I was working at a job site in Idaho 2 years ago or so and came across an old refurbished building and the bathroom itself really did look like this where there were two toilets facing each other I asked him if they often have group meetings in there and they said not often but once in a while.....
Where I grew up for some reason when they turned the junior high bathroom into the senior bathroom this is what they did. Thankfully they had new walls up before the end of the semester but it was weird.
I thought I was a monster for always just going to the first available.
In a nearly full bathroom my bosses bosses boss did that at the conference for just our company, while continuing his phone conversation that was clearly work related as he held the phone to his ear. Then left without washing his hands.
Shouldn't the text be flipped? The point was Picard was shown a number of lights and told a different number. The picture shows five so he should be saying five. Right?
Instead of rushing to the most extreme option ask yourself if the 1st and 3rd urinals are occupied which one would you use? I'm finishing explaining the joke so I'll just leave you with this, if you make the changes the original commenter suggested, there isn't a joke anymore. It's just Picard counting urinals.
37 Comments
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 155d
Remove the text from the first picture and swap the order of pics. It makes the joke better.
Edit:
snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 155d
nice
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 155d
Cardassian bathroom:
pjwestin@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 155d
Man, if I ever become an employer, this is how I'm gonna do job interviews.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 154d
"so what would you say is your greatest weakness"
*plop*
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 154d
Hemorrhoids
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 153d
OK. Your work name shall be Hemmy
Oh. Oh gods. Hemmer was a nickname not a name.
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 155d
I was working at a job site in Idaho 2 years ago or so and came across an old refurbished building and the bathroom itself really did look like this where there were two toilets facing each other I asked him if they often have group meetings in there and they said not often but once in a while.....
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 155d
someone twisted the knob to "poop with friends" and snapped the damn thing off!
cv_octavio@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 154d
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 153d
Ok, closer it is.
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 4 pts · 154d
Bynar bathroom
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 154d
Where I grew up for some reason when they turned the junior high bathroom into the senior bathroom this is what they did. Thankfully they had new walls up before the end of the semester but it was weird.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d
pr06lefs@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 155d
let that sink in
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 155d
C'mon, don't let the cardassians fuck around with the number of sinks as well.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 155d
I thought I was a monster for always just going to the first available.
In a nearly full bathroom my bosses bosses boss did that at the conference for just our company, while continuing his phone conversation that was clearly work related as he held the phone to his ear. Then left without washing his hands.
I'm not a monster, not even close.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 155d
Shouldn't the text be flipped? The point was Picard was shown a number of lights and told a different number. The picture shows five so he should be saying five. Right?
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 155d
No because Picard is speaking the truth. No one uses the other two, and therefore they aren't urinals
WagnasT@piefed.world · 10 pts · 155d
If you do end up in a situation where you must use the other two it is proper to say "nice watch" as you maintain eye contact.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 155d
Who wears a watch on their penis?
WagnasT@piefed.world · 8 pts · 155d
Oh, well you can also say "nice ring"
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 155d
Nice cock ring bro.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 4 pts · 155d
And then yell something manly so they know you're not a gay
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 154d
And a little sombrero why
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 155d
I prefer "that's a particularly lovely circumcision scar" or "what a beautiful foreskin!"
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 155d
I have definitely used urinals shoulder to shoulder in places where there was little choice, like an airport.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 155d
Right, but that's the funny thing about jokes. They don't need to be 100% accurate to be funny.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 155d
Yeah, but jokes do work better when grounded in truth. Are there seriously people out there who will just piss themselves if 1,3, and 5 are occupied?
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 155d
Instead of rushing to the most extreme option ask yourself if the 1st and 3rd urinals are occupied which one would you use? I'm finishing explaining the joke so I'll just leave you with this, if you make the changes the original commenter suggested, there isn't a joke anymore. It's just Picard counting urinals.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 155d
It takes ~21 seconds to piss. I'll wait for an opening.
And if there are no dividers, I'll wait for a stall.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d
Except when there's a line, even then the 6'2" dude will use the ADA Urinal
aritzg@tardigram.com · 3 pts · 155d
well it depends. 3 or 2
thisfro@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 155d
No, no, there are 5 urinals. But only 3 can be used simoultaneously.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 155d
that's the joke.
thisfro@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 153d
Just wanted to be pedantic for a second
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 155d
Fuck this I'm just pissing my pants
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 155d
That's only because you haven't yet seen a Bolian bathroom.