I wish democrats had a spine and a sense of humor... I'd say "OK I'll take the unfreeze and I promise to name the airport after you, put it in writing and we will do this deal".
then announce the new "Trump is in the Epstein files" airport.
Those are huge infrastructure projects that take many years. They won’t get finished until he’s out of office or finally transfers to the afterlife. “sure, we’ll put your name on it … when we’re done”
Naw. I want him babbling incoherently about trump-This at the Trump-that with trump-sauce over the trump steaks, thinking they just renamed everything to "trump-whatever".... as we all go on completely ignoring him.
Edit:
although, I would be okay with renaming United Site Services to "Trump PortaShitters"
To be fair it wouldn't be worse than being named after that warmonger Dulles who wanted to enter Vietnam in the 50's to help the French maintain colonialism and helped destroy Iran and Guatemala.
Lol. Anyone who doesn't get it, already isn't going to get it because his name is on more stuff. If anything that just legitimizes him more in their eyes.
I just left a big trump in the toilet. I still only needed one flush though, so I need to revisit the food funnel again to make sure I'm getting my needed food.
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TheFogan@programming.dev · 39 pts · 191d
I wish democrats had a spine and a sense of humor... I'd say "OK I'll take the unfreeze and I promise to name the airport after you, put it in writing and we will do this deal".
then announce the new "Trump is in the Epstein files" airport.
nightmare786@leminal.space · 14 pts · 191d
or even just President Pedophile Airport
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 191d
Might be a LITTLE awkward for the people who work there but they'll manage 🤷
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 191d
Why not?
Maybe because everything he slaps his name on collapses and dies.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 191d
I’ve a better idea.
Let’s not change the name but tell him we did anyway.
AA5B@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 191d
Those are huge infrastructure projects that take many years. They won’t get finished until he’s out of office or finally transfers to the afterlife. “sure, we’ll put your name on it … when we’re done”
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 191d
Naw. I want him babbling incoherently about trump-This at the Trump-that with trump-sauce over the trump steaks, thinking they just renamed everything to "trump-whatever".... as we all go on completely ignoring him.
Edit: although, I would be okay with renaming United Site Services to "Trump PortaShitters"
Ancalagon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 191d
Spent the last 30 years raping kids willy nilly while being protected. Why not? Seems like an accurate assessment.
Patrikvo@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 191d
Guess he's completely aladeen. Has he complained about the nuclear missles not being pointy yet?
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 191d
It's not like Dulles was a great guy but the Democrats should offer Trump Reagan International in exchange for no more ICE masks.
the_wise_wolf@feddit.org · 8 pts · 191d
As your doctor I have to tell you, you are HIV-Trump.
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 191d
😃😢😃😢😃
dirthawker0@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 191d
Anything to distract from the Epstein Trump files...
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 191d
Peen Station
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 191d
To be fair it wouldn't be worse than being named after that warmonger Dulles who wanted to enter Vietnam in the 50's to help the French maintain colonialism and helped destroy Iran and Guatemala.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 191d
Let him. Let him name everything after himself. At some point it will sink in what he is.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 191d
Lol. Anyone who doesn't get it, already isn't going to get it because his name is on more stuff. If anything that just legitimizes him more in their eyes.
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 191d
Would be pretty funny considering how much a POS Dulles was too
Spesknight@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 191d
Penn(entrate) Trump Station and Dull(es) Trump Airport
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d
Why not name the whole country after him at this point.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 190d
I prefer medical terms. That worked for Santorum.
"Oh, that spicy food last night gave me bad Trumperhea" or "I thought it was just a fart, but I trumped myself"
"dude, it was an easy win, but you really trumped the bed".
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 190d
redlemace@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 191d
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 191d
I just left a big trump in the toilet. I still only needed one flush though, so I need to revisit the food funnel again to make sure I'm getting my needed food.