In the before picture I am unsure of this mans emotions. In the after picture I can confidently say that is not a man who is pissed. This service is clearly essential. I suggest immediate government subsidies of $39 upwards to $1,500,000,000,000.
If you're pissed, that means you had to arrive at the state of pissed. So at some stage, you were pissing.
Logically, unpissing would help you revert. And if experimental dance helps the urine go back in, it can't be a bad thing. Although it probably cooled down in the interim, so it could be a bit of a shock, which could lead to being pissed again. So you could have a quantum superposition of both pissing, and reverse pissing.
Physics and interpretive dance is where it's at, kids! The forefront of science! Thanks impissed.net!
27 Comments
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 44 pts · 179d
Looks like he is polish
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 15 pts · 179d
They said smile, not get engaged and win the lottery!
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 178d
The websites so much better
https://impissed.net/
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 178d
This man is my new idol
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 179d
THUMPASAURUS!!!!!!
Amazing website, but I prefer this one by them: Choose wisely...
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 179d
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 179d
I prefer to use Brett’s angry dance from Flight of the Conchords.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 179d
Double your money back? I smell a money making opportunity.
Demdaru@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 177d
Go there, it works, get pissed it does work, money.
Go there, it doesn't work, be glad it doesn't work...so it works, no money?
o1011o@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 179d
THUMPASAURUS https://youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI This is one of the best songs in existence.
content_educator_94@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 178d
This is great
groet@feddit.org · 2 pts · 177d
So all of these posters and posts about posters and websites are all just a viral marketing campaign for this band?
At least it is entertaining
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 179d
WHERE IS HIS SON HENRY??? IS HE OKAY???
eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 179d
Relax, it clearly says he's in @thumpasaurusmusic
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 5 pts · 179d
Did you learn ballet... sarcasticly?
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 178d
I paid 20 bitcoin for this service in 2009. Im still kind of pissed.
SillyDude@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 179d
In the before picture I am unsure of this mans emotions. In the after picture I can confidently say that is not a man who is pissed. This service is clearly essential. I suggest immediate government subsidies of $39 upwards to $1,500,000,000,000.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 178d
His son actually further developed the experimental dance therapy into the practice of mental karate.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 178d
Love me some truewagner
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d
I'm self pissed
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
I'm pissing
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 179d
I'm pissing in the rain, just pissing in the rain! What a wonderful feeling, when I shut off my brain!
chases the elderly with feathers
Gonna getcha! Gonna tickle your granny! Goochi goochi goo!!!
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d
Ok now I'm pissed, no one chases my granny with a feather! Prepare to be danced at!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d
Is this why you hate the internet?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d
Mostly yes
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 179d
Wait until Wall Street discovers the money back clause
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d
If you're pissed, that means you had to arrive at the state of pissed. So at some stage, you were pissing.
Logically, unpissing would help you revert. And if experimental dance helps the urine go back in, it can't be a bad thing. Although it probably cooled down in the interim, so it could be a bit of a shock, which could lead to being pissed again. So you could have a quantum superposition of both pissing, and reverse pissing.
Physics and interpretive dance is where it's at, kids! The forefront of science! Thanks impissed.net!