Trump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political office

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/politics/2026/03/11/trump-would-endorse-jake-paul-political-office/89108563007/

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Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus · 246 pts · 168d (6 replies)
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Plot twist. It doesn't take effort. It just comes natural.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 31 pts · 167d (1 reply)

when your a star, they just let you do it

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 167d

My new brain canon is now that he somehow said the wrong "your" because that seems on brand

Zephorah@discuss.online · 43 pts · 167d

The guy once stated that he doesn’t really feel his personality has changed since the first grade. This was probably one of his more honest statements.

It’s not effort or work you are seeing. It’s a child’s guile wrapped in an adult’s body.

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Keep that statement saved. You'll need it again soon.

Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus · 6 pts · 167d
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Hayduke@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 168d

FoolishObserver@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 168d (1 reply)

There's gonna be a fight during the White House UFC event where the winner gets a cabinet position, isn't there?...

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 168d

The new ballroom doubles as a ring.

eddie@feddit.online · 35 pts · 168d (2 replies)

another classic example of qualified political leadership who came from the disney-channel-child-actor=to-us-political-official pipeline

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 168d (1 reply)

The paul brothers came from the disney channel?

Damn. I thought they started as youtube vloggers that pissed on a japanese grave or some shit.

brosaph@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 167d

Pretty sure Logan uploaded a video showing a dead body in the suicide forest

gary215@thelemmy.club · 28 pts · 168d

Of course he would, he only picks the best of the scum of the USA. He's proven that point over and over again.

digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 167d

Odd that the Paul brothers like hanging out with child fuckers, traffickers and molesters amongst other people with the Republican Party.

Guess they just enjoy the like minded company …

xerxes@piefed.social · 20 pts · 167d (9 replies)

It turns out "idiocracy" is actually a documentary.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 167d (2 replies)

President Camacho

I would vote for this man over Trump in a heartbeat!

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Camacho definitely understood there was a problem, sought after someone much smarter to help solve it. Can't say any politician today would be humbled to do something like that.

Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 167d

Camacho actually cared about his people and did his best to help.

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 167d (1 reply)

I'd honestly prefer that scenario to our current one. At least they were just stupid and not cartoonishly evil.

NekoKoneko@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 167d

It's been said many times, but to say it a different way: the government and Camacho in Idiocracy were much much better, since they immediately elevated the smartest person they could find to a cabinet-level post and accepted help rather than just lied about the problem.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 11 pts · 167d (2 replies)

Don't Look Up is more fitting as a documentary of our times. In lots of ways.

MBech@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Fucking infuriating movie. Not because it's bad, but because it is so fucking spot on about every single political issue in USA (and to a lesser extend, but still fitting, the rest of the world). I know it's a metaphor for climate change, but every single political issue in USA is dealt with just as moronically as climate change.

Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d

Yeah, I mean it was most overtly a commentary on climate change, but to a great extent it really was about the problems with current politics.

I'm right there with you, it was infuriating, and absolutely right, and great, so now what do I do?

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 167d

Prophecy

charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 167d

What a competent man trump is. He'll rape your daughter and then endorse Paul in the same day. I think trump should enter the ring against Anthony Joshua just like Paul did and every non-abusing father should get a front row seat.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 167d

The kakistocracy continues to worsen.

Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 167d (5 replies)

Never interrupt your enemy when he's making mistakes.
Thank you comrade Trump

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d (3 replies)

The whole administration consists of the most vile, revolting and off-putting people, he'll fit right in.

ignotum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d (1 reply)

And when Trumby finally keels over, Logan will be right there with a camera to make a video about it, it's perfect

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d

That's the only time I'd ever be willing to watch his content.

TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 167d

Carrot Top and Andy Dick have declined senior posts in the administration for fear of damaging their serious reputation. Rob Snyder is on the fence. Scott Baio is actually a liability at this point.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d

Well I'm kinda hoping someone would interrupt him by cutting of his head.

I mean metaphorically, ofc

Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 168d

Senator Jake Paul. America would be a hell of a lot more funny if it wasn't taking us all down with it.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 167d

I guess the bribe arrived.

