So why ship me anyway? Because

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eddie@feddit.online · 58 pts · 163d (4 replies)

just because! uwu :3

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 163d (3 replies)

I hate that if this was Copilot's response, I would be more likely to use it.

YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d (2 replies)
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d (1 reply)

May I ask, what does that site do? There’s no explanation on its page, but I’m curious. I’m on Lemmy just to kill a few minutes before I clock into work, so unfortunately I don’t have the time to mess around and explore it myself right now.

YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d

It's a site where people "larp as ai" so every response you get is written by a real person

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 37 pts · 163d (1 reply)

I think those two asterisks were supposed to actually be three dollar signs.

"Because $$$"

saltesc@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 163d

Might be still generating. Copilot auto-deletes it's messages if it speaks out against itself or Microsoft. It's incredibly frustrating but you can screenshot while it generates or for like a split-second after it's done.

grte@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 163d

I feel like the second answer is just as stupid in it's own way. "But what about when you tell me bullshit?" "Well, it's true that I will tell you bullshit and here are the reasons why. And every other LLM will tell you bullshit, too!"

Uhhh....Okay? I don't feel reassured.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 163d

"SHIP" = Shoe-Horned Into Programs

jaredwhite@humansare.social · 13 pts · 163d

Because Micro$lop

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 163d

I love that nothing fit above the top P threshold in all the possible token distributions to complete that sentence.

Yaky@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 162d

Have ya worked in corporate? Because those are the answers you get even from humans:

  1. Corporate language soup
  2. Avoiding the question and never admitting fault
  3. Because (usually HIPPO: highest paid person's opinion)
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 163d (1 reply)

Because maybe

very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d

you're gonna be the one that slaves me

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 163d

Because [reacted anti-Microsoft propaganda I was trained on] 

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 163d
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magnetosphere@fedia.io · 3 pts · 163d

If this was anything but AI, I’d be astounded that “because” is intended as a serious answer.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 162d

We as in the coke can and Lego bricks we.

Because I can build a car with Lego bricks, companies around the world start making their cars out of Legos. One day soon, all cars will be Lego. Order a coke from the machine. Out drops a bunch of wet Legos.