Imagine Lemon Party but boring. archive link
RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Bizarrely Strip Off to Push MAHA Agenda
https://www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-and-kid-rock-bizarrely-strip-off-to-push-maha-agenda/
https://www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-and-kid-rock-bizarrely-strip-off-to-push-maha-agenda/
Imagine Lemon Party but boring. archive link
57 Comments
determinist@kbin.earth · 93 pts · 183d
They're just so fucking weird
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 183d
RFK's new Dicks Out in the YMCA will provide all the measles screening you need, don't make it weird.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 183d
When you get your measles vaccines, the nurse says you'll "feel a little prick".
THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT!!!
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 80 pts · 183d
What is it about weirdo conservatives that makes them so red? I distinctly remember Alex Jones doing a bit with his shirt off, and that motherfucker was also beet red.
klu9@piefed.social · 51 pts · 183d
The word is "gammon" :)
Wikipedia - Gammon (insult)
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 183d
Phenomenal, thank God for the British.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 183d
Ah, the Great Wall of Gammon. Possibly the worst thing BBC Question Time has produced.
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 183d
Hypertension, perhaps
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 183d
Lots and lots of TRT. It increases red blood cell production and can cause flushing especially if you're already predisposed to something like hypertension.
Basically, if you see a dude past 45 put on more muscle than they had before they had in their 30s they are getting a lot of trt.
Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 183d
Hypertension, alcoholism, tanning booths, hypertension and alcoholism. Hard drugs maybe.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 183d
Not to take away from your point, but I think you forgot to include alcoholism and hypertension
Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
Shit.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 183d
All good, I got you fam.
can@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 183d
Alcoholism?
RobotToaster@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 183d
He doesn't drink alcohol.
can@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 183d
How do we know? It's not like these guys are known for never being hypocrits.
RobotToaster@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 183d
His brother died from a drug overdose so I'm inclined to believe it, and I've never seen anyone contradict it.
can@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 183d
I mean, good for him if that's the case, maybe it's some sort of testosterone or some other hormone therapy that leads to it as others have suggested (a la Rogan, I don't know his relationship with alcohol either, aside from seeing a bit of "Sober October" in what feels like a decade ago)
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 183d
I thought certain types of steroids make you red like this along with giving you a swollen belly which goes along with all the anger and irrational behavior exhibited by these fools.
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 183d
It's evolution. 20 years ago conservatives were mostly old white guys with pink skin. In another 20 years, they should be a rich, deep crimson.
RobotToaster@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 183d
High dose TRT and melanotan probably.
can@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 183d
Really, that just makes me sleepy.
maniclucky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 183d
Tren is known to make a person red as well.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 183d
The red hat dye is running. It's what happens when you buy the merchandise from wish.
Zerlyna@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 183d
Brokeback MAGA! So creepy.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 183d
This on the MR report right now..
RFK jr, shirtless, wearing jeans and riding an elliptical the in the sauna while a twinky kid rock struggles to do one pushup..
I've seen several porns with more believable plots.
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 183d
I hate to say it, but this is Gay.
OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 183d
It's not gay unless the brain worms touch.
Pumafred9@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 183d
Creepy never-nudes.
CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 183d
Would you rather see them nude?
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 183d
In the same sick way I kinda want to see a race car crash, yeah.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 182d
or smell that jug of milk out of date 2 months....sniff it.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 183d
The article picture made me think of this meme, in case anyone is bored and has Photoshop skills.
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 183d
Britta was weird when she was still a brunette.
kurmudgeon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 183d
🤢🤮
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 183d
Who works out in jeans? honestly, wtf?
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 183d
Bear culture
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 183d
I'm afraid to ask what the implications for Kid Rock are...
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 183d
He's a bottom.
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 182d
Spandex is woke.
Bongles@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 182d
dizzle18@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 183d
WHOLE MILK. IN THE HOT TUB. WHICH IS FULL OF MEN. OLD MEN. MAHA.
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 183d
What the hell did I just watch? Are my tax dollars going to this? JFC.
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 183d
"My name is *COUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH* *cough* *cough*"
RobotToaster@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 183d
I mean, RFK is doing pretty good for a dude in his 70s.
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 183d
Physical fitness and physical activity correlate very well with health and positive outcomes if you do get sick, or contract something preventable like a parasitic infection... but it doesn't guarantee it.
I like Dan John's take on fitness and health. Fitness is one's ability to do a task. Health is the optimal interplay of organs and the absence of disease.
The man could be riddled with undiagnosed cancer, more parasites, and infections from his dumbass lifestyle and blatant disregard for both food safety and disease prevention. He's got access to medical care most of us don't and could be on god knows what substances now to enable him to run around shirtless like a dipshit teenager.
Doesn't matter how many pullups the old saddlebag can do. He's not someone we should emulate or who should be lecturing us on health.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 11 pts · 183d
ozzy did lots of drugs and look how long he went. drugs are good for you.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 183d
Same with John Cooper Clarke and Iggy Pop
etherphon@piefed.world · 4 pts · 183d
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 183d
From the neck down.
scarabic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 183d
He is weirdly jacked. As a man who’s been inside a locker room, some guys just are. Most look more like a wet rat, like Mr. Rock there.
etherphon@piefed.world · 6 pts · 183d
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 183d
'Roids Fitzgerald Kennedy is genuinely a better name than his real one, though 🤷
homes@piefed.world · 5 pts · 183d
Ew
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 183d
Ooo, that methhead physique is super sexy.
Kiowa_Jones@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 182d
Douchebags gonna douche
yaroto98@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 183d
How much of which drugs were they on when they did this?
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 183d
Jesus H. Christ, hot damn.
ef9357@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 183d
Ew, but maybe it’ll inspire by showing what to avoid?