> bites victim
> injects stir bars through fangs
> drag them back to my lair
> throw onto the stir-floor
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup
> take nap
My guess was backseat of car. Parent has lab supplies back there, including a few 10-pack boxes of these, which also work as an improvised distraction/toy just like rare earth magnets or monkeys in a barrel. Unfortunately they weren’t checking rear view mirror because work it’s stressful, so kid put quite a few down without their knowledge. They didn’t even notice until day 2 migration to large intestine and rectum. This parent is overworked and under-appreciated and I’m so glad I’m not responsible for children.
In the UK we have a chocolate bar called the Star Bar - it's a LOT like a Boost - and it kinda has the same shape. I honestly thought it was a typo at first and I was like, "the fuck have Cadbury's changed now?".
26 Comments
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 53 pts · 193d
Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 193d
well at least that smoothie will have a stir bar to mix it up...
snoons@lemmy.ca · 51 pts · 193d
> bites victim
> injects stir bars through fangs
> drag them back to my lair
> throw onto the stir-floor
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup
> take nap
Today was a good day.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 193d
edinbruh@feddit.it · 11 pts · 193d
Lab Shelob behaviour
dumbass@piefed.social · 22 pts · 193d
Wtf am I looking at?
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 192d
Someone smuggling drugs. Given we have a medical image something has probably gone wrong.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 193d
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d
do you know they're stir bars? they look puffy and the magnet would be opaque...
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 193d
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 193d
Children eat weird stuff
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 193d
Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 193d
Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 192d
My guess was backseat of car. Parent has lab supplies back there, including a few 10-pack boxes of these, which also work as an improvised distraction/toy just like rare earth magnets or monkeys in a barrel. Unfortunately they weren’t checking rear view mirror because work it’s stressful, so kid put quite a few down without their knowledge. They didn’t even notice until day 2 migration to large intestine and rectum. This parent is overworked and under-appreciated and I’m so glad I’m not responsible for children.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 193d
to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 193d
Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you're mixing stuff, right?
I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn't a great name for a protein bar, but it's not the worst.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 193d
I'm stealing this idea fyi. Science themed energy bars.
rmuk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 192d
In the UK we have a chocolate bar called the Star Bar - it's a LOT like a Boost - and it kinda has the same shape. I honestly thought it was a typo at first and I was like, "the fuck have Cadbury's changed now?".
spinne@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 193d
Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this
realitista@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 193d
Sadly this is probably from a child who ate a bunch of magnets.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 193d
Lab stir bars are Teflon coated and look like candy. No idea where anyone could find that many stir bars.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 193d
Take your child to work day? Shouldn't be doing that if you work in an industrial lab tho.
Maybe the storage room of a college chem class or smth?
rustydomino@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d
Mmm magnets.
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d
Whoa, that's way too many magnets. You're only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don't impede the passage of food
kungfuratte@feddit.org · 4 pts · 193d
I find this pretty unsettling.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 192d
"It feels like there's a party in my gut and everyone is spinning."
Philharmonic3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d
Put 'em on the spinner!
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 193d
And implanting them all over the place, apparently.