The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. Once the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.
I apologize for the crudeness, what I mean to say is just because a part of you touches something that touched something else doesn't mean that the second thing touches the same thing as the first thing.
I guess a less rude analogy would have been, "If you put a ladle into hot soup, did you burn your finger?"
Correction: There is a scenario where Id eat ass. I'm not going to give it up, because if it happens it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. And nobody cares either way.
43 Comments
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 82 pts · 196d
I’ve never been ashamed of or regretted licking ass.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 51 pts · 196d
Found the dog. /s
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 196d
So uh, you busy later?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 195d
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 195d
I too have never been asshamed for licking ass
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
you've never drunk 14 beers at chilis, huh
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 196d
The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 196d
Pretty sure tongue cells regen pretty quickly, it might be shorter?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 196d
Burn your tongue on a pizza roll, they'll be gone quick
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 196d
what about capsaican? can i sweat everything out with a billion capsaicans?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 196d
This made me picture someone panting so hard their tongue was flopping like a dogs tongue out the car window wearing off skin cells
udon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d
The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. Once the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.
There is no escape.
syaochan@feddit.it · 9 pts · 196d
Tongue of Theseus
udon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
It's a classic
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 196d
If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?
udon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
Am I the twin of myself 7 years ago?
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
I apologize for the crudeness, what I mean to say is just because a part of you touches something that touched something else doesn't mean that the second thing touches the same thing as the first thing.
I guess a less rude analogy would have been, "If you put a ladle into hot soup, did you burn your finger?"
udon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
We're just having a totally sincere intellectual deliberation here about the Tongue of Theseus conundrum
Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 195d
By that logic every cell in your body has touched a cell (that has touched a cell)^n that has touched ass
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 196d
I really shouldn’t have let go of the girl that was into doing that to me
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 196d
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 196d
Well now I want MC Hammer to record a song about how you can't take back all times you licked his butthole.
Maybe it's a colab with Sir Mix-a-Lot.
GreenDust@lemmings.world · 26 pts · 196d
I LIKE
LICKED
BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 21 pts · 196d
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, it gets TONGUE
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 6 pts · 196d
I want 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double. Mix-a-Lot's in trouble! Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
Skanky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 195d
Ooooh baybee, I wanna get with ya, And lick your sphincta
moistclump@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
Sir Lix-a-Lot
Triton420@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 196d
Isn’t Mc hammer dead
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 196d
No, he's 63
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 196d
are we gonna have to make hammer an abe vigoda website
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 195d
Finally, a use for AI.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 196d
A vintage meme! Nice
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 196d
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 196d
You've rimmed this.
my My MY
My bunghole felt so good
You made me say "oh my lawd"
Thank you for blessing me
With unexpected taint cleanin'
STOP
Felchin' time
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 196d
-Quasar
potoo22@programming.dev · 5 pts · 196d
Mongo is appalled
robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 196d
Yeah but you'll never have that pleasure again
organ@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 196d
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 196d
And this is why I don't eat ass.
Well that and it's ass.
Correction: There is a scenario where Id eat ass. I'm not going to give it up, because if it happens it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. And nobody cares either way.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
one lick and you'll be saying, "this tastes like shit!"
ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml · -2 pts · 196d
This is just fucked up and it shows that people these days don't have a functioning disgust reflex.
nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 196d
Being horny hampers the disgust reflex
yum@lemmy.eco.br · 6 pts · 196d
You can wash your ass, you know
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 196d
If you've never eaten or had your ass eaten, you're missing out.