Have you guys also noticed that we've barely heard anything about Kirk's shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it's because Kirk's shooter isn't quite as useful to them for painting the left as "violent criminals"
No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the "plandemic" that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.
Wasn't the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.
What matters to these people is that Kirk was conservative, therefore by default anything bad that happened to him was the fault of the evil Democrats. No further questions necessary.
The only reason this idea was ever advanced was wishful thinking by people who wanted to have their cake and eat it too. People who wanted to be glad Kirk is gone without the 'guilt' of acknowledging that political violence can be a force for good or that 'their side' is capable of it.
This was immediately obvious to anybody who wasn't actively wishing they could wash their hands of it politically. 'Oh he dressed up as a gopnik for halloween once, and I found this pepe version of a gopnik, pepe is a groyper meme therefore he must be a groyper'
Why aren't those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?
Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?
I doubt He's furious at anyone. He's too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.
Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where 'christfully' (note they couldn't even give the guy's name a capital 'C') is in the Bible.
Also ...
How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!
I was about to ask "I'm mildly concerned, are American Evangelicals okay?" but then I remembered there has never been a time when they have been okay, so I don't know why am I even asking.
I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.
All hail Fascist Jesus and don't forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your soul is ready to purge your fellow Americans.
Since when does Jesus protect fascists?
Obviously the English translation of the Bible is wrong. Poor Americans, they were taught a false Christianity!
Jesus didn't see no rape! Vote R! LOL... As LOL as rape is, maybe not LOL? Maybe find someone trustworthy and vote for that person....oh I forgot, we can't vote for president. The electoral college does that. We just provide a mere suggestion. Let's suggest someone pronto.
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Thorry@feddit.org · 147 pts · 181d
Why didn't Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 180d
"We ARE Mordor, bald eagle!" - 'Murican Jesus
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 100 pts · 181d
For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 181d
For releasing the mutant giant eagle.
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 20 pts · 180d
Have you guys also noticed that we've barely heard anything about Kirk's shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it's because Kirk's shooter isn't quite as useful to them for painting the left as "violent criminals"
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 180d
The media does NOT want to address the groypers
moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 180d
Address the groypers, cowards
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 180d
šADDRESS ME
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 181d
Hey! We don't do facts here!
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 180d
No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the "plandemic" that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 180d
Its how the left got kennedy too
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
Reagan was too strong for the vaccine. Trump, too.
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 76 pts · 181d
A significant part of Jesusā teachings is ādonāt claim to speak on behalf of Godā. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.
msage@programming.dev · 5 pts · 180d
Like everything else these religious nutjobs do?
They would never reach even the gate of their own heaven they speak about.
At best they can be sure to not break the first commandment. They are actively breaking many of not all others.
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 53 pts · 180d
If Jesus came to America he would be shot within two seconds of opening his mouth for being too "leftist".
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 41 pts · 180d
And brown.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
I'd love to know what would happen if Jesus were way darker and older than expected.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 180d
Fatal crash.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 180d
Fake news, on to the next one
Shyze3D@feddit.nl · 42 pts · 181d
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 17 pts · 181d
Jesus is the ultimate cuck.
hateisreality@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 180d
Jesus Cucking Christ
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 180d
Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 180d
Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.
OptimusPrimeDownfall@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 180d
Honestly, the part where Alucard and God talk in Helling: Ultimate Abridged is one of the main things that pointed me down the path to question all religion.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
Jesus is a vile character. He sees pedophiles, murderers and rapists do their thing and does nothing, just watches. He is complicite.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d
They were goyim so they donāt count.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 30 pts · 181d
If God wanted Kirk to be alive, he wouldn't have allowed him to become a blood fountain.
Rakonat@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 181d
Wasn't the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 181d
you're talking about reality, which is completely irrelevant to these people.
Soulg@ani.social · 4 pts · 180d
See you're actually caring about facts and truth.
What matters to these people is that Kirk was conservative, therefore by default anything bad that happened to him was the fault of the evil Democrats. No further questions necessary.
spacesatan@leminal.space · 1 pts · 180d
No
The only reason this idea was ever advanced was wishful thinking by people who wanted to have their cake and eat it too. People who wanted to be glad Kirk is gone without the 'guilt' of acknowledging that political violence can be a force for good or that 'their side' is capable of it.
