RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum
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43 Comments
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 60 pts · 196d
Fun fact, the act of putting ginger up someone's bum was historically used as in torture, however it is now a part of BDSM communities.
It's called Figging.
I've never really had the opportunity to mention this random bit of knowledge before, as believe it or not the subject has never come up before. Thanks, RFK. Jr. Sort of.
Leather@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 196d
You need to peel the ginger first!
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 196d
You can just use your teeth for that, it provides antioxidants or something. Starts to taste a bit funny after subsequent peelings, though.
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 196d
Because of the bowel interaction?
Johnmannesca@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
No, more likely the growth inhibitors markets use
hector@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 196d
I know one I wish I didn't, about why you can find cannisters of nitric oxide at porn stores. (You get crackers and baloons and you inhale the nitric oxide, laughing gas, we used to do it when tripping and smoking green bud, it would seemingly last a few minutes in those situations and not just 1 minute like the whippets which are an expensive way to do it.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 196d
Poppers is what they call those little black bottles with the caps, which folks in the gay community sniff. Relaxes the bum hole.
I've not ever tried them myself, since I'm a top anyway, however it's popularly known around gay pubs and the like.
squidman64@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
Nitric oxide and nitrous oxide are two different things
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 177d
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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 196d
A woefully underserved porn category
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 196d
see also: the pear of anguish
homes@piefed.world · 52 pts · 196d
Having stuck many things up my ass, I’m simply not comfortable taking advice from this guy
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 196d
Being somewhat sane I'm simply not comfortable taking advice from this guy.
klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol · 39 pts · 197d
Roses are red
He wants us to respect him
But:
beveradb@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 197d
*Butt:
ScientifficDoggo@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 196d
He keeps shoving steaks in his rectum.
SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 196d
Yougurt lubed steak!
klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol · 4 pts · 196d
Y'know. Imagining the texture of yogurt covering the texture of steak anywhere near that area of my body is horrifying. Thanks, I hate it xD
moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 196d
It's got what buttholes crave
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 196d
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 196d
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 196d
I mean, all things considered...it's not necessarily giving bad advice. It suggests using a condom, and attaching a safety string to some vegetables so you don't lose them, and how to carve a flared base in your cucumber to give it that butt-plug shape. Could do worse.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 196d
Just... No. If you carve a cucumber, the base will fall off. And a string is insufficient and can slip.
This is worse than obviously bad advice. It's bad advice that's believable by the inexperienced.
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 196d
That's where the fishing technique recommendations it makes come into play.
village604@adultswim.fan · 11 pts · 196d
It's just Eric Cartman pretending to be AI.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 196d
Ass burgers?
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 196d
Now I'm sad he didn't use a burger in that episode.
heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 196d
Apparently apples are not suggested, they could lead to brain worms
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 196d
@grok, is stuffing a sealed jar of food up my ass just as good as stuffing raw produce up my ass?
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 196d
One man one jar
einlander@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d
Man vs jar
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 196d
I loved that show.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 196d
Hey at least it’s not pedonazi shit we hear from these guys…just this once.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 196d
Nothing about pineapples?
sunbytes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 195d
Does anyone have an unpaywalled version or the text?
I have zero information about what's going on.
Also maybe there's someone else who covered it?
None of the usual paywall removers seem to work on it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 196d
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GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 196d
*when asked what foods are best to insert into your rectum
csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 4 pts · 196d
In his defense, the products are chosen solely for their nutritional value and absolutely not for "deviant reasons" as he'd say
Evotech@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 196d
It’s just ChatGPT isn’t it Or grok maybe
vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 196d
It would be grok for sure.
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 196d
Beef lobby??
Lol
Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 196d
Cool as a cucumber, as the saying goes. Boner points for the B Vitamins!
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
I could see RFK doing this