Jaysyn@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 167d (1 reply)

So much for not liking losers. I guess if you're fascist enough pedo Trump will make an exception.

jaemo@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 167d

Morcheeba dropped a banger about this phenomenon some years ago

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 168d

Of course he would.

rem26_art@fedia.io · 7 pts · 167d (10 replies)

Jake Paul will be 35 in 2032, which i guess means he could run for president that year. Mr. Beast won't be able to run till 2036.

Both of these are nightmare options

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d (2 replies)

Shit, beast is going to restart USAID just to create the most morbid possible humanitarian effort (televised on CBS, of course).

Malnourished kids are going to fight in a pit over chicken bones.

TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 167d (1 reply)

You're saying we get to watch this free or we have to pay?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d

Unfortunately it's going to come out of our tax dollars. So a little of both.

Link@rentadrunk.org · 2 pts · 167d (6 replies)

You need to be a certain age to run for president in America? I understand minors but I’m talking about adults.

grue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d (4 replies)

Yes, you have to be 35.

Link@rentadrunk.org · 1 pts · 167d (3 replies)

Is there a reason for this? Is it experience?

Because if so surely there should be an max age limit too? You shouldn’t be able to run if you are nearly 80 with dementia…

baronvonj@piefed.social · 2 pts · 167d

The reason is simply that the Constitution says so since the beginning.

rem26_art@fedia.io · 2 pts · 167d

I don't really know the reason why 35 specifically. It's been that way since the Constitution was written. Maybe they felt anyone under 35 couldn't have had enough life experience to properly carry out the duties of office? As for why no max age limit, no clue there either

TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 167d

Old people set the ages for office and for some reason they always forget the ceiling.

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 167d

There are many countries where that is the case for various political offices... the two houses of Congress in the US also have (somewhat lower) age requirements.

assembly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d

It’s like we as a county are playing a game of, “locate and find the worst of humanity and put them in public office “

hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 168d

I need horrible things to happen to these people.

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 167d

Conservatism is a mental disorder.

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 168d (14 replies)

that makes sense the USA frequently elects clowns with no political experience

well done to jake paul 2028 president of america!

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 167d (12 replies)

There's not necessarily anything wrong with electing people without political experience. If everyone didn't have an equal shot we might as well be a monarchy. The problem is we never elect anyone good.

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 167d (11 replies)

There’s not necessarily anything wrong with electing people without political experience.

I'm sorry - what? Of course there is. It's a job that affects the lives of thousands to millions. Having experience with the systems, the laws, and seeing the results of legislation and the like is critical to being able to govern and legislate effectively.

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 167d (8 replies)

Electing a legislator is not electing a dictator. The system was designed to give people with good ideas a chance to lead, not just professional politicians. Your attitude is borderline elitist and leads to the "ok it's my turn now" phenominon that's made the Democrats so ineffective in the last couple of decades. The only time anyone's gotten excited for them in recent memory was Obama, who had been a politician for a whole 4 years before becoming president.

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 167d (7 replies)

Electing a legislator is not electing a dictator.

No shit. But you presumably still want qualified people doing the job?

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 167d (6 replies)

As far as I'm concerned "makes good decisions" is a better qualification than "made a career out of running for office"

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 167d (5 replies)

And how does one typically get good enough at a job to "make good decisions"? And how would you know if they would "make good decisions" in that job?

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 167d

And how does one typically get good enough at a job to "make good decisions"?

Not being so power hungry as to choose politics as a career thereby losing touch with the rest of society is a damn good start

And how would you know if they would "make good decisions" in that job?

Idk maybe they could spend a few months telling us their ideas, and then the people could go and pick the candidate they like the most, like some sort of election

aaa999@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d (1 reply)

aoc

atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 167d

What about her?

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 168d

Crypto scams for everybodyyyyyyy!

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 167d

Put them in a ring together!

Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d

TOTAL RATINGS DISASTER

Pratai@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 167d

Idiots tend to support one another.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d

Trump will make him king of Puerto Rico

AlexLost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 167d

These honestly just keep getting funnier. Who will he think of next?!

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 167d

Very serious country.

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 167d

PAUL BROTHERS TOUCHED

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 167d (1 reply)

And that dumbass would be better than the rest of the dipshits in the Trump cabinet.

MBech@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 167d

I'm really not convinced he would... He's just as much a piece of shit as anyone in the cabinet.