What are some of Kid Rock's healthy habits?

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AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 206d

Sugar-free Jagerbombs

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 42 pts · 206d (1 reply)

Quality time with underage ladies?

kurikai@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 206d

children

sober_monk@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 206d (1 reply)

I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said "we'll just chip away at it".

I'm guessing this meeting went along those lines.

Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 204d

What, you fucking hate hospitality now?

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 35 pts · 206d (5 replies)

his goddamn TV too high havin' ass

emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 206d (2 replies)

You don't know how high his couch is. That shit has its own ladder.

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 206d

The real healthy habit is always in the comments.

modus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d

He's still gotta have a lower TV for the groundlings.

Brkdncr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 206d

Fake plants too.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d

its fine if you want to watch tv while cooking in the (meth) kitchen what looks like its across the room from the tv.

ok it's still way too high for even that goddam tv too high havin ass could put an entire goddam tv under it and still fuckin tv

MushuChupacabra@piefed.world · 34 pts · 206d (11 replies)

sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 206d (10 replies)

How do so many rock stars look like they would fit outside an Alabama 7-eleven?

Justin Beiber, for instance. He looks like he got this suit at Goodwill

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 58 pts · 206d (2 replies)

I didn't know Beiber was so tiny that he could get photographed next to a GPU like this.

Meshuggah333@piefed.world · 4 pts · 206d

Thx for the laugh 😄 

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 205d

so absurd lmao

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 206d

What exactly is wrong with this suit, besides the fact that anyone is expected to wear one, ever?

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 206d (5 replies)

Justin Beiber

Bei- sounds very different from Bie- but somehow this seems to be a typical struggle with German names in North America.

I wish he was called Biber. That would mean beaver.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d (2 replies)

wait i could have sworn it was Bieber. fucking mandela

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 205d (1 reply)

No, it is, you are right. I was citing the mistaken spelling from above, to point it out.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d

thank you for letting me know. it has been a week and if justin byeber suddenly becomes a pop star i'm going to find you

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 205d (1 reply)

who is justice beaver?

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 205d

Must be a playable character in one of those hero shooters

bulwark@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 206d

Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 206d

Looks like it's an old pedophilic rock next to some melted cheese.

CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 206d (1 reply)
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tburkhol@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 206d

So I should tell my fitness watch I'm doing cardio before I light up? Move those heartbeats from 'stress' to 'healthy.'

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 206d

This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn't be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately

BanMe@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 206d (1 reply)

RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person's skin out of those clothes before he put them on.

Kid rock looks like -- well let's be real, that's the first book he's ever held.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 205d

thats why he wants to take kid rocks skin.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 205d

his home is a midscale restaurant pretending to be fancy?

you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 205d (1 reply)

That's Kid Rock now? What the fuck he turned into Jeff Foxworthy.

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 205d

That's who I thought it was before reading

Leather@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 206d

RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks "healthy" habits.

RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks "healthy" habits.

I'm calling in a welfare check on everyone who works for The Onion.

BruisedMoose@piefed.social · 15 pts · 205d

Kid Rock shows off his entire library alongside RFK Jr.

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 205d

Of all the ways to hold a book that is definitely one of the ones that says you are illiterate.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 205d (1 reply)

This picture is brimming with "Beavis and Butthead" energy.

oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 204d
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kboos1@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 206d (1 reply)

You might be a pedo if you hangout with RFKj

agingelderly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 206d

Well you definitely are a pedo if you hang out with kid rock soo

Edit: wait are you calling him Jeff Foxworthy? Lmao

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 206d (4 replies)

My health tip is remove plastics from your kitchen as heating, cooling, flexing, even gentle abrasion puts microplastics all over the surfaces and your food.

Then get rid of all your clothing, sheets, etc that are made of plastic fibers (polyester, nylon, acrylic) as every time you move or wash them it geterates microplastics for you to inhale or otherwise consume and live amongst.

Surprising advantages include feeling a comfortable temperature as organic fibers are far better for regulating temperature and moisture, less skin irritation, infections and acne too.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d (1 reply)
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ryannathans@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 205d

100%

tehn00bi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d (1 reply)

Yeah I started doing this over a decade ago.

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 205d

No plastic in your balls

wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 205d (1 reply)

I've heard that Kid Rock's habits are "mandatory".

(If you get that, I'm very sorry.)

STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 205d

That song's the worst part of rewatching Osmosis Jones, for sure.

Hayduke@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 206d

Washing his hands after brushing his hair. Cleaning the top of his natty ice before chugging. Disposing of his scabs in a proper container. Bleaching his wifebeaters weekly. Flossing after every cigarette.

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 206d

Drinking menstrual blood from underage girls.

Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 205d

Man RFK sure likes hanging out with pedophiles...

redbrick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 206d

I bet they both got enough protein from each other...suck that protein buddy...harder B!!!!!

multifariace@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 205d

Meth-laced newports and Natty Ice?

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 204d

What I love about Kennedy is his complete lack of ability to hide his disgust, even for a single photograph.

ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 206d

That TV with dead rams on each side of it is what Kid Rock yells at when he is watching Fox and hears about bud light controversies.

AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 205d (3 replies)

Afaik Kid Rock doesn't have a brainworm.

DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 204d (1 reply)

It's very "My name is Prince Andrew and I cannot sweat"

RFK's "brainworm" was just an excuse to pay less alimony to his ex-wife, because he claimed that it reduced the income he could make.

The only proof of the worm is RFK saying that it existed, but he claims that his brain fixed itself two years later, and he's all better.
His ex-wife he died by way of suicide by then, so he no longer needed to claim that he had reduced capacity in order to pay her less.

If you read the book "Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and the Dark Side of the Dream" it outlines how he was cheating on his ex-wife, sexually assaulting the babysitter, and would often tell his ex-wife that she should kill herself.

It would be better if he did actually have a brainworm, but it's more likely that he's just the kind of monster that would become part of Trump's circle.

AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 204d

Yeah but it's funnier to say he has a brainworm.

EurekaStockade@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 204d

The jury is still out on that

oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 204d
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sturmblast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 204d

Kid Rock is a well known coke head

tino_408@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d