Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.
Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.
It already has the drain topper removed for easier log stomping. How considerate! Make sure to thank your host because that is some grade A hospitality.
40 Comments
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 84 pts · 194d
Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 194d
Imagine showing up for a group pee and peeing less than a litre?? Stuff of nightmares
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 194d
Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.
Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 194d
They're chugging water because it's a 3 way ladder elimination event. If you make it through you'd best have enough piss for the next round.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 193d
Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.
Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 194d
maybe the fediverse was a mistake
Una@europe.pub · 33 pts · 194d
It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss
TxzK@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 194d
Is it really though?
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 7 pts · 194d
Yes, yes definitely.
But I don't kink shame, that's just my opinion.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 194d
Nice try. We all know you have
23 dickseinlander@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 194d
Look again, there are 3 streams.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 194d
Holy mother of clear streams
BaraCoded@literature.cafe · 16 pts · 194d
"Me n the homes licking the c*m off each other's face cuz we're not gay"
Denjin@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 194d
You can say cum
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 194d
Might be gay tho
BaraCoded@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 193d
Nah, they said 'no homo' after the wedding
janNatan@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 193d
This is just fetish content.
Not a complaint, though.
Mac@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 193d
I can feel the splash from here.
gray@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 194d
This is a pisspost
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 194d
You don't play swords? What's wrong with you?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 193d
Three words: total protonic reversal.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 7 pts · 194d
Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 193d
feet are often cleaner than hands
Zoot@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 192d
If you wear socks maybe
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 192d
Doubt
jayy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 194d
What I want to know is what happened when the stream inevitably got shorter and they couldn’t stand at that distance forever lol
moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 193d
Remember the spaghetti scene in Disney's "Lady and the Tramp"?
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 193d
dicks kiss
Gladaed@feddit.org · 5 pts · 193d
God damn it. This does look to be faked too well. Please tell me it is not real.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 192d
!sinkpissers@lemmy.whatever unite!
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 194d
This is one of those images that just makes me more uncomfortable the more I look at it.
Good job piss poster
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 194d
It already has the drain topper removed for easier log stomping. How considerate! Make sure to thank your host because that is some grade A hospitality.
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 194d
Crossing streams just causes an explosion (see the supernatural documentary Ghostbusters), if your balls touch, that's what makes you gay.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 193d
Snaitary fixtures are not load-bearing installations.
undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 194d
Hydrohomies would be proud
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 2 pts · 194d
dont get caught up in the.. CROSSFIRE!!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 193d
Didn't I see you smashing a bunch of eggs on YouTube?
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 194d
If the next guest would only know what happened in that sink. Do this at home in your own sink you cowards
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 194d
Is he falling over backwards?
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 1 pts · 194d
Was the bathtub occupied?