I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said "we'll just chip away at it".
My health tip is remove plastics from your kitchen as heating, cooling, flexing, even gentle abrasion puts microplastics all over the surfaces and your food.
Then get rid of all your clothing, sheets, etc that are made of plastic fibers (polyester, nylon, acrylic) as every time you move or wash them it geterates microplastics for you to inhale or otherwise consume and live amongst.
Surprising advantages include feeling a comfortable temperature as organic fibers are far better for regulating temperature and moisture, less skin irritation, infections and acne too.
Washing his hands after brushing his hair. Cleaning the top of his natty ice before chugging. Disposing of his scabs in a proper container. Bleaching his wifebeaters weekly. Flossing after every cigarette.
It's very "My name is Prince Andrew and I cannot sweat"
RFK's "brainworm" was just an excuse to pay less alimony to his ex-wife, because he claimed that it reduced the income he could make.
The only proof of the worm is RFK saying that it existed, but he claims that his brain fixed itself two years later, and he's all better.
His ex-wife he died by way of suicide by then, so he no longer needed to claim that he had reduced capacity in order to pay her less.
If you read the book "Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and the Dark Side of the Dream" it outlines how he was cheating on his ex-wife, sexually assaulting the babysitter, and would often tell his ex-wife that she should kill herself.
It would be better if he did actually have a brainworm, but it's more likely that he's just the kind of monster that would become part of Trump's circle.
57 Comments
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 206d
Sugar-free Jagerbombs
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 42 pts · 206d
Quality time with underage ladies?
kurikai@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 206d
children
sober_monk@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 206d
I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said "we'll just chip away at it".
I'm guessing this meeting went along those lines.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 204d
What, you fucking hate hospitality now?
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 35 pts · 206d
his goddamn TV too high havin' ass
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 206d
You don't know how high his couch is. That shit has its own ladder.
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 206d
The real healthy habit is always in the comments.
modus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d
He's still gotta have a lower TV for the groundlings.
Brkdncr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 206d
Fake plants too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d
its fine if you want to watch tv while cooking in the (meth) kitchen what looks like its across the room from the tv.
ok it's still way too high for even that goddam tv too high havin ass could put an entire goddam tv under it and still fuckin tv
MushuChupacabra@piefed.world · 34 pts · 206d
sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 206d
How do so many rock stars look like they would fit outside an Alabama 7-eleven?
Justin Beiber, for instance. He looks like he got this suit at Goodwill
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 58 pts · 206d
I didn't know Beiber was so tiny that he could get photographed next to a GPU like this.
Meshuggah333@piefed.world · 4 pts · 206d
Thx for the laugh 😄Â
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 205d
so absurd lmao
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 206d
What exactly is wrong with this suit, besides the fact that anyone is expected to wear one, ever?
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 206d
Bei- sounds very different from Bie- but somehow this seems to be a typical struggle with German names in North America.
I wish he was called Biber. That would mean beaver.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d
wait i could have sworn it was Bieber. fucking mandela
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 205d
No, it is, you are right. I was citing the mistaken spelling from above, to point it out.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d
thank you for letting me know. it has been a week and if justin byeber suddenly becomes a pop star i'm going to find you
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 205d
who is justice beaver?
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 205d
Must be a playable character in one of those hero shooters
bulwark@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 206d
Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 206d
Looks like it's an old pedophilic rock next to some melted cheese.
CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 206d
tburkhol@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 206d
So I should tell my fitness watch I'm doing cardio before I light up? Move those heartbeats from 'stress' to 'healthy.'
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 206d
This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn't be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately
BanMe@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 206d
RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person's skin out of those clothes before he put them on.
Kid rock looks like -- well let's be real, that's the first book he's ever held.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 205d
thats why he wants to take kid rocks skin.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 205d
his home is a midscale restaurant pretending to be fancy?
you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 205d
That's Kid Rock now? What the fuck he turned into Jeff Foxworthy.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d
That's who I thought it was before reading
Leather@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 206d
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks "healthy" habits.
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks "healthy" habits.
I'm calling in a welfare check on everyone who works for The Onion.
BruisedMoose@piefed.social · 15 pts · 205d
Kid Rock shows off his entire library alongside RFK Jr.
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 205d
Of all the ways to hold a book that is definitely one of the ones that says you are illiterate.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 205d
This picture is brimming with "Beavis and Butthead" energy.
oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 204d
kboos1@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 206d
You might be a pedo if you hangout with RFKj
agingelderly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 206d
Well you definitely are a pedo if you hang out with kid rock soo
Edit: wait are you calling him Jeff Foxworthy? Lmao
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 206d
My health tip is remove plastics from your kitchen as heating, cooling, flexing, even gentle abrasion puts microplastics all over the surfaces and your food.
Then get rid of all your clothing, sheets, etc that are made of plastic fibers (polyester, nylon, acrylic) as every time you move or wash them it geterates microplastics for you to inhale or otherwise consume and live amongst.
Surprising advantages include feeling a comfortable temperature as organic fibers are far better for regulating temperature and moisture, less skin irritation, infections and acne too.
ameancow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 205d
100%
tehn00bi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d
Yeah I started doing this over a decade ago.
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 205d
No plastic in your balls
wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 205d
I've heard that Kid Rock's habits are "mandatory".
(If you get that, I'm very sorry.)
STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d
That song's the worst part of rewatching Osmosis Jones, for sure.
Hayduke@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 206d
Washing his hands after brushing his hair. Cleaning the top of his natty ice before chugging. Disposing of his scabs in a proper container. Bleaching his wifebeaters weekly. Flossing after every cigarette.
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 206d
Drinking menstrual blood from underage girls.
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 205d
Man RFK sure likes hanging out with pedophiles...
redbrick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 206d
I bet they both got enough protein from each other...suck that protein buddy...harder B!!!!!
multifariace@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d
Meth-laced newports and Natty Ice?
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 204d
What I love about Kennedy is his complete lack of ability to hide his disgust, even for a single photograph.
ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 206d
That TV with dead rams on each side of it is what Kid Rock yells at when he is watching Fox and hears about bud light controversies.
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d
Afaik Kid Rock doesn't have a brainworm.
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 204d
It's very "My name is Prince Andrew and I cannot sweat"
RFK's "brainworm" was just an excuse to pay less alimony to his ex-wife, because he claimed that it reduced the income he could make.
The only proof of the worm is RFK saying that it existed, but he claims that his brain fixed itself two years later, and he's all better.
His ex-wife he died by way of suicide by then, so he no longer needed to claim that he had reduced capacity in order to pay her less.
If you read the book "Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and the Dark Side of the Dream" it outlines how he was cheating on his ex-wife, sexually assaulting the babysitter, and would often tell his ex-wife that she should kill herself.
It would be better if he did actually have a brainworm, but it's more likely that he's just the kind of monster that would become part of Trump's circle.
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 204d
Yeah but it's funnier to say he has a brainworm.
EurekaStockade@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d
The jury is still out on that
oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 204d
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d
Kid Rock is a well known coke head
tino_408@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d
https://youtube.com/shorts/D-evL4Ljbs8
lol