If meth, which is a stimulant, makes you gay. Then heroin, which is a depressant, should make you straight again. A speedball will make you bi since it contains both stimulants and depressants, or it could turn you trans so that the gay from the stimulant will become straight from the depressant.
31 Comments
postnataldrip@lemmy.world · 153 pts · 202d
The only thing I believe about this is that meth was involved
AlolanYoda@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 202d
Fake AND gay? The full package!
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 202d
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 202d
Quan Millz is the best author out there. This hoe got roaches in her crib is a work of art.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 65 pts · 202d
Fake and gay.
itsmistermoon@piefed.social · 7 pts · 202d
Yeah that's his problem, pay more attention please /s
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 59 pts · 202d
If meth, which is a stimulant, makes you gay. Then heroin, which is a depressant, should make you straight again. A speedball will make you bi since it contains both stimulants and depressants, or it could turn you trans so that the gay from the stimulant will become straight from the depressant.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 202d
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 202d
I am Aurther, king of the Britons
CottyCat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 202d
King of the who?
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 202d
Smoke more meth
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 53 pts · 202d
It’s true if you smoke two meths it reverses the gay polarity.
GreenDust@lemmings.world · 28 pts · 202d
Smoke two meths before you smoke two meths, and then you smoke two more.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 11 pts · 202d
Then you’ll be smashing more pussy than a mississippian at a family reunion.
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 202d
You should do that both in times of peace, and in times of war.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 202d
Only if you cross the pipes!
mvirts@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 202d
The crazy part is this post might actually keep a select group of people away from meth
Mac@mander.xyz · 23 pts · 202d
Wow, two weeks is generous!
sundray@lemmus.org · 20 pts · 202d
She's not reluctant to break up with boyfriend, she's reluctant to break up with a meth connection.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 20 pts · 202d
Praying should be about as effective as the meth.
quoll@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 202d
https://theonion.com/new-anti-smoking-ads-warn-teens-its-gay-to-smoke-1819594854/
bless@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 202d
You're hetero when I say you're hetero
1dalm@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 202d
Things that didn't happen.
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 202d
Well the opposite of meth is heroin.......
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 202d
Time to test the double luge teams for meth!
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 202d
There's only one proven way to get the gayness out and that's by having as much gay sex as possible.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 202d
You're not Gay just because your weenie won't work. Gay weenies work just fine. That's why Gay is so popular.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 202d
Oh my!
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 202d
I don't understand there's plenty of gay men married to women. Have you heard of this subs moderators?
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 198d
I once knew a lesbian who would go straight while drunk
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 202d
Nyan, you sound like you're bi