Political leaning

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partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 207d (3 replies)

I had to read it three times to realize "mow" was "Mao" (Zedong).

Also I think reading it that many times has caused me to have a stroke.

Thrydwulf@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 207d

Lol in that case I must be getting numb to idiots. Despite acknowledging the spelling mistakes, I read it in one pass; “Mow” became “Mao” without my blood pressure changing.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 206d

Meow. Mrow. FEED ME TO STRAY ATM.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 206d

No no, it was as a lawnmower that killed the landlords.

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 207d (4 replies)

Curse you Carl Mark!

abfarid@startrek.website · 22 pts · 207d

I did not hit her! I did not!

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 206d

Oh, hi Carl Mark.

socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 206d

CORAL!

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 206d

Yeah, you fuckin' socialsit!

toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 207d (2 replies)

reminder that these people vote

postcapitalism@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 206d

The curse of a normal distribution is in the tails

mika_mika@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 206d

This is a fabricated post, no one actually said this.

mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 207d (4 replies)

I consider it plausible that someone actually posted it and meant it, some people I work with have reached the same mental stage (slightly above toddler). Bear in mind; these people are allowed to vote and drive cars.

treesapx@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 207d

It's absolutely plausible. I know a guy who posts just like this.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 206d (2 replies)
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 206d (1 reply)

Nope.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 206d

Oops, dammit.

partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 206d (6 replies)

Carl Mark is like the dollar store version. Everyone remembers when Carl Mark and Fred Angles wrote the Kommunist Metafisto.

"Mom can we have Communism?"
"We have Communism at home."

Communism at home: Carl Mark

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 206d

Oh hi Mark

glorkon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 206d (1 reply)

"Kommunist Metafisto" made me chuckle. Thanks.

redhorsejacket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d

Feels like that could be a minor villain from Captain America's Silver Age rogues gallery.

blinfabian@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 206d (2 replies)

Joe Stealin' lead the Sufficient Onion ans the revolution was done by Vladmire Leanin'

partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d (1 reply)

Don't forget the controversy around Leo Trapeze before he was exiled.

blinfabian@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 206d

yes yes and the Amnestian war on V it numb

rogsson@piefed.social · 32 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Trying to read that shit broke my brain

jafra@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 207d

My eyes went sore only..

tomiant@piefed.social · 29 pts · 207d (2 replies)

That's right. You like that? Ok forget socialism. Just join us on this one thing. Wait until you learn that if you bargain collectively you can double your pay. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about having healthcare that costs one tenth of what you're currently paying. You like that one too, right? Wait until you get a load of your kids going to school for free. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about actual political representation in government and having your voice heard and have power over the corporations that got you by the balls. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about socialism. You like that one too, right?

LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Break through the propaganda by focussing on the accessible core demands, not the labels / theories. Anything is better than the current path.

tomiant@piefed.social · 10 pts · 207d

Agreed. They're allergic to the labels. Let's focus on the fundamentals and let them discover it for themselves.

sandwich@piefed.social · 21 pts · 207d

Reading this made my IQ go from University of Oxford to Oxford, Mississippi.

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 18 pts · 207d

TIL Falling off your barstool, drunk, counts as "political leaning"

phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Is this satire or sincere Methese?

draco_aeneus@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 207d

There's no way that the first victim that comes to mind to someone who is serious about this would be 'landlords'. This is a truly sad tyre.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 207d (1 reply)

She's smarter than Ben Shapiro. I'll give her that.

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d

Low bar, but fair enough.

ddssazsa@piefed.social · 13 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Chairman Meow

Astrius@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 206d

Based

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 206d

Reading that I thought I had a stroke

bearboiblake@pawb.social · 12 pts · 207d (1 reply)

Looking forward to US's cultural revolution and the Great Drive Forward.

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 207d

iron Happy Meal™️

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 207d

slowly inhales

Furbag@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 206d

If Insanity Wolf became a political pundit...

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 206d

But Mow poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 207d (3 replies)

Idiots leaning right seems to be a thing. Maybe they need a Führer to do the thinking for them...

notabot@piefed.social · 8 pts · 207d (2 replies)

Thats the thing, if you're feeling lost and powerless, having someone "strong" tell you that it's because of some other group and telling you what to do and what to think probably feels really encouraging and positive. The fact you're even more powerless in that situation probably doesn't even register.

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 207d (1 reply)

I wonder how many of those folks grew up under an authoritarian parenting style too?

snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 206d

Authoritarian parents, authoritarian schools, and an authoritarian religion.

It takes effort to break free from that kind of upbringing.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 206d

Meow the Dong will save us all

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 207d

Eeeeaaahhhhhh..

My eyes are burning reading that..

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 207d

Link or it didn't happen.

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 207d

Vote 1 maga mom

Holyginz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 206d

Political leaning: Dumbass

thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 5 pts · 207d (2 replies)

The proletariat don't need to learn theory if they get to class consciousness organically.

yakko@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 207d

If we're calling this class consciousness... There's organic, and there's this, which is like dandelions that grow out of cracks in the pavement near a burn pit.

LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 207d

The proletariat needs to learn spelling.

Also, someone needs to learn theory, because imagine someone like this as a president. Oh, wait...

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 207d

Had me in the first half

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 206d

At least their heart's in the right place.

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 206d
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SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d

My brain hurts.

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 206d

America will never. Be a socialist country

Punctuation matters

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 206d

A drug-addled typist? Reading that was like stepping on a Lego brick in the dark

Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 206d

Critical support for comrade Karen's unwavering dedication to the immortal science of Maoism