Thia better not awaken anything in me

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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 107 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Also me:

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 161d (1 reply)

LOL I was thinkin' about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 159d

Spooked ya

X@piefed.world · 90 pts · 161d

Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 57 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Are these those pastafarians I've read about?

TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 6 pts · 161d

https://lemdro.id/post/lemdro.id/37854192

I think these are the pastafarians.

Edit: fuck, I didnt scroll down to see the 2nd half.

owsei@programming.dev · 42 pts · 161d (2 replies)

Talking about bathing in pasta, there's a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.

He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn't have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

Junior, naked, on a small plastic basket filled with Miojo, a cheap brand of instant noodles

Sadly I couldn't find a good photo

EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 161d

A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?

krashmo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 161d

That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles

snoons@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 161d

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 161d

Mmm... Pussghetti. 🤤

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 161d (3 replies)
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Klear@quokk.au · 11 pts · 161d (1 reply)

I'll stick with drugs.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 161d

Def a safer bet.

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 161d

They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must've cost them $6

aviationeast@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 161d (1 reply)

You're telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren't on drugs?

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 161d

This joke is literally in the screenshot

db2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 161d

Vaginosis speed run

Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 161d

Birth of tho flying spaghetti Monster

Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 161d (2 replies)

But why plain spaghetti? I mean no sauce? That's just not right.

snoons@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Well, you see, the girls will eventually make their own sauce ifyouknowwhatimean.

oascany@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 159d

On some days, I hate having eyesight

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 161d (1 reply)

Ahh yes, good ol wet and messy

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 161d

macaroni in a pot

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 161d

Jesus... thanks for showing me another kink I didn't know I had

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d

Something something mom's spaghetti

fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 160d

I just see four people who are going to be very sticky, smelly, and sad later.

Zink@programming.dev · 3 pts · 159d

Ah yes, this is my favorite kink. "OMG that hot person in a strange situation is still hot!"

The posing is not hurting either.

Though I do find myself being influenced in what I choose to make for lunch...

fastfomo7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 159d (4 replies)

Since when is playing with food a kink?

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 159d

Oh, you sweet summer child.

Soulg@ani.social · 5 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Anything is a kink to someone

Gathorall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 159d

Though this a weird question to some degree. Or I guess not because playing with food is so common you kinda have to get weird and overboard with it for people to count it as a kink.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 159d

Seems like somebody missed out on cakefarts.

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 159d
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 159d

I see porn studios are throwing ideas at the wall to see what sticks...

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 159d

The fuck the grown human dog doing?