c/lemmyshitpost · by Mickey7@lemmy.world · 173dNow maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences 176 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
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BzzBiotch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 173d
Ass clarinet, the only certified instrument to play the brown note with.
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 171d
BzzBiotch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d
Hey, why did you remove your comment? It was funny af
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d
Didn’t realize I was 2 days late to the party
BzzBiotch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d
Great, iCanCallYouLateDragon then 😘
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 6 pts · 173d
Your band camp must’ve been the shit.
username_1@programming.dev · 6 pts · 173d
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 173d
Yes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven't gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d
I'm just here to see it going in
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 173d
You complete butt trumpet
You absolute
redsand@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 173d
This one time, at band camp...
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 5 pts · 173d
Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 172d
Prior to my performances I plan on giving a short historical description of how they were used. It all came about because the musician would orally play a flute while using the clarinet
charonn0@startrek.website · 3 pts · 172d
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 173d
Mine's more like a trombone
4am@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 173d
Seems to me that the act itself will also have to be standing
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d
Actually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch
daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d
You know those little foot stools you can get to help you poop. ? Might work for this.
noname_yet2077@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 171d
Well... You definitely won't be the one sitting.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 172d
Put it next to the butt trumpets and skin flutes.
JerkyChew@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
Ass clarinet don't play itself.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
Squidward could never