Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences

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BzzBiotch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 173d (4 replies)

Ass clarinet, the only certified instrument to play the brown note with.

youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 171d (3 replies)
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BzzBiotch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d (2 replies)

Hey, why did you remove your comment? It was funny af

youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d (1 reply)

Didn’t realize I was 2 days late to the party

BzzBiotch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d

Great, iCanCallYouLateDragon then 😘

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 6 pts · 173d

Your band camp must’ve been the shit.

username_1@programming.dev · 6 pts · 173d (2 replies)
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Mickey7@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 173d

Yes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven't gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician

Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d

I'm just here to see it going in

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 173d

You complete butt trumpet

You absolute

redsand@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 173d

This one time, at band camp...

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 5 pts · 173d (1 reply)

Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 172d

Prior to my performances I plan on giving a short historical description of how they were used. It all came about because the musician would orally play a flute while using the clarinet

charonn0@startrek.website · 3 pts · 172d

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 173d

Mine's more like a trombone

4am@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 173d (2 replies)

Seems to me that the act itself will also have to be standing

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d (1 reply)

Actually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d

You know those little foot stools you can get to help you poop. ? Might work for this.

noname_yet2077@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d

performing to standing room only audiences

Well... You definitely won't be the one sitting.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 172d

Put it next to the butt trumpets and skin flutes.

JerkyChew@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d

Ass clarinet don't play itself.

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d

Squidward could never