Stop bogarting that good stuff

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 175d (2 replies)

Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I'm at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.

sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 18 pts · 175d (1 reply)

I'm not suicidal. Five would be fine.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 175d

Give it time

marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 175d (2 replies)

Only if it’s the 800mg.

elvith@feddit.org · 19 pts · 175d (1 reply)

Fun fact: Did you know that the dose of 400mg is the ceiling if your goal is to lower pain and higher doses only affect other effects (e.g. being anti-inflammatory) of ibuprofen (and it's unwanted side effects, too)?

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 174d

I did not, but good to know, thanks 💖

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 175d

"I hope you brought enough for the whole class"

Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 175d (1 reply)

I guess I should count myself lucky I don't need pain relievers?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 175d

Very

glorkon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 174d

I'm at the age where I sometimes start sentences with "I'm at the age where".

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 174d (2 replies)

bottle?? i have never seen pain relievers in anything but blister pack

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 174d

america

DramaLama@feddit.org · 4 pts · 174d

Buy 3000, pay for 2000! Picture taken when I was in Florida two years ago.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 175d (1 reply)

The other week my friend and colleague just pulled a handle of loose ibuprofen out of her pocket.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 174d

For anyone who watches Impractical Jokers… “Loose candies?”

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 175d (2 replies)

You all know how much this shit costs you better pay me.

TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org · 10 pts · 175d

Ibuprofen is expensive for you guys?? I think I payed 3€ for like 60 last time I bought a new one. That shit is cheap as fuck.

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 174d
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melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 174d (1 reply)

Bogarting? You're old! 😊

ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 174d

Yes, yes I am 😅

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 175d (1 reply)

Is that the one that gives you autism?

SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu · 10 pts · 175d

No, that was blamed on acetaminophen a.k.a. Tylenol

Linearity@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 175d (2 replies)

You be what?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 174d (1 reply)

From Urban Dictionary:

To bogart - To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

Linearity@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 173d

There’s a recent internet joke about changing the word “gooning” to “profin” because saying “Ibuprofen” would sound like “I be profin’”

thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 4 pts · 175d

I'm an Aleve guy

daannii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 175d (2 replies)

Aleve is the good stuff. Price has super jacked up though.

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 175d (1 reply)

For me Aleve doesn't work even though generic naproxen does just fine. Makes me wonder just how psychological pain relief really is

daannii@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 175d

Aleve Company might be using a lot of fillers or adding something that changes how it's absorbed by your body.

mo_lave@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 174d

I'm at the age

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 172d

YOU BE WHAT???????