RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum

https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/

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JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 60 pts · 196d (10 replies)

Fun fact, the act of putting ginger up someone's bum was historically used as in torture, however it is now a part of BDSM communities.
It's called Figging.

I've never really had the opportunity to mention this random bit of knowledge before, as believe it or not the subject has never come up before. Thanks, RFK. Jr. Sort of.

Leather@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 196d (3 replies)

You need to peel the ginger first!

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 196d (2 replies)

You can just use your teeth for that, it provides antioxidants or something. Starts to taste a bit funny after subsequent peelings, though.

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Starts to taste a bit funny after subsequent peelings

Because of the bowel interaction?

Johnmannesca@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d

No, more likely the growth inhibitors markets use

hector@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 196d (3 replies)

I know one I wish I didn't, about why you can find cannisters of nitric oxide at porn stores. (You get crackers and baloons and you inhale the nitric oxide, laughing gas, we used to do it when tripping and smoking green bud, it would seemingly last a few minutes in those situations and not just 1 minute like the whippets which are an expensive way to do it.

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 196d

Poppers is what they call those little black bottles with the caps, which folks in the gay community sniff. Relaxes the bum hole.
I've not ever tried them myself, since I'm a top anyway, however it's popularly known around gay pubs and the like.

squidman64@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d

Nitric oxide and nitrous oxide are two different things

rain_worl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 177d

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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 196d

A woefully underserved porn category

tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 196d

see also: the pear of anguish

homes@piefed.world · 52 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Having stuck many things up my ass, I’m simply not comfortable taking advice from this guy

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 196d

Being somewhat sane I'm simply not comfortable taking advice from this guy.

klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol · 39 pts · 197d (5 replies)

Roses are red

He wants us to respect him

But:

beveradb@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 197d

*Butt:

ScientifficDoggo@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 196d (3 replies)

He keeps shoving steaks in his rectum.

SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 196d (2 replies)

Yougurt lubed steak!

klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol · 4 pts · 196d

Y'know. Imagining the texture of yogurt covering the texture of steak anywhere near that area of my body is horrifying. Thanks, I hate it xD

moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 196d

It's got what buttholes crave

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 196d

the paramedic guy from tiktok

crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 196d

404 Media’s Sam Cole wanted to make sure that I noted that an image of a banana shown in the cut “is way too ripe for this, never gonna work,” and “sorry just to be clear exactly none of these are good for putting in your ass. Like please say that. This is not only funny it’s straight up bad advice. You’re going to lose a cuke in your ass if you do what this thing says.”

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 196d (2 replies)

I mean, all things considered...it's not necessarily giving bad advice. It suggests using a condom, and attaching a safety string to some vegetables so you don't lose them, and how to carve a flared base in your cucumber to give it that butt-plug shape. Could do worse.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Just... No. If you carve a cucumber, the base will fall off. And a string is insufficient and can slip.

This is worse than obviously bad advice. It's bad advice that's believable by the inexperienced.

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 196d

That's where the fishing technique recommendations it makes come into play.

village604@adultswim.fan · 11 pts · 196d (2 replies)

It's just Eric Cartman pretending to be AI.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Ass burgers?

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 196d

Now I'm sad he didn't use a burger in that episode.

heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 196d

Apparently apples are not suggested, they could lead to brain worms

Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 196d (3 replies)

@grok, is stuffing a sealed jar of food up my ass just as good as stuffing raw produce up my ass?

quick_snail@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 196d

One man one jar

einlander@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Man vs jar

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 196d

I loved that show.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 196d

Hey at least it’s not pedonazi shit we hear from these guys…just this once.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 196d

Nothing about pineapples?

sunbytes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 195d

Does anyone have an unpaywalled version or the text?

I have zero information about what's going on.

Also maybe there's someone else who covered it?

None of the usual paywall removers seem to work on it.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 196d

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GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 196d

*when asked what foods are best to insert into your rectum

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 4 pts · 196d

In his defense, the products are chosen solely for their nutritional value and absolutely not for "deviant reasons" as he'd say

Evotech@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 196d (1 reply)

It’s just ChatGPT isn’t it Or grok maybe

vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 196d

It would be grok for sure.

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 196d

Beef lobby??

Lol

Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 196d

Cool as a cucumber, as the saying goes. Boner points for the B Vitamins!

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d

I could see RFK doing this