This was immediately obvious to anybody who wasn't actively wishing they could wash their hands of it politically. 'Oh he dressed up as a gopnik for halloween once, and I found this pepe version of a gopnik, pepe is a groyper meme therefore he must be a groyper'
mech@feddit.org · 23 pts · 181d
meanwhile on Facebook:
django@discuss.tchncs.de · 53 pts · 181d
Anarchism is slavery? What?
arschflugkoerper@feddit.org · 23 pts · 181d
War is peace.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 181d
And most importantly: ignorance is strength.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
Maybe in the sense of this song
TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org · 34 pts · 181d
Good to know that the nazis werent fascists. You never stop mearning
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 181d
If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldnāt have enough to buy lunch
ICastFist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 180d
You wouldn't even have enough to buy a cheap candy
Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 181d
They where just really patriotic \s
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 181d
Ah, "Nazism", the slightly less right wing brother of fascism. š«
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
They don't get enough credit for really toning it down a peg.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 181d
Why aren't those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?
Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?
I doubt He's furious at anyone. He's too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.
Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where 'christfully' (note they couldn't even give the guy's name a capital 'C') is in the Bible.
Also ...
How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 181d
Technically all words are made up
daannii@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 181d
Why? For not doing it before a maga ?
harmbugler@piefed.social · 3 pts · 181d
His dad did it all along.
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 180d
I saw what happened to Kirk and watched it a few times. 10/10 would recommend.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 180d
New rapper name dropped that day. "Big squirt".
umbraroze@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 180d
I was about to ask "I'm mildly concerned, are American Evangelicals okay?" but then I remembered there has never been a time when they have been okay, so I don't know why am I even asking.
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 181d
Isn't fury one of the seven deadly sins?
Klear@quokk.au · 15 pts · 181d
I think it's "furry"
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 181d
Greed, Wrath, Pride, Gluttony, Lust, Envy, and Sloth.
Furries are only, like, 6 of those things. š¤·āāļø
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
Wtf does god have against sloths? They're so cute albeit a little creepy.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 180d
Pretty sure the vore folks encapsulate them all in one spot.
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 181d
Wrath?
hayvan@piefed.world · 9 pts · 181d
Of course they use genSlop for their bullshit. They don't have a gram of creativity, or value for human effort in them.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 181d
CHRISTFULLY?!?! HAHAHAHAHA
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 180d
The libruls are all christempty
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 180d
Press "F" to christfully.
grainOfSalt@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 180d
If I used that cesspool of a website and somehow saw this nonsense, I would reply with a clip of Gandhi II from UHF
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 180d
He gunna sleep with some children and support the caste system too?(Loved uhf and this was funny, but it's worth noting ghandi had some bad takes)
Magnum@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 181d
christfully
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 180d
What the actual fuck.
Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 180d
I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.
All hail Fascist Jesus and don't forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your soul is ready to purge your fellow Americans.
Inucune@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 180d
Hey man, nice shot.
Kkk2237pl@szmer.info · 6 pts · 181d
Sometimes I dont know if those posts are sarcastic or trueā¦
apftwb@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 180d
No he's not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn't morn his death.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 179d
Why would he be mad at liberals? It was another nazi who killed him.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d
Maybe because they did not kill him sooner...
BioDriver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 179d
Thatās at Texas A&M. My alma mater is a god damn embarrassment now
parzival@lemmy.org · 5 pts · 180d
Comment "christfully" to pray for him ššā¤ļø
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d
What even are these platforms? Why would anyone use them?
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 180d
Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit's about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.
After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!
Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That's why they must burn in Hell forever
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 179d
White Jesus!!!
Wow.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 179d
itisileclerk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 179d
Since when does Jesus protect fascists? Obviously the English translation of the Bible is wrong. Poor Americans, they were taught a false Christianity!
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 181d
Praying for Jesus seems sacreligious.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
They spelled Israeliās wrong
es_eskaliert@feddit.org · 2 pts · 180d
Can I get an AMEN!!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 180d
I might care, if he were real. Or like, y'know, alive. As it stands, I'm not worried.
Besides, I think Jesus would want to deal with the Pedophiles before he goes after those who want to impose the evils of health care upon America.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 180d
Jesus didn't see no rape! Vote R! LOL... As LOL as rape is, maybe not LOL? Maybe find someone trustworthy and vote for that person....oh I forgot, we can't vote for president. The electoral college does that. We just provide a mere suggestion. Let's suggest someone pronto.
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 180d
if there's a bald eagle this must have been recorded on a trash heap
(yeah, yeah, i know it's ai. chill, will ya?)
aparnavelvet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
What with the giant eagle? š
pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
that's his mount, i think.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 179d
White jjesys and giabtrusty aide kick, eagle boy!