannot trust anything under the first casualty of war... the truth.
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 224d
Let it be AI slop, if it backfires by starting a new food trend, it's fine.
Gaja0@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 222d
Fuck ICE. Most of us were raised sensibly and know when a line has been crossed. No sympathy for happy meal gestapo.
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
Everything is blurry i cant even tell what information this contains
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · -35 pts · 226d
This is giving me King David collecting the 200 Philistine foreskins vibes and it's disgusting. We should be better than them, not... cannibals
JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 226d
100% chance they were attacking someone and the victim bit down out of reflexive self defense.
That's if this actually happened as claimed at all.
zergtoshi@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 226d
The biting person not being reported as having been murdered by ICE nazis makes me doubt it.
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 226d
I guess the Nazi couldn't shoot because he was missing his trigger finger.
zergtoshi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 226d
Those ICE cowards never roam alone; their nazi buddies would've pulled the triigger...
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 226d
Maybe the fascists shouldn't have their hands near people's faces. Their job is to enforce misdemeanor violations. They shouldn't have guns and shouldn't be relying on physical assault to enforce an almost nothing charge
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 226d
Shut the fuck up.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 226d
Shit the fuck up and get to Nazi choppin.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 226d
I hate cannibalism, buuuut....
If it's an ICE agent, they suddenly seem real yummy.
TassieTosser@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 226d
It's cool. Nazis aren't people so it can't be cannibalism.
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 226d
They are people, dehumanising them doesn't help anyone....
And most people can learn to commit the same harms, it's a failing of human psychology, not individual morality....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 225d
They are people who excused themselves from humanity.