Assult Penguin

And this is why Linux needs age verification! Won't somebody please think of the children?!

touch pp

 unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

deflating ego.zip

kill is a command.

love, happiness, and peace are not commands.

You can totally find love using command sudo apt install love. It's a game engine.

happiness is a Perl module inside libdemeter-perl package. Let's not install Perl modules, there lies insanity.

And you can find peace in a whole bunch of packages, it's an icon of the peace symbol.

I've got search queries on "how to kill orphaned child" or something like that. I'm sure it set off some flags.

kill ALL

forced consent

$ no
bash: no: command not found
$ yes
y
y
y
y
y
...

$ yes n
n
n
n
n
n
n
...

The penguin ain't messing around no more.

Sources for the images I slapped together: The penguin is from an article on the Indianapolis zoo, and the rest is the cover image from John Wick taken from the Lionsgate page on the movie.

bash kill output:

kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec ... or kill -l [sigspec]

fish kill output:

kill: not enough arguments

Ha! On Ubuntu, the OS of Love, you get:

manxu@ubuntu:~ love  
Command 'love' not found, but can be installed with:  
sudo snap install love  # version 11.2+pkg-d332, or  
sudo apt  install love  # version 11.4-1  
See 'snap info love' for additional versions.  

Have you heard about Our Lord and Savior: Jesux

Also, we are seriously considering changing some fundamental OS features. The idea would be that function calls and features suggesting evil and otherwise pagan ideas would be changed.

abort(3)

kill(1)

references to "daemon"

Cue the joke about killing children with a fork.

That’s not nice

Peace was never an option.

Crazy mode activated.

All you need is kill

Sudo kill all of them.

sudo dnf install love!!! Also known as the Balatro / Blue Revolver engine

The problem of linux getting in the wrong hands:

$ touch gir*
bash: glob did no match any file. Did you mean young woman?

nice

mood

❯ sudo apt show happiness  
N: Unable to locate package happiness  
N: Unable to locate package happiness  
E: No packages found  

How helpful

on which distro does it say "whom"?

% kill

Usage:
 kill [options] <pid> [...]

Options:
 <pid> [...]            send signal to every <pid> listed
 -<signal>, -s, --signal <signal>
                        specify the <signal> to be sent
 -q, --queue <value>    integer value to be sent with the signal
 -l, --list=[<signal>]  list all signal names, or convert one to a name
 -L, --table            list all signal names in a nice table

 -h, --help     display this help and exit
 -V, --version  output version information and exit

For more details see kill(1).

su - AlGreen