Second worst reason

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 120 pts · 208d (18 replies)

It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”

This photo also includes spiced rum.

The photographer is having Spam and Spum.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 208d

Thanks, I hate it.

jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 208d (3 replies)

Spaum

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 208d (2 replies)

Sounds like an obscure roman dish

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 5 pts · 208d

nah, Austrian.

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 207d

naw, that's doormice

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 13 pts · 208d

Spum

so that's the first reason !

lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 208d (4 replies)

fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 207d (3 replies)

Ren and Stimpy makes me so uncomfortable after learning that John K. was a groomer pedo. Made all that much worse by him hiring his victim ("intern"), and recording BtS commentary while seated next to her. I was so disgusted by how many times I watched the cartoons and interviews, only to realize in retrospect that what looked like a young animator who was shy while speaking camera was actually a victim being pressured into praising her abuser in front of an audience.

lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 207d (2 replies)

...oh. i had heard he was "controversial" but uh not to that extent.

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 207d (1 reply)

The sad thing is what destroyed his career was more his inability to meet deadlines than any form of sexual misconduct.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 207d

Supposedly, he wasn't a perpetrator of sexual misconduct at that time, even though accounts from that time sure look like he was. Then again, even if he were victimizing minors, so was anyone who held any power at Nickelodeon at the time. So, firing him for anything other than deadlines would have caused an explosion of blowback.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 208d

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 208d

Common misconception. Spam is actually short for "is this SuPposed to be hAM?"

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 208d (1 reply)

So what is Rum made from corn called?

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 207d

Com

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 208d (1 reply)

The Soviets during WWII called Spam "second front" because they were a little tetchy about having to fight Hitler mostly by themselves for most of their part of the war.

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 9 pts · 208d

Guess they shouldn't have made an alliance with Hitler.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 207d

It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”

SPAM is written as an acronym, for SpeCially ProCessed AmericAn Meat.

CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 55 pts · 208d (4 replies)

This person packed captain Morgan’s to drink neat, and spam.

I do not want to go camping with this gastronomist.

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 11 pts · 208d

You don’t know … it could be rum and coke in that spam glass 💀

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 208d

I'd rather be camping with this guy than the guy who brings everything and makes biscuits and gravy for breakfast.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 207d (1 reply)

I dunno, have you ever actually had Spam? It's pretty fucking good believe it or not

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 207d

now you're just spamming this thread

xcutie@linux.community · 37 pts · 208d (2 replies)

Why not just drink straight from the bottle like any other Captain Morgan connaiseur?

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 208d

It's Rum Spam.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 13 pts · 208d

Can't make a post about that

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 208d

They could just drink from the bottle, yes. But, then they wouldn't have the inspiration of the spam cup for afterwards.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 208d (9 replies)

I thought the first worst reason for carving a hole in Spam was to make a weed pipe, but then I realized what OP probably actually meant.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 208d (2 replies)

Ya, it’s fer fuckin’.

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 208d (1 reply)

I read this in Horatio McCallister's voice

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 207d

I wonder if he is canonically related to Kevin McCallister......

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 208d (5 replies)

I 100% guarantee that some stoner has smoked out of a block of spam. I have no idea who that person would be, but I promise that they exist and have done it.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 208d (2 replies)

I've used potatoes and apples personally. Never used Spam because it never occurred to me to do so.

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 207d

a banana, fits the shape. and can be used for a scale

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 207d

Contadina tomato paste cans!

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 207d

All we know is that they're definitely Appalachian or Hawaiian

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 207d

More likely they made a pipe out of the can. I have certainly smoked weed out of a contadina tomato paste can that we emptied first.

mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 208d

Oh yuck! Maybe something high proof like Wild Turkey so it really burns so you can’t taste shit

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 208d

Everyone gets all judgy until they get rubbed off with warm SPAM, then suddenly it's all "dark corners of the Internet" and raised pulse in the canned meat isle.

U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 208d (14 replies)
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GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 208d (6 replies)

The higher the rank of the sailor on the bottle, the worse the rum.

U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 208d
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 208d (4 replies)

Yeah, General Reginald Longbottom's Genuine Navy Rum is FOUL!

Recruit Rum on the other hand..

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 207d (1 reply)

You know it's bad because Navies have Admirals

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 207d

That's actually the reason for MOST bad things!

Before someone decided that there should be admirals, things were mostly fine everywhere 🤷

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 208d

Poopdeck Rum is the best.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 207d

Seaman Steve's rum kicks ass

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 208d (3 replies)

I think simply being a recognized brand automatically qualifies it as middle shelf, but I might be wrong 🤷

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 207d (2 replies)

No chance, Aristocrat would like a word. And Burnette's and Vladimir are here to back them up lmao.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Are those bottom shelf? Top shelf? I've never heard of any of them 🤷

Granted, I'm far from an expert, but by "recognized brand", I meant "brand so well-known that people who know as little or even less than me know of it"

Like your Smirnoffs, your Jack Daniels, your José Cuervos etc etc.

The kind of shit people who don't know what to ask for ask for 😉

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 207d

They come in plastic bottles, count yourself lucky you haven't heard of them lol, but they're all very well known and far below "middle shelf."

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 6 pts · 208d

"Spiced Rum"

Swill you would never touch if its actual taste wasn't covered by additives.

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 208d

The label says premium, so...

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 208d

It's gotta be like the 3rd shelf from the bottom because Caribba exists... And there's shit worse than Caribba.

MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 208d

How is this not OK when rum ham is considered a delicacy?

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 208d

First is to eat it.

Third is to fuck it.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 207d

Bruh. Eat the spam, now can is cup. Pour small amount, now cup is shot glass.

ivanovsky@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 208d

If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 208d (1 reply)

That comes after_

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 207d

I too get horny after I smoke

cpaq47@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Also, who brings a shit glass camping?

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 207d

The scout motto is, "Be Prepared." They never said for what.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 207d

First worst reason: pipe fittings.

phantomwormhole@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 208d

That's amateur hour. Whip out a jar of peanut butter and go wild!

twack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 207d (1 reply)

That spam is sliced in half.

There are two of these heathens.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 207d

Or he saved the other half for the first worst reason…

trslim@pawb.social · 2 pts · 208d (1 reply)

I know what the first reason is because of Fallout New Vegas :(

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 207d

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