James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn't like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that's just jacking off with extra steps but he's in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?
I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that's how babies are made.
Its very cyberpunk for sure! I think it was Cyberpunk Edgerunners where in the background of many street scenes there's folks just zonked out on the street with little fap machines going nuts on their junk while the world passes them by, completely oblivious to everything
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rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 103 pts · 168d
This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 39 pts · 168d
For most people there's no difference of ass and mouth.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 35 pts · 168d
everything's cool after a shower
greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 168d
my man
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 8 pts · 168d
snaps yes!
Redjard@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 167d
How would you get it past the buttplug?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 167d
It is the buttplug
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 72 pts · 168d
James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn't like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that's just jacking off with extra steps but he's in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 168d
Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 168d
I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that's how babies are made.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 168d
^ art
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 167d
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 64 pts · 168d
Best sci-fi I've read this year.
deacon@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 168d
Somewhere, a little tech bro of tomorrow is dutifully taking notes that fundamentally misunderstand the message.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 167d
"We've decided to build the jack-you-off machine, from that famous book 'Please don't build the jack-you-off machine'"
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 168d
Its very cyberpunk for sure! I think it was Cyberpunk Edgerunners where in the background of many street scenes there's folks just zonked out on the street with little fap machines going nuts on their junk while the world passes them by, completely oblivious to everything
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 167d
hence the name
ZMoney@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d
Some of the terminology is from Dan Simmons' Hyperion series.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 47 pts · 168d
? Why doesn't the nutrition tablet jack me off?
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social · 51 pts · 168d
that’s why it should go up the ass
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 168d
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 168d
You didn't subscribe to the premium plan.
Stern@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 168d
i updoot this post
it jacks me off
postnataldrip@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 167d
Your heart might be full but your balls sure as hell wouldn't be
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 167d
I don't get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?
jaek@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 167d
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d
I feel like you have to post "Im an isreal artist" to get around a censor. Either way it's pretty funny
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d
Oh, it's referencing this?
dumbass@piefed.social · 12 pts · 168d
Ahhh, a future we can all strive towards!
wabasso@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 167d
Yeah isn’t this still better than the current timeline?
dumbass@piefed.social · 1 pts · 167d
I'd be getting jacked off a hell of a lot more, that's for sure!
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 167d
Jordan Peterson's nightmare
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 168d
Where do I sign up?
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 168d
Just stay alive. AI will do the rest.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 167d
Stop, I can only be wanked off so many times before I decide that it's not enough.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 168d
Pure poetry.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d
I want my heart to be full
Magnum@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 167d
Tattorack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 167d
Just waiting for a tech billionaire to completely miss the point of this short story.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 167d
Full of what?
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 168d
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