c/politicalmemes · by tomiant@piefed.social · 169d

Get your State of the Union Address bingo card right here!

Four laterally, vertically, diagonally = Trump Bronze Medal

Five = Trump Silver Medal

Six = Nobel Peace Prize

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richtellyard@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 169d

Audible fart
Cut to Rubio with eyes closed
Kid Rock mentioned
Immigrants equated to terrorists
Melania not in attendance
Gold lectern/drapes
Trash talking the NFL
Announce new national monument (to self)

tomiant@piefed.social · 27 pts · 169d (2 replies)

What am I missing?

Canada sucks
Makes mocking face
Inflation is down
Exonerated of all wrongdoing
Pauses for applause that don't come or too late
Trans athletes
Bad teams
Corrupt judges that he appointed
Melanias film should win multiple oscars (doubtful because nobody can win but him, but still, possible)

Add more stuff to the list I'll make more cards for flavor. Could make it a drinking game if you're unemployed and suicidal.

tomiant@piefed.social · 22 pts · 169d

Announcing he's adding a side to The Hexagon
There is now peace in Ukraine by giving it to Putin
He is opening a ski resort in Gaza
Calls Jerome Powell a communist
Digging a moat along the mexican border

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 169d

Chyina

BC_viper@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 169d (2 replies)

Im hoping for gets shot

tomiant@piefed.social · 8 pts · 169d

I think that one is an automatic BINGO for everyone

Sabata11792@ani.social · 6 pts · 169d

My schedule is too full for the party this week, can he suffer for a week in the hospital?

merc@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 169d (2 replies)

Ok, I'll be the one to nitpick. American-style bingo cards are 5x5, one for each letter in BINGO.

It doesn't really matter, except that the middle square is normally a free square, which is an opportunity for a joke. Like, "this is so guaranteed to happen, you just get it for free". So, "Trump does accordion hands gesture" or something.

Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 169d

It's also important for everyone to not have the same bingo card. Like, honestly, it's like whoever made this has no idea what a bingo card even is.

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 149d

I genuinely didn't think of it hahahaha I'm no bingo player I was just steaming and thinking of the dumb fucking shit that would come out of his mouth THIS time and boy did he not dissapoint

Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 13 pts · 169d (4 replies)

Such a bigly card it gets six rows and columns.

EDIT: Rows too lol

klu9@piefed.social · 7 pts · 169d (1 reply)

The biggest, most beautiful card ever!

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 169d

It's so fitting! hahahahah

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 169d (1 reply)

Hahahaha I know I noticed after :)

Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 5 pts · 169d

Yeah bingo cards usually have a free space in the middle so you would've caught it if you did that.

But I wouldn't cut any of these answers, they're too good (i.e. laughably pathetic)