I can't tell if that's the legit size of the hat, or, while still comically large... It's been "enhanced" for extra humour (like kirks small face edits).
Like the internal rim that should sit on her head looks too wide to r free sitting on her head the way it is
Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn't work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it's filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.
Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I've already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!
That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.
Not a problem if you already walk around Costco full mast. Got some wondeful memories of many moments of passion in the Costco restrooms finding out just how many $1 hotdogs I could fit into my rectum. Just try going soft with half a dozen of those delicious meat tubes all up in you.
46 Comments
Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 191d
That face says, “I know it’s a stupid hat, but I’m rich. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?”
yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 191d
I'm getting an "owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome" vibe
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 190d
I can't tell if that's the legit size of the hat, or, while still comically large... It's been "enhanced" for extra humour (like kirks small face edits).
Like the internal rim that should sit on her head looks too wide to r free sitting on her head the way it is
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 20 pts · 191d
Fleshlights are easier to clean after.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 191d
Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn't work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it's filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.
Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I've already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!
FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 191d
That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 191d
Not a problem if you already walk around Costco full mast. Got some wondeful memories of many moments of passion in the Costco restrooms finding out just how many $1 hotdogs I could fit into my rectum. Just try going soft with half a dozen of those delicious meat tubes all up in you.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 191d
Have we tried just stuffing a chicken with hotdogs like instead
deacon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 191d
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d
That’s some Žižek shit right there
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 191d
That's disgusting! What are you, some kind of pervert?
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d
No then I would’ve asked how many hotdogs do we think Zendaya could fit in her hat
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 191d
You can clean them?!?
M137@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 191d
ಠ_ಠ
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 191d
Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 191d
Also, who can afford a Zendaya in THIS economy??
Disclaimer: just being silly, no actual objectification of or disrespect towards Zendaya intended
morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 2 pts · 190d
Rotisserie chickens are pretty cheap, the hat might be thrifted, and the movie might be a matinee
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 190d
Imma pretend its all stolen.
higgsboson@dubvee.org · 13 pts · 191d
She looks baked.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 191d
When you look hot enough to wear whatever
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 191d
It’s funny. It’s a big hat.
FloatingAlong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 190d
Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 190d
Yeah gimme ape tits for, aaaahh, 9000.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 190d
Little known fact, her head fills that entire hat. And it's transparent.
skye@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 190d
is this the virtual insanity i keep hearing of
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 190d
Future is made of it, after all.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 190d
One of my favorite music videos.
warzazel@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 191d
Diese dämlichen Promis gehen mir so auf den Sack mit ihrer albernen Selbstdarstellung
roflavahot@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 191d
Reminds me of when i worked at cinema and there was a massive room under the auditorium FILLED with baby strollers
"Yeah people leave these in here all the time, usually with the fried chicken bucket still inside."
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 191d
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 190d
Is that the pedo-finder general?
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 189d
I wouldn’t put that past Jodorowsky
BanMe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 190d
Wow this meme is 12 years old but was originally Pharrell. I didn't realize fashion was repeating that quickly these days.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d
She's smuggling Tom Holland.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 190d
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 0 pts · 190d
I spy a Shiva Lingam with a Yoni base.
kokesh@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 190d
What the hell is this? Some chick making fun of hardcore jews?
Soulg@ani.social · 5 pts · 190d
In what way does this relate to Hasidic Jews
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 190d
The hat.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 4 pts · 190d
Do you think a group can claim a monopoly on large hats because you are a supremacist, or some other reason?
kokesh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 190d
What?
morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 1 pts · 190d
You declare a group gets a monopoly on large hats, so evidently you're a supremacist. Playing dumb does not absolve you.
kokesh@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 190d
I declared the group had a monopoly... I made a joke. Cheer up, mate!
morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 1 pts · 189d
"If I'm winning, you are wrong. If I'm losing, it's just a joke" you are what we call a narcissist
kokesh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 189d
It's time to realize I'm waisting time with some random idiot on the internet.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 190d
Her name is Zendaya.