c/onehundredninetysix · by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 138d

Rules to live by

656 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world

27 Comments

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Drop panties not bombs.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 138d

My wife doesn't like it when I drop her wet panties while moving them from the washer to the dryer.

skye@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 138d (5 replies)

WAR

BOOBS

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 138d (3 replies)

BAD

GOOD

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 138d (2 replies)

I'm the Girl with the Boobs! ...stick.

verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 138d

Omg, it’s Denji Chainsawman!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 138d

T is for titties

Denjin@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 138d

WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?

mEEGal@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 138d (1 reply)

This dude pulls

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 138d

The Chad incels wish they could be

yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 137d (1 reply)

wars bad
balls good

bold_omi@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 137d

Yes.

JayK117@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 138d (3 replies)

I mean yeah but not when a pedophile says it

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 138d (2 replies)

War bad

Fully developed boob good

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 138d (1 reply)

~~Adult boob~~

Adult Female Boob

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 137d

I never said female, boobs are boobs

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 138d

war is bad
boobs are good
blood is fuel

lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 138d

Put this guy in charge

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 138d

He's got two good points

plyth@feddit.org · 3 pts · 138d (2 replies)

war bad

but

boobs good

Boobs have always been the ultimate reason for men to go to war.

wewbull@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 137d (1 reply)

And I could respect that, but the last hundred years has been about oil, and that's a shit reason.

plyth@feddit.org · 1 pts · 137d

People don't fight for oil. They fight for oil because with it comes the power to attract boobs.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 138d

He's not wrong.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 138d

on god

workerONE@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Epstein agrees

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Nah, Epstein was tight with the Israeli government, so he probably LOVED war.

workerONE@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 138d

Yeah but a bad war is a distraction from the Epstein files