This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop.
We're going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie.
The book is perfect: It's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money.
Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:
- "Buy" the book (it's free)
- Share this post and get other people to "buy" the book.
That's it.
(Link is here in case your Lemmy client stripped out the other ones: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H . If it's not free, try buying from Amazon.CA)
Please share! Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.
25 Comments
Dhar@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 187d
Ok, which one of you did this?
TacoJohn44@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 186d
This fucking got me. I'm still sitting here giggling over this book cover.
Dhar@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 186d
Then my work here is done. flies away
protist@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 187d
Love this review: " Unlike Melania's convention speech, this book is a completely original piece."
nixienox@piefed.social · 15 pts · 187d
Ok, I did it for you. I haven't bought any Kindle books in over a year so I feel icky but at least I paid $0 for it.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 187d
JD Boehninger is SUCH an awesome name lmao
iamthetot@piefed.ca · 14 pts · 187d
Nah. I don't want anything to do with her or amazon, even in jest.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 187d
lmao
theskyisfalling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 187d
You are still giving both Amazon and her name traffic. Remember the old adage of no publicity is bad publicity, so fuck that. Amazon pages alone will never dirty my devices, this isn't really the zing you think it is......
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d
Oh my fucking god, this is a goddamned gem. Trolling master level.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 187d
I did my part!
Waphles@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 186d
Maybe just reference the book and it’s details on her Wikipedia page
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 187d
Here but for the grace of God, I go.. Alright.. I'm in.
ianjs@aus.social · 5 pts · 187d
@mulcahey
It's at # 14 when I searched. Spreading this everywhere I can. 😆
mulcahey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 187d
INCREDIBLE!!!
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 187d
Done… and I’m frightened that I might actually read it…
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 187d
I'd expect we'd rather find one fic on AO3 that's about Melania witnessing Demente go for the big, beautiful Bill, if you get what I mean, and we make that famous.
veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 186d
Alternatively, I found this pretty fine selection of stories ft. Melania Trump:
Share them. Make them known. Make them enjoyed. Make them a fucking search term result.
dkppunk@piefed.social · 4 pts · 187d
I have contributed to this act of trolling and I fully approve 😆
Dupelet@piefed.social · 3 pts · 186d
Sadly, the ebook isn't available in my region
tanquist@masto.ai · 3 pts · 187d
@mulcahey
That was a fun. It costs nothing to "buy" the eBook.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 187d
Probably easier to get it to redirect to Melenia, Blade of Miquella's Fextralife page by simply editing the wiki to change "Melenia" to "Melania."
Nobody would wanna solo her, tho.
Cur1s82@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 187d
It costs ~$7 in Canada, almost worth it :)
mulcahey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 187d
Make sure you're buying the ebook, not the paperback! Folks are saying the ebook is free
Cur1s82@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 187d
Indeed! I always miss that when checking on books, might need to power on my Kindle :)