Just make the next ones in line clean it out. When we don't have any more next ones, we won't need to clean it up anyway. Leave it as a monument to what happens when you do that shit.
"Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."
37 Comments
Pistcow@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 201d
How did you get a copy of my 2028 presidential platform!?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 201d
Volunteered at the Pistcow/TotallyNotJessica 2028 campaign headquarters in Schenectady.
Mark in Outreach said it was ok to distribute 🤷
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 201d
TNJ for
VicePresident!useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 201d
To shreds you say..
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 201d
And their accomplices?
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 201d
To shreds you say...
ceenote@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 201d
Prove it!
TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 201d
The guillotine of the 21st century!
regedit@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 201d
Generational problems call for modern solutions!
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 201d
Please hold a moment and consider the poor fuck who will have to clean up!
Traditional head removal options are much cleaner and i would argue quicker.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 201d
Just make the next ones in line clean it out. When we don't have any more next ones, we won't need to clean it up anyway. Leave it as a monument to what happens when you do that shit.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 201d
If we’re entertaining this fantasy future, I imagine it would not be cleaned and would end up in a museum somewhere.
Sprayed with epoxy or something to seal in the smelly gunk, I imagine. Gotta immortalize the pedo bits for future generations.
SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 201d
Just hose it down afterward. Make sure the run-off makes it to one of their insulated communities. Maybe some Lysol spray as well.
sefra1@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 201d
Biodiesel
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 200d
Do it in the woods and it will be fertilizer
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 201d
https://youtu.be/lfsMMVgIToA
Substance_P@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 201d
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 201d
The machine of liberty must occasionally feed on the bones, flesh, and blood of tyrants. It hungers.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 9 pts · 201d
Technology has advanced somewhat since the French Revolution.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d
Greed too
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 201d
Waaaaaay too fast. Give me a dozen of your slowest men and some box graters. We'll get through them eventually
tetris11@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 201d
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 200d
easy fix. don't use the motor, just hook it up to some bicycles and reduction gears
SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 201d
I got $50 to help buy one.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 201d
I just got my tax refund
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 201d
Yeah... If we all chip in...
I can't think of anything else that would help the economy and society and world peace as much.
matelt@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 201d
Nah nah nah, death is the easy way out, they need to ✨suffer✨ for what they did.
Blan@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 201d
So? Just put 'em in feet first and use the slowest speed on the grinder.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 201d
Wow. Wow. This seems unnecessarily cruel ...I like it. Carry on.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 201d
It’s necessary
regedit@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 201d
Right? Like I'm so close to climax!
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 201d
Just turn down the speed and put them in feet first.
edit: Shit, someone already said that, downvote this.
Edit II: You mother fuckers.
urandom@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 201d
How do you throw them in genitalia-first though?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 201d
Very carefully.
Also: with lots of practice
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 201d
As a Risk of Rain 2 player, I want to throw some drones and gun turrets into this to recycle them
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 201d
Soylent Green is people.
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 201d
There are a lot of them.
We may need more than a couple of those